WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:01:02.128 --> 00:01:03.830 (Mom) Kiiiiiimie 00:01:03.897 --> 00:01:05.065 Come down here! 00:01:05.065 --> 00:01:08.068 I have a surprise for you sweetie! 00:01:08.068 --> 00:01:10.070 (KP) Coming! 00:01:10.937 --> 00:01:15.542 (Mom) Oh! There you are Kimie. How was school? 00:01:15.542 --> 00:01:19.079 (KP) Ugh... It was alright. Film studies was fine, 00:01:19.079 --> 00:01:22.582 But I was bored out of my MIND during Equestrian history. 00:01:22.582 --> 00:01:26.086 These books are so old, even their dust has dust. 00:01:26.086 --> 00:01:28.088 (Monster) RAAGH 00:01:28.088 --> 00:01:30.723 (Mom) Good to hear. Actually... 00:01:30.723 --> 00:01:31.758 (KP) (Raspberry) 00:01:31.758 --> 00:01:33.860 (Mom) Guess what I got! 00:01:33.860 --> 00:01:35.061 (KP) What are these? 00:01:35.095 --> 00:01:38.064 (Mom) Well you know me. I pulled a few strings at work. 00:01:38.064 --> 00:01:43.069 Well, not literally strings mind you, it's just an expression sweetups. 00:01:43.069 --> 00:01:48.608 And I managed to score these tickets to the Spring Sovereign Soiree! 00:01:48.608 --> 00:01:53.079 Now I know it isn't the same as the Summer Sun Celebration, 00:01:53.079 --> 00:01:57.083 Or...what is it, the Grand Galloping... get together-or... 00:01:57.083 --> 00:02:03.089 Whatever they call it. But! The Princesses will be there! 00:02:03.089 --> 00:02:04.657 (KP) Ugh... The princesses? 00:02:04.657 --> 00:02:09.095 No offense Mom, but I read enough about them in these old things. 00:02:09.095 --> 00:02:13.099 Plus they're around Ponyville so often it seems... pointless. 00:02:13.099 --> 00:02:17.103 (Mom) Did I mention that Discord will be there? 00:02:17.103 --> 00:02:20.106 (KP) Really?! (Gasps) ThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyou! 00:02:20.106 --> 00:02:25.111 (Mom) Anything for you sweetums. Have fun now! (Door Slams Shut) 00:02:42.128 --> 00:02:45.064 (Mom) Let me tell you a new story. 00:02:45.064 --> 00:02:49.068 Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria... 00:02:49.068 --> 00:02:50.436 Where we live! 00:02:50.436 --> 00:02:53.072 There were two beautiful princesses. 00:02:53.072 --> 00:03:00.079 Princess Celestia, who raises the sun, And Princess Luna, who raises the moon. 00:03:00.079 --> 00:03:05.084 Now these Princesses where always nice and kind to their subjects. 00:03:05.084 --> 00:03:12.091 But one day, there was an evil beast, who threatened to take over everything we held dear! 00:03:12.091 --> 00:03:19.632 He was made up of all sorts of limbs and had fiery red eyes! 00:03:19.632 --> 00:03:24.070 He wanted to hurt every pony by making life miserable. 00:03:24.070 --> 00:03:29.075 Luckily the great princesses were able to stop the evil Discord, 00:03:29.075 --> 00:03:33.079 and bring harmony to all the land! The end! 00:03:33.580 --> 00:03:35.081 (Young KP) Mommy? 00:03:35.081 --> 00:03:36.082 (Mom) Yes honey? 00:03:36.082 --> 00:03:39.085 (Young KP) Was Discord always evil? 00:03:39.085 --> 00:03:40.653 (Mom) I think so. 00:03:40.653 --> 00:03:41.487 (Young KP) Why? 00:03:41.487 --> 00:03:44.090 (Mom) Well I don't know, he just was! 00:03:44.090 --> 00:03:46.092 Some ponies are just bad. 00:03:46.092 --> 00:03:48.061 (Young KP) But that makes no sense! 00:03:48.094 --> 00:03:50.063 There had to be a reason.. 00:03:50.063 --> 00:03:54.067 Maby he was lonely. Maby he just didn't have any friends 00:03:54.067 --> 00:03:57.070 and wanted the princesses to play games with him. 00:03:57.070 --> 00:04:03.076 What if Discord asked... Ssseletia, and Woona to play 00:04:03.076 --> 00:04:08.081 and they said no, and then he gets super sad and lonely 00:04:08.081 --> 00:04:13.086 and cries because he's so lonely... (Yawn) 00:04:13.086 --> 00:04:17.090 (Mom) Maybe not Kimie... Maybe not. 00:04:17.957 --> 00:04:19.859 (Fanfare) 00:04:25.064 --> 00:04:30.069 (Announcer) Announcing...Princess Celestia! 00:04:31.070 --> 00:04:32.071 (Twilight) You nervous? 00:04:32.071 --> 00:04:35.074 (Discord) Excuse me princess! 