WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:22.409 --> 00:00:24.409 Now if its all the same to you 00:00:25.407 --> 00:00:27.407 Class dismissed. 00:00:33.401 --> 00:00:34.401 [Breathes in] 00:00:40.396 --> 00:00:41.396 [Sigh] 00:00:48.391 --> 00:00:49.391 [Knocking] 00:00:51.389 --> 00:00:52.389 [Knocking] 00:00:56.385 --> 00:01:00.385 Someone needs to stop locking these doors! 00:01:15.372 --> 00:01:16.371 I don't see him. 00:01:16.371 --> 00:01:18.371 (Antony C) Are you sure he's supposed to be here? 00:01:19.369 --> 00:01:24.366 (KP) Yes. Maybe? I was, told things by people. 00:01:24.366 --> 00:01:28.366 (Antony C) And you're trusting some obscure random things you heard in the hallway? 00:01:30.362 --> 00:01:31.362 (KP) I hate you. 00:01:32.360 --> 00:01:34.360 (Antony C) Huh? Do you know how much trouble I had to go through to get the marching band here? 00:01:36.358 --> 00:01:37.358 (Fluttershy) We're charging you by the hour. 00:01:38.356 --> 00:01:42.356 Fine I'll figure it out! Muhahahaha! 00:01:46.351 --> 00:01:48.349 Nevermind 00:01:48.349 --> 00:01:51.347 (Digi) Ow! Who throws a flashlight?! 00:01:51.347 --> 00:01:55.347 Ugh, let's just do this already! 00:02:03.339 --> 00:02:05.339 Alright, here goes nothing. 00:02:06.337 --> 00:02:08.335 ♪ So listen very carefully everypony ♪ 00:02:08.335 --> 00:02:10.335 ♪ and let me tell you why ♪ 00:02:11.333 --> 00:02:15.333 ♪ a Mr. John De Lancie is a really awesome guy ♪ 00:02:17.329 --> 00:02:19.328 ♪ Well first he's been on TV in a lot of super shows. ♪ 00:02:19.328 --> 00:02:21.326 ♪ In Star Trek he was 'Q', in case you didn't know ♪(separated incase) 00:02:21.326 --> 00:02:24.324 ♪ His naughty sci-fi antics made us laugh until we'd bust. ♪ 00:02:24.324 --> 00:02:26.323 (Antony C)Especially the time someone kicked him in the n- 00:02:26.323 --> 00:02:28.321 (KP talks over Antony)Dude shut up! (Separated shutup) 00:02:28.321 --> 00:02:32.319 (Antony C) Oh well, um. How about his work from Alien Voices? 00:02:32.319 --> 00:02:34.317 (KP) eh. It's ok. 00:02:34.317 --> 00:02:37.315 ♪ But De Lancie also showed us stuff in other weird places ♪ 00:02:37.315 --> 00:02:39.314 ♪ He cameoed in Family Guy, though there weren't many traces ♪ 00:02:39.314 --> 00:02:42.312 ♪ Invader Zim, and Johnny Quest and Batman, Yes! - and Charmed! ♪ 00:02:42.312 --> 00:02:44.312 ♪ I hope his awesome pedigree will cause you no alarm ♪ 00:02:59.300 --> 00:03:01.299 ♪ He teaches really well at pony university ♪ 00:03:01.299 --> 00:03:02.298 ♪ At least I think he does ♪ 00:03:02.298 --> 00:03:03.297 ♪ in our rich pony diversity ♪ 00:03:03.297 --> 00:03:06.295 ♪ He likes us all to listen, his classes are a riot ♪ 00:03:06.295 --> 00:03:08.295 ♪ and everyone is welcome. Unless you are a pirate. ♪ 00:03:18.287 --> 00:03:20.285 ♪ He also has a lot of time for all us fans at cons ♪ 00:03:20.285 --> 00:03:22.284 ♪ He cast a magic spell on Trekkies. Doing them no wrong ♪ 00:03:22.284 --> 00:03:25.282 ♪ To each and every brony, He's never fake or phony ♪ 00:03:25.282 --> 00:03:27.280 ♪ Even with the weirdo ones who watch My Little Pony ♪ 00:03:27.280 --> 00:03:28.280 YEEEAAH! 00:03:28.280 --> 00:03:31.278 ♪ I'm sure its worth the stress, though we've very oddly dressed. ♪ 00:03:31.278 --> 00:03:34.276 ♪ and together we undoubtedly, look like a big old mess. ♪ 00:03:34.276 --> 00:03:36.274 ♪ Considering how strange we are. We're really rather blessed ♪ 00:03:36.274 --> 00:03:38.273 ♪ But nevermind I'm rambling. Where was I? ♪ 00:03:38.273 --> 00:03:40.271 I digress. 