Surprise. SelfiePony made me do this. Follow my socials. Art credit, lyrics, and download below.

Download: https://crusaderpony.bandcamp.com/track/brony-song-pink-guy-parody
Art: http://blubrush.tumblr.com/

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/crusaderpony
Twitter: https://twitter.com/crusaderpony

Hello, everypony
Please be my friend
I watch a show for little girls
I’m a brony

I live at my moms house
I’m like 23
I collect horsey figurines
I’m a brony

Haters are going to hate
but I always know to love and tolerate
That’s what I told celestia

(lol don’t be such a hater. do you even friendship, bro?)

I am immune to any troll
and I don’t care about society’s gender roles
cause all of a sudden
I think I’m a pony

Yes, I’m a brony
Yes, I’m a brony
Yes, I’m a brony
Yes, I’m a brony
A filthy brony
(luna is so overated)
a dirty brony
(You wanna se my pony daki collection?)
a silly brony
(I’m learning life lessons from a show for little girls)
a weirdo brony
(So, I’m basically a pony now)


I live at my computer desk
and argue with other bronies on the internet
about best pony
and how our fandom is superior to the others

I wanna go to bronycon
show my fanfic of lyra and bonbon
So i made my OC an adorable pony waifu

Yes, I’m a brony
Yes, I’m a brony
Yes, I’m a brony
Yes, I’m a brony
A filthy brony