Violently Irrelevant did not write the fic, he just read and recorded it.
Enjoy!
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/241675/i-had-sex-today

Original description:

When Twilight gets interrupted with a barrage of unneeded information from her best friend, how can she possibly get out of it? And more importantly, does she want to?

Meh

~Everbody ever born.