00:03:40.271 --> 00:03:42.270 ♪ The last thing I will say. Without being too cliche ♪ 00:03:42.270 --> 00:03:44.269 ♪ John'll help a brony out at the end of any day ♪ 00:03:44.269 --> 00:03:47.267 ♪ and he challenges our expectations in an awesome way ♪ 00:03:47.267 --> 00:03:49.267 ♪ by partaking in our fandom which has surely send him grey. ♪ 00:04:17.246 --> 00:04:18.246 That's all folks. 00:04:24.241 --> 00:04:28.238 Thats gonna be hard to top but lets try anyway 00:04:28.238 --> 00:04:29.238 Wooo. 00:04:31.236 --> 00:04:32.235 But whatever. I wanna do this part because, you know what? 00:04:32.235 --> 00:04:33.235 I'm frustrated. No one gets it. 00:04:33.235 --> 00:04:36.233 No one gets why I respect John De Lancie as much as humanly possible. 00:04:36.233 --> 00:04:39.230 Sure, some assume that just because I love discord and his character 00:04:39.230 --> 00:04:43.228 from an analytical standpoint that its somewhat given that I like the guy who voices him. 00:04:43.228 --> 00:04:45.226 Duh right? But no, thats not the case. 00:04:45.226 --> 00:04:51.222 No. No! I will school you internet, in why John De Lancie is awesome despite voicing Discord. 00:04:51.222 --> 00:04:54.220 So, it's no secret that Discord is my favourite character for a number of reasons. 00:04:54.220 --> 00:04:56.219 But in order to make this case as unbiased as possible 00:04:56.219 --> 00:04:59.217 we're just gonna hide this information at the bottom of the ocean. 00:04:59.217 --> 00:05:01.215 Forget about it now. Just, just forget about it for a little while. 00:05:01.215 --> 00:05:03.214 Ok internet? Ok? 00:05:03.214 --> 00:05:04.213 This is why John De Lancie is awesome! 00:05:04.213 --> 00:05:09.210 If there's something that proves I could never ever be an actor then Star Trek's weird situations are that proof. 00:05:09.210 --> 00:05:15.205 For example captain Picard, his crew and Q are lost in a forest in the 12th century, as Robin Hood characters. 00:05:15.205 --> 00:05:18.203 But, weren't they just on a ship dealing with archaeological findings. 00:05:18.203 --> 00:05:24.199 Or the time Q and Janeway were stuck in a continuum war but somehow they're in the middle of a civil war. Wait. What? 00:05:24.199 --> 00:05:27.199 But anyone who can make this scene somewhat work has my eternal respect. 00:05:35.192 --> 00:05:38.192 [Sigh] I was good wasn't I? 00:05:39.189 --> 00:05:42.189 And if you still need more proof then take a look at this clip I found. 00:06:13.165 --> 00:06:16.165 I got a call from my agent saying that you have a, a job. 00:06:17.162 --> 00:06:19.161 and I read the material, It was very good. 00:06:19.161 --> 00:06:21.160 I went in, I knocked it off 00:06:21.160 --> 00:06:24.160 And completely forgot about it. 00:06:25.157 --> 00:06:27.155 So let me get this straight. 00:06:27.155 --> 00:06:29.450 John De Lancie went into his role, with little to no recollection of his character. 00:06:34.790 --> 00:06:37.149 How do you do these things that you do I don't understand! 00:06:37.149 --> 00:06:41.146 Also, if that wasnt enough, were you guys even paying attention to the song 00:06:41.146 --> 00:06:43.144 that I painstakingly sang a little while ago? 00:06:43.144 --> 00:06:47.142 Man, you kids these days. Can't even remember five minutes ago. I swear. 00:06:47.142 --> 00:06:49.140 And another thing. 00:06:49.140 --> 00:06:52.138 He's like everywhere doing not only interviews for conventions and junk. 00:06:52.138 --> 00:06:56.135 But spending a ridiculous amount of time participating in fan-targeted media. 00:06:56.135 --> 00:06:59.133 For example do you know how many interviews he's done for just the brony media alone? 00:06:59.133 --> 00:07:04.130 Like. A lot. I know. I had to watch most of them in preparation for this. 00:07:04.130 --> 00:07:06.128 Theres a lot and leave it at that. 00:07:06.128 --> 00:07:09.126 And then he did this nifty student film that, I'm pretty sure he volunteered to do. 00:07:09.126 --> 00:07:11.125 Unless.... 