Hm. I was considering rerecording this, but the organizer of Swagprime put the deadline smack-dab in the middle of project/exam season's scrotum so I probably won't have time to. I stumble around a little bit and some of it seems forced but I hope you'll all still enjoy it. "I dunno, BronyMike, I dunno..." ~The New York Times "Not as good as the original" ~GameInformer "The fuck was that backwards bullshit about? Seriously." ~Roger Ebert MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?86haorvzxwhp6jv Lyrics: Swag Prime, BronyMike's makin' a verse 'Cause I couldn't say it all in Pony Swag the First But how to step it up? I can't make it worse If I really want a challenge (I can sing it in reverse) No, wait, that's stupid, I'll rap about horses Pinkie Pie is twitchin' due to enigmatic forces Rainbow Dash is training in the cloud racecourses Magical Spells, Twilight Sparkle's what the source is Cores of the apple, Applejack'll eat 'em raw Fluttershy is tending to a hurt bird's claw Rarity spends all day at the spa And Spike stands near with a wide-open jaw Don't forget the pets, they're all a bit funny Philomena's in the castle and Equestria is sunny There's Winona, Tank, and Angel Bunny Opalescence, Owlowiscious, and the master gator Gummy --- All the quotes above are suing me for defamation. Donate to help with legal bills! https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_donations&business=V2YBST9FPLX2Y&lc=CA&item_name=Mike%20Shay&item_number=BronyMike¤cy_code=CAD&bn=PP%2dDonationsBF%3abtn_donate_LG%2egif%3aNonHosted