Yay! My stupidest idea yet! Basically, here's how this went down. Friendship is Witchcraft made a song. A guy made a Russian gypsy jazz version with lyrics remade so they would rhyme properly in Russian. They provided an English translation of those lyrics. I slightly rephrased those lyrics based on what they provided and what Google Translate told me, just so it would fit the timing better. Aaaaand then I recorded it. So you get this. "Original": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d1WceA7D40 MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?4dt7l2wwxe2123w And just for the hell of it, I'll re-link their original translation of the lyrics here too: http://notepad.cc/share/YjY4E1gGOr Lyrics: I'll bake up a solution Now I know how to do it A cat has nine full lives So getting two would be easy And I do have everything to make some time sorbet And there is simply no time for temporary measures! That's how I conjure gypsy-style Paws of a newt and a few words Then I whip up the time to custard Now jump in, the portal's ready! Steak of nu, don't you fear it Apple Bloom Life is not a pound of raisins even if you're one yourself! Throw some figs in and a postcard... Bread and butter, nonsense and red, And a pickle, some chocolate, And some frosting, a storyboard, Yeast is rising, crack it later! "Pinkie if you're hearing this it means the time has come Just let us go and don't think of baking a portal!" The cauldron is now seething and fourth wall is being boiled! I'll add some oil cakes, save my parents, happiness to us! That's how I conjure gypsy-style Small pony tears and mercury Oh lord with you helping my witchcraft Someday I'll find my home Maybe someday a home... --- Oh shit, now the Russian mafia's pissed off at me for making fun of their translations or something. I'm not entirely sure what it's about, since they're yelling at me in Russian and I don't speak Russian. Send your rubles here to help me out: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=V2YBST9FPLX2Y&lc=CA&item_name=Mike%20Shay&item_number=BronyMike¤cy_code=CAD&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF%3abtn_donate_LG%2egif%3aNonHosted