00:07:11.125 --> 00:07:12.687 John, did you even read this contract? 00:07:12.721 --> 00:07:13.818 It says you're going to be paid in butter. 00:07:14.123 --> 00:07:16.121 That explains a lot. 00:07:16.121 --> 00:07:19.121 He also let the Brony clubhouse in his house, to do an interview. 00:07:20.119 --> 00:07:21.118 Who does that? 00:07:21.118 --> 00:07:25.366 Also, when Lyle wrote to him when he was concerned about his conservative father, 00:07:28.114 --> 00:07:28.743 he meets Lyle's parents and personally walks them into the convention. 00:07:28.778 --> 00:07:30.888 Again, who does that? 00:07:30.921 --> 00:07:35.111 He also bribes people into his house to see the documentary. Which I think is the funniest thing ever. 00:07:36.108 --> 00:07:40.059 In my own home, I've done this now, four times. 00:07:40.059 --> 00:07:44.969 In my house you get the movie and a complimentary dinner. 00:07:46.092 --> 00:07:46.998 Also this 00:07:47.075 --> 00:07:48.146 (John) Are you having a good time? 00:07:48.209 --> 00:07:49.355 (The Cakes) Yes,were having a great time. 00:07:50.075 --> 00:07:52.647 (John) Uh, I love your outfits. 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:54.162 You just happened to walk of the street right? 00:07:54.196 --> 00:07:58.095 (The Cakes) Yea. Wow its like an honour to meet you. 00:07:59.092 --> 00:08:01.092 (John) Alright, well enjoy yourself. 00:08:02.089 --> 00:08:03.089 (The Cakes) Thank you very much 00:08:03.089 --> 00:08:04.089 Bye. It's John De Lancie! 00:08:06.087 --> 00:08:08.087 I would have been totally cool in that situation. 00:08:10.084 --> 00:08:13.082 Oh, this is gonna be fun! 00:08:13.082 --> 00:08:15.080 [Tapping] 00:08:15.080 --> 00:08:16.080 Now, hit it! 00:09:36.024 --> 00:09:38.024 Always like to keep my audience riveted! 00:09:39.356 --> 00:09:42.020 But, you know what? Those aren't even the best examples. 00:09:42.020 --> 00:09:44.539 This story I found is. 00:09:45.018 --> 00:09:47.017 (male narrator) Uh. I went to Toronto Comicon. 00:09:47.017 --> 00:09:49.015 At I believe the end of March. 00:09:49.015 --> 00:09:51.014 And it just so happened that 00:09:51.014 --> 00:09:55.011 one, Mr John De Lancie, was a guest there. 00:09:55.011 --> 00:09:57.010 So I decided I totally wanted something, 00:09:57.010 --> 00:09:59.008 with discord on it, signed by him! 00:09:59.008 --> 00:10:02.006 I went searching through my image folders 00:10:02.006 --> 00:10:07.003 and I found a fantastic piece of art by an artist of the name 'iopichio' 00:10:07.003 --> 00:10:09.001 And I thought, this is fantastic! 00:10:09.001 --> 00:10:11.000 It's got Discord and Celestia face to face. 00:10:11.000 --> 00:10:13.998 Celestia's looking all pissed and I'm like "Yea this is the perfect Picture!" 00:10:13.998 --> 00:10:14.997 I'm totally going to get this signed. 00:10:14.997 --> 00:10:18.994 So I take it, and I get it printed off on a nice piece of glossy paper. 00:10:18.994 --> 00:10:20.993 It looks great and I go to the convention. 00:10:20.993 --> 00:10:22.992 I get to the convention and I'm standing in line. 00:10:22.992 --> 00:10:24.990 There's like 2 people in front of me. 00:10:24.990 --> 00:10:27.988 Waiting to talk to John De Lancie 00:10:27.988 --> 00:10:34.983 and as I'm getting closer, I'm looking at the picture and I happen to spy something in the picture that looks a little suggestive. 00:10:34.983 --> 00:10:38.980 But I think to myself, no, no no, don't worry about it John De Lancie is a professional. 