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This movie... this movie

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It was supposed to be bad. Like, really bad.

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And it was supposed to be stereotypical and stupid and Twilight was supposed to get a boyfriend..

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But.. It was good?!

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It’s just good. Like, legitly. Oh, first..

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Spoilers!

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The high school tropes that I thought would go along with this movie..ya know,

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The boy meets girl storyline, and the high school dance 

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and..that thing in the trailer that looked like a makeover scene

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“Are you programmed to be thinking what I'm thinking?... Make over!"

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But for reals, Sunset Shimmer’s motivations were interesting and believable, and they also tie in with canon pretty well.

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By the way, I was wrong about this not affecting canon. So very wrong.

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And the references, there were so many JUST FOR US. To the point where there were SPECIFIC references to past episodes. 

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It just... Wow, movie. Wow. Just wow.

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McCarty also did a great job characterizing the mane six as humans. Like, Fluttershy volunteers for the local animal shelter, and Pinkie Pie organizes the dance

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well, you just kinda have to see the movie to really get what I’m talking about here. I can’t really articulate it better. It’s one of those thing you just have to see.

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But now... the bad stuff

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Brad, I mean Flash Sentry...I mean Brad, is most definitely crushing on Twilight, and vis versa. It doesn't help that he's a "dude"

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- What? -
- Dude! I love this guy! He's totally like the most relatable character in the whole show, man! –

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Man! I don’t want any canon mane six romances! Do you know how messy those are gonna be. Damn it! 

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“Answer to #EquestriaGirls question I have a feeling i'll be getting a lot today: Flash Sentry is not a character in #MLPFiM season 4"

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Oh..nevermind then.They also didn’t kissed. Which helped..a little. Just a little.

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I think I got all I had to say about that out of the way. But one other thing that was bothering me:

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wHERE THE F*** IS DISCORD?!

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I mean, Cadance was there, and Luna was there, and Celestia was there

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"And you, and you, and you... and you were there"

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I mean, my god. I’m getting impatient. And if getting John De lancie was a problem, then he could've been there like in the background, and I would've been okay with that.

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But no. I can't have nice things.

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I feel like he’s just in the basement of Canterlot Castle somewhere, and he’s like

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Celestia, can I come out now?

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And she's like... No

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- Please -
- No -

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- But -
- Soon -

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- Buuuut -
- I SAID SOON! -