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I'm at Amanda's weddin'

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In a church on Thomas Street

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I'm lookin' at a bridesmaid and she's lookin' back at me

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And when the service ends I ask her if she wants a lift

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A-back to the hotel and if it goes well

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Finger and a shift

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She says Fitzy drives a Mitzy

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And he offered me a spin

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Enda have a Honda so I might just go with him

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And Darragh Gibney said he'd bring me in his Subaru

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So what the fuck would make you think I'd wanna go with you?

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I said Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside

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Fuck your Subaru I have a horse outside

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And fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside

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If you're lookin' for a ride, I've a horse outside

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She said I don't believe ya, 

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I said It's fuckin' true

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I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992

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I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin' space

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And if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face

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I don't pay no tax, fuck NCT

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You'll arrive in style if you ride with me

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And the boys are walkin' over, jinglin' their keys

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I look the fuckers up and down and give 'em one of these

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I say Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside

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Fuck your Subaru I have a horse outside

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And fuck you Mitsubishi I've a horse outside

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If you're lookin' for a ride I've a horse outside

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Giddy up now, baby

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Bless my soul

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I rode the fucker 'round the field back since he was a foal

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He runs a bit like Shergar and he jumps like Tir Na nOg

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He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of Coke

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And the boys are lookin' jealous as I lead yer one away

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And just before I close the door I look at her and say

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Would you be my girl?

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And she says I will of course

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If you grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse

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Fuck your Honda Civic I've a horse outside

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Fuck your Subaru I have a horse outside

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Fuck you Mitsubishi I've a horse outside

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If you're lookin' for a ride I've a horse outside

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Giddy up now baby, giddy up now baby...