00:10:38.980 --> 00:10:42.978 So I get up there and hand him the picture well I introduce myself, 00:10:42.978 --> 00:10:45.976 you know, I've been watching Star Trek since I was a kid loved you as Q 00:10:45.976 --> 00:10:49.973 but ah, as of late I've been watching something else you've been in. 00:10:49.973 --> 00:10:53.970 And I handed him the picture and he's all 'Oh look at that' just a second. 00:10:53.970 --> 00:10:56.968 and he waves the girl that was in line ahead of me back 00:10:56.968 --> 00:11:00.965 She comes up and he says, 'Remember that I told you I was doing voices in cartoons?' 00:11:00.965 --> 00:11:03.963 She says 'Yea' He says 'Well this is the character I was playing.' 00:11:03.963 --> 00:11:06.961 and he holds the picture up. He points to Discord and He's says 00:11:06.961 --> 00:11:08.960 this is gluey, I mean Discord. 00:11:08.960 --> 00:11:10.958 She kind of nods her head and she says 00:11:10.958 --> 00:11:13.956 'It looks kind of like you.' He turns around and says 00:11:13.956 --> 00:11:15.955 'What part of this looks like me?' 00:11:15.955 --> 00:11:19.952 and she looks all nervous right at me and she's like 'What do I say?' 00:11:19.952 --> 00:11:23.949 and I just kind of stroke my beard and she's like 'Yeah! Yeah, facial hair. That's it, that's it.' 00:11:23.949 --> 00:11:26.947 He looks at it and he's like 'No!' He was like, full scruff. 00:11:26.947 --> 00:11:30.944 'Yea, Yea facial hair,facial hair' He's like 'No, No' 00:11:30.944 --> 00:11:35.941 She walks away and he puts the picture down on the table and he grabs his pen 00:11:35.941 --> 00:11:38.939 and he's like 'So you want me to sign this?' and I said Yes. 00:11:38.939 --> 00:11:39.938 He's like ok, 00:11:39.938 --> 00:11:42.936 puts the pen, and he's just about to touch the paper 00:11:42.936 --> 00:11:47.933 and then he lifts is away from the paper and puts it down and picks it up and says. 00:11:47.933 --> 00:11:51.930 'What is that?!' And hand to forehead I'm just like, oh my God 00:11:51.930 --> 00:11:55.927 He's like 'What is this?!' I'm like "Its not what you think" 00:11:55.927 --> 00:11:59.924 and he's like 'Well it kind of looks like' and I'm like 'I know what it looks like' 00:11:59.924 --> 00:12:03.921 It's his tail wrapping around behind Celestia coming up in front, He's like 00:12:03.921 --> 00:12:09.917 'Really?' I'm like 'Yes, really.' He's like 'I don't know. I wonder if anybody else sees this?' 00:12:09.917 --> 00:12:15.913 So he turns to this left where one Miss Nicole De Boer is sitting 00:12:15.913 --> 00:12:20.910 Nicole De Boer being the actress that plays as Ezri Dax in 'Deep Space Nine' 00:12:20.910 --> 00:12:22.908 And he says 'Nicky come here!' 00:12:22.908 --> 00:12:26.905 She stands up, walks towards his table he's like 'Look at this!' 00:12:26.905 --> 00:12:29.903 and she looks at it and it doesn't even take a split second, 00:12:29.903 --> 00:12:34.900 she's like 'Oh my god what is that?!' and I am just beat red at this point. 00:12:34.900 --> 00:12:36.899 and John is chuckling He's like 'Yeah.' 00:12:36.899 --> 00:12:41.895 and he says 'We were discussing earlier about apparently they modeled Discord after me. 00:12:41.895 --> 00:12:43.894 But I think this is the only part they got right.' 00:12:43.894 --> 00:12:47.891 Nicole give him a 'Yea shut up' kind of look and she walks back to her table 00:12:47.891 --> 00:12:51.888 He's like 'I think that's what this is!' I'm like 'Thats not what it is!' Well he's like 'Lets check again.' 00:12:51.888 --> 00:12:55.885 And he stars flagging down con staff. 