Roses are red
Violets are blue
Texas Summers can go fuck themselves

Intro Video:  http://youtu.be/dmVWvOC_2HU
Outro Song:  Slam of the Northstar - Quad City DJs vs. Crystal Kings - by GARticuno
Outro Art was just a meme.  I don't think I would need to credit that, but ask if you're curious and I'll help you find the source.
Openning Bit thanks to LilyPichu

I do not own МLР:FiМ.  All rights to the show go to Hasbrо, DНX Media, and Lаuren Fаust.

FAIR USE, Title 17, US Code (Sections 107-118 of the copyright law): All media in this video is used for purpose of review & commentary under terms of fair use. All footage, music & images used belong to their respective companies.