00:04:35.074 --> 00:04:38.077 But considering I'm an immortal spirit of chaos, 00:04:38.077 --> 00:04:43.516 I'm quite I have far more experience dealing with the lowley proletary than you. 00:04:43.516 --> 00:04:47.120 Something to the order of... oh, five or six millennia? 00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:50.123 (Twilight) Well gee I was just trying to be supportive. 00:04:50.123 --> 00:04:53.126 (Discord) More like trying to be nosey! 00:04:53.126 --> 00:04:58.097 In fact, why don't they just rename you the princess of meddling? 00:04:58.097 --> 00:05:02.101 Oh wait even better, the princess of noseyness? 00:05:02.101 --> 00:05:08.107 Yes, I think that most certainly fits you and your heavenly nostrils far better! 00:05:08.107 --> 00:05:13.112 (Announcer) Announcing... Princess Twilight Sparkle! 00:05:13.112 --> 00:05:16.115 (Luna) Your fear is palpable Discord. 00:05:16.115 --> 00:05:19.118 (Discord) Fear? What fear? 00:05:19.118 --> 00:05:21.120 You must be quite mistaken. 00:05:21.120 --> 00:05:23.122 You must be quite mistaken. (Luna) You may think you are alone, 00:05:23.122 --> 00:05:29.095 but you are not the only pony here who has a past transgression to atone for. 00:05:29.095 --> 00:05:34.100 It wasn't long ago that I was facing fears not so different from your own. 00:05:34.100 --> 00:05:39.105 After all, these ponies have only seen the less respectable side of you. 00:05:39.105 --> 00:05:41.107 I understand your plight. 00:05:41.107 --> 00:05:44.110 It will take time for them to see the good in you, 00:05:44.110 --> 00:05:47.113 but that time will come. 00:05:47.113 --> 00:05:52.118 You just need to have a little...patience. And a little faith. 00:05:52.118 --> 00:05:56.122 (Announcer) Announcing...Princess Luna! 00:05:56.122 --> 00:06:00.093 (Luna) I believe that is my que. Good fortune to you Discord. 00:06:00.093 --> 00:06:02.061 (Crowd Cheering) 00:06:03.096 --> 00:06:11.104 (Announcer) And in his first public appearance, Discord! Spirit of chaos! 00:06:11.104 --> 00:06:17.110 (Clapping dies down) (Pony #1) That's Discord? 00:06:17.110 --> 00:06:20.113 (Crowd starts wispering) (Cherry Berry) Didn't he used to torture ponies? 00:06:20.113 --> 00:06:25.118 (Noteworthy) The princesses shouldn't have that beast up there! (Booing) 00:06:25.118 --> 00:06:27.120 (Caramel) Get off the stage! 00:06:27.120 --> 00:06:30.123 (Pony #2) You suck! 00:07:23.109 --> 00:07:25.111 (KP)!SI! 00:07:25.111 --> 00:07:29.115 (KP) Yay Discord! Go Discord YAY! 00:07:29.115 --> 00:07:31.117 Huh? 00:07:32.118 --> 00:07:38.124 (Discord) I don't need those ponies anyways! with their stupid rules and... expectations. 00:07:38.124 --> 00:07:42.094 I'm Discord! The king of chaos! 00:07:42.128 --> 00:07:46.098 I don't need them! I never have! 00:07:46.098 --> 00:07:47.099 I don't need them! I never have! I'll just be alone. Like I always have been! 00:07:47.099 --> 00:07:50.102 I'll just be alone. Like I always have been! 00:07:52.104 --> 00:08:00.112 Always... have been... (Sobbing) 00:08:01.113 --> 00:08:02.648 (KP) Are you ok? 00:08:02.648 --> 00:08:04.116 (Discord) Oh! uh... 00:08:04.116 --> 00:08:05.117 Who are you? 00:08:05.117 --> 00:08:09.121 A... diminutive blue equine? 00:08:09.121 --> 00:08:13.125 Go away! Can't you see that I'm not wanted? 00:08:13.125 --> 00:08:16.095 (KP) But, I read all about you in my Equestrian history books! 00:08:16.095 --> 00:08:19.665 You're super interesting. I'm a huge fan! 00:08:19.665 --> 00:08:23.102 (Discord) Fan? You're my...fan? 00:08:24.103 --> 00:08:28.107 Me? But you saw those ponies out there. 00:08:28.107 --> 00:08:30.109 I don't just have fans. 00:08:30.109 --> 00:08:33.112 You're probably just here to make fun of my features. 00:08:33.112 --> 00:08:35.114 You're probably just here to make fun of my features. "Oh mister Discord!" 00:08:35.114 --> 00:08:40.119 "How's it feel to be a walking abomination that nopony can stand?" 00:08:40.119 --> 00:08:42.121 (KP) But, I don't think that. 00:08:42.121 --> 00:08:45.124 You must be really cool and complex. 00:08:45.124 --> 00:08:50.096 Please! Tell me everything. 00:08:50.096 --> 00:08:54.100 (Discord) Well let's see... I was born on a Tuesday... 00:10:28.127 --> 00:10:32.098 (Fluttershy) Oh Discord, I knew you could make some new friends!