00:12:55.885 --> 00:12:59.883 He's like 'Looks at this! Look at this! This is the only part of Discord they modeled after me' 00:12:59.883 --> 00:13:02.883 The con staff are just like, half of them are laughing 00:13:05.878 --> 00:13:09.876 He finally stops showing is to everybody that will stop for ten seconds 00:13:09.876 --> 00:13:14.872 and puts it down on the table and, all chuckling all the while, grabs his pen and is like 00:13:14.872 --> 00:13:16.871 'Where would you like me to sign?' 00:13:16.871 --> 00:13:18.869 I'm like 'Where ever the [beep] you want to.' 00:13:18.869 --> 00:13:24.865 And he's like 'Ok!' So he signs right on the top of the big blue penis. 00:13:24.865 --> 00:13:32.860 So there you are sir, you have now heard the story of getting John De Lancie to sign a big blue penis. 00:13:32.860 --> 00:13:36.860 John De Lancie is the biggest troll I've ever met! 00:13:37.856 --> 00:13:39.855 Ok, I get it..that was really funny, alright? 00:13:39.855 --> 00:13:42.853 You know? The thing with the wing. It was good, yeah. 00:13:42.853 --> 00:13:43.852 Good times, man. 00:13:43.852 --> 00:13:45.851 Good times. 00:13:45.851 --> 00:13:48.849 Wait that just happened, like, two minutes ago. 00:13:48.849 --> 00:13:51.846 More like bad memories. Two minutes. Seriously? 00:13:51.846 --> 00:13:55.844 But, I think it's time I wrap up with the funny business and move on to something else. 00:13:55.844 --> 00:13:57.842 And I think this might be hard. 00:13:57.842 --> 00:13:59.841 I'll do my best. 00:13:59.841 --> 00:14:00.841 Well... 00:14:01.378 --> 00:14:03.838 This part...This part. 00:14:03.838 --> 00:14:06.836 I think...I think I need to open up about something. 00:14:06.836 --> 00:14:10.833 Like why I decided to take on this mammoth of a project. 00:14:10.833 --> 00:14:13.831 When this was released, I felt really disappointed. 00:14:13.831 --> 00:14:17.831 But I need to take a different approach to this and talk to someone else about it. 00:14:22.825 --> 00:14:27.821 Hi John! My name is Rachael and I'm sure you're probably really confused about what you just saw. 00:14:27.821 --> 00:14:29.820 Even more so depending on how you got it. 00:14:29.820 --> 00:14:32.818 But erm that was just me and my team's way of saying thank you. 00:14:32.818 --> 00:14:36.815 I know the documentary kind of got murky with the pirating 00:14:36.815 --> 00:14:40.812 and all the other issues and I just,felt like I just had to do something. 00:14:40.812 --> 00:14:42.811 So that was my kind of gift to you. 00:14:42.811 --> 00:14:46.808 I don't know if you can see this but i'm really nervous about talking and speaking on camera 00:14:46.808 --> 00:14:49.806 but I'm trying to keep my cool. It's very hard. 00:14:49.806 --> 00:14:53.803 I will say that, without Discord I probably wouldn't have given the show a chance. 00:14:53.803 --> 00:14:54.803 And now that I've actually watched the show, 00:14:55.802 --> 00:15:01.798 I've built this big community of people and fans and its weird for me to think about but at the same time, 00:15:01.798 --> 00:15:03.796 I really can't imagine my life without it. 00:15:03.796 --> 00:15:08.793 So I just wanted to thank you for kind of inadvertently giving me that gift 00:15:08.793 --> 00:15:11.791 and that was probably part of the reason why I felt like I had to do this. 00:15:11.791 --> 00:15:13.789 Thats all I really wanted to say. 00:15:13.789 --> 00:15:14.789 Thank you so much. 00:15:15.788 --> 00:15:16.787 Thanks John! 00:15:16.787 --> 00:15:17.787 Thank you, John De Lancie! 00:15:17.787 --> 00:15:18.786 Thank you John De Lancie 00:15:18.786 --> 00:15:19.786 Thank you John De Lancie 00:15:20.785 --> 00:15:22.783 Thank you John De Lancie 00:15:22.783 --> 00:15:23.783 Thank you John De Lancie 00:15:23.783 --> 00:15:24.782 Thank you John 00:15:24.782 --> 00:15:26.780 Live prong and losper! 00:15:26.780 --> 00:15:30.780 Or, something, like that. 00:17:15.705 --> 00:17:18.705 I've just slapped myself in the face four times, I hope you're happy.