(Mom) Kiiiiiimie
Come down here!
I have a surprise for you sweetie!
(KP) Coming!
(Mom) Oh! There you are Kimie. How was school?
(KP) Ugh... It was alright. Film studies was fine,
But I was bored out of my MIND during Equestrian history.
These books are so old, even their dust has dust.
(Monster) RAAGH
(Mom) Good to hear. Actually...
(KP) (Raspberry)
(Mom) Guess what I got!
(KP) What are these?
(Mom) Well you know me. I pulled a few strings at work.
Well, not literally strings mind you, it's just an expression sweetups.
And I managed to score these tickets to the Spring Sovereign Soiree!
Now I know it isn't the same as the Summer Sun Celebration,
Or...what is it, the Grand Galloping... get together-or...
Whatever they call it. But! The Princesses will be there!
(KP) Ugh... The princesses?
No offense Mom, but I read enough about them in these old things.
Plus they're around Ponyville so often it seems... pointless.
(Mom) Did I mention that Discord will be there?
(KP) Really?! (Gasps) ThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyou!
(Mom) Anything for you sweetums. Have fun now! (Door Slams Shut)
(Mom) Let me tell you a new story.
Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria...
Where we live!
There were two beautiful princesses.
Princess Celestia, who raises the sun, And Princess Luna, who raises the moon.
Now these Princesses where always nice and kind to their subjects.
But one day, there was an evil beast, who threatened to take over everything we held dear!
He was made up of all sorts of limbs and had fiery red eyes!
He wanted to hurt every pony by making life miserable.
Luckily the great princesses were able to stop the evil Discord,
and bring harmony to all the land! The end!
(Young KP) Mommy?
(Mom) Yes honey?
(Young KP) Was Discord always evil?
(Mom) I think so.
(Young KP) Why?
(Mom) Well I don't know, he just was!
Some ponies are just bad.
(Young KP) But that makes no sense!
There had to be a reason..
Maby he was lonely. Maby he just didn't have any friends
and wanted the princesses to play games with him.
What if Discord asked... Ssseletia, and Woona to play
and they said no, and then he gets super sad and lonely
and cries because he's so lonely... (Yawn)
(Mom) Maybe not Kimie... Maybe not.
(Fanfare)
(Announcer) Announcing...Princess Celestia!
(Twilight) You nervous?
(Discord) Excuse me princess!
But considering I'm an immortal spirit of chaos,
I'm quite I have far more experience dealing with the lowley proletary than you.
Something to the order of... oh, five or six millennia?
(Twilight) Well gee I was just trying to be supportive.
(Discord) More like trying to be nosey!
In fact, why don't they just rename you the princess of meddling?
Oh wait even better, the princess of noseyness?
Yes, I think that most certainly fits you and your heavenly nostrils far better!
(Announcer) Announcing... Princess Twilight Sparkle!
(Luna) Your fear is palpable Discord.
(Discord) Fear? What fear?
You must be quite mistaken.
(Luna) You may think you are alone,
but you are not the only pony here who has a past transgression to atone for.
It wasn't long ago that I was facing fears not so different from your own.
After all, these ponies have only seen the less respectable side of you.
I understand your plight.
It will take time for them to see the good in you,
but that time will come.
You just need to have a little...patience. And a little faith.
(Announcer) Announcing...Princess Luna!
(Luna) I believe that is my que. Good fortune to you Discord.
(Crowd Cheering)
(Announcer) And in his first public appearance, Discord! Spirit of chaos!
(Clapping dies down) (Pony #1) That's Discord?
(Crowd starts wispering) (Cherry Berry) Didn't he used to torture ponies?
(Noteworthy) The princesses shouldn't have that beast up there! (Booing)
(Caramel) Get off the stage!
(Pony #2) You suck!
(KP)!SI!
(KP) Yay Discord! Go Discord YAY!
Huh?
(Discord) I don't need those ponies anyways! with their stupid rules and... expectations.
I'm Discord! The king of chaos!
I don't need them! I never have!
I'll just be alone. Like I always have been!
Always... have been... (Sobbing)
(KP) Are you ok?
(Discord) Oh! uh...
Who are you?
A... diminutive blue equine?
Go away! Can't you see that I'm not wanted?
(KP) But, I read all about you in my Equestrian history books!
You're super interesting. I'm a huge fan!
(Discord) Fan? You're my...fan?
Me? But you saw those ponies out there.
I don't just have fans.
You're probably just here to make fun of my features.
"Oh mister Discord!"
"How's it feel to be a walking abomination that nopony can stand?"
(KP) But, I don't think that.
You must be really cool and complex.
Please! Tell me everything.
(Discord) Well let's see... I was born on a Tuesday...
(Fluttershy) Oh Discord, I knew you could make some new friends!