Bad Horse, Bad Horse
He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin
He got the application that you just sent in
It needs evaluation, so let the games begin
A heinous crime, a show of force,
A murder would be nice of course
Bad Horse, Bad Horse
Bad Horse, he's bad
The Evil League of Evil is watching so beware
The grade that you receive will be your last,
We swear
So make the Bad Horse gleeful
Or he'll make you his mare
You're saddled up, there's no recourse,
"It's Hi-Ho Silver!"
Signed Bad Horse.
He saw the operation you tried to pull today
But your humiliation
Means he still votes NEIGH!
And now assassination
Is just the only way
There will be blood and it might be yours,
So go kill someone, signed Bad Horse.