[Doorbell]
Rarity: Wha-who? Oh, hi, Fluttershy!
How are you?
Fluttershy: Um, I'm okay. Um, your house is very pretty!
Rarity: [Chuckles] I know. Now come inside dear, I insist!
You first.
Fluttershy: Oh, thank you!
[Sigh]
Fluttershy: Oh, wow, Rarity! I really love your house!
I especially love the dresses!
Rarity: Oh, why thank you, darling! I'm especially proud of THIS one!
It's some of my best work!
Fluttershy: Um, uhhh, yeah! Uh, I-It is kinda, um...different! Heh!
Um, so um...what should we do?
Rarity: Oh! I have the PERFECT idea! I'll be right back!
Oh, I'm so exicted! I didn't think I'd get a friend this quickly!
Rarity: Surprise, darling! I am going to give you a makeover!
Fluttershy: Oh, wow! You're so generous, Rarity! I'm so glad to have you as a friend.
Rarity: [Annoyed laughter]
Okay, now, just stand over there!
And let me work my unicorn magic!
[Crowd chatter]
Rarity: And I was like, "Oh my gosh, no you didn't!"
Twilight: [Giggles] Oh my gosh, that's such an interesting story!
Fluttershy: Excuse me?
Rarity: [Huffs] What do YOU want, LOSER?
Fluttershy: Huh? But I thought, uh-
Rarity: You can't sit here! [Huffs] There's only four ponies to a table [Huffs]! Don't you do math?
Twilight: Yeah! Oh my God, you look so ugly!
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, what are you doing HERE? You can't sit here!
Rainbow Blitz: Uh-um, yeah!
Fluttershy: Huh? B-But Rarity, you said-
Rarity: [Sigh] Just go find another place to SIT!
There are plenty of other places to sit in this CAFETERIA!
Fluttershy: Um, o-okay...sorry to bother you.
Rarity: Oh my gosh, and then I was like, "Oh my gosh, no you didn't!" and then I was like-
Fluttershy: Um, excuse me?
Gemstone Glitter: Oh my gosh, that is so hilarious!
Fluttershy: Um, excuse me?
Sunset Shimmer: Oh my gosh, you can-you did not believe what this-what this pony posted on Snapchat!
Fluttershy: Um, excuse me?
Gemstone Glitter: Huh?
[Shouts]
Oh my gosh, how is that allowed in dress code!
Fluttershy: Oh, um-
AppleJake: Yeah, you're out of dress code!
Sunset Shimmer: Ew, what did she do to her hair?
Shimmer Blaze: Yeah, that is so weird!
Fluttershy: Uh, huh?
Gemstone Glimmer: Um, what do you think you're doing trying to sit at OUR table?
Shimmer Blaze: Yeah, this is like, where, the smart ponies sit!
Or at least some of us are smart!
AppleJake: HEY!
Fluttershy: Oh! I-I'm sorry!
Gemstone Glitter: [Scoff] What a loser!
Shimmer Blaze: Yeah!
Gemstone Glitter: So, anyways...
Fluttershy: [Sigh] Do you mind?
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, sure, you can sit here!
Fluttershy: Oh, thank you!
Starlight Glimmer: [Giggles] I've been reading this really AWESOME book [gasp]! And you should become ONE with equality!
Fluttershy: Huh?
Starlight Glimmer: [Tsk] Look at you! You're so...SUPERIOR! Who needs Cutie Marks anyways, this is ridiculous!
I mean I'm gonna, like, revolutionize the school with this book! Here, you should totally be equal!
Fluttershy: HUH?
Starlight Glimmer: Equality, equality, equality, equality...
Rarity: Huh? Oh my gosh, LOOK!
Twilight Sparkle: What, what is it? Oh my Celestia!
Pinkie Pie: [Gasp]
Oh my gosh, NO way!
Gemstone Glitter: Huh?
AppleJake: Oh my Celestia!
Sunset Shimmer: Ooh my gosh [gasp]!
Shimmer Blaze: Oh, my gosh! He-She's sitting with the LONER!
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, the equality freak!
Gemstone Glitter: [Laughs] I can't wait to get some of this!
Shimmer Blaze: Hey loser, over here!
Sunset Shimmer: Heh, yeah, over here!
AppleJake: Yeah!
Twilight Sparkle: Ha ha, yeah, over here!
Fluttershy: HUH?
Rarity: Ha ha! Over HERE, loser! Let me get a good look at you!
Fluttershy: Huh?
Rarity, what's going on? I thought we were friends!
Rarity: [Huffs] In this school, it's every mare for herself!
Gemstone Glitter: HAHA!
You're such a LOSER in you're ugly-ugly makeup!
Haha!
Fluttershy: Stop it!
Starlight Glimmer: [Gasp] Oh my gosh! Everyone's accepting...the philosophy [swoons].
[Pants] Finally! I hope this makeup washes off! [faucet noises]
[Sigh] Oh my goodness! I-I just can't believe Rarity would betray me like that! I-I thought we were friends!
She was just so nice to me!
Maybe she's right. Maybe it IS everypony for themselves.
[Sigh]
I better get to class.
Gemstone Glitter: Heey, LOSER! [Laughs] Nice makeup!
Fluttershy: [Groans]
Shimmer Blaze: Yeah, nice makeup! You looked so UGLY! We already posted ALL the pictures!
Fluttershy: WHAT? No! Delete 'em!
Sunset Shimmer: [Scoffs] You can't DELETE 'em! They're ALL over Instagram, Snapchat, you know! Just all those regular social media sites!
Fluttershy: No! PLEASE take them off! Please? I'll do anything!
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, WHAT?
It's not like you can do anything! You're so weak and helpless!
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, I mean, look at you!
Fluttershy: [Sigh]
Gemstone Glitter: [Sticks tongue out]
Fluttershy: [Agitated noise]
Rarity: Uh, where do you think you're going?
Fluttershy: Rarity, just leave me alone, okay!
Rarity: Uh uh uh UH!
Okay, news flash! I'M the popular girl! And everypony does what I SAY!
And if YOU don't like that, then you're-I guess you'll just have to go to another school!
Fluttershy: But, I-I can't just go to another school!
It's-I...
Rarity: [Grunt] Fine, just go to class, WHATEVER!
But just-just know i-if you ever try to be FRIENDS with me again...
Then...I'll end you.
Fluttershy: [Gulp]
[Sigh]
[Smooching]
Rainbow Blitz: [Chuckles] Rarity, look I gotta go to p-soccer practice, 'kay?
[Smooching]
Rarity: Aw, but I will miss you!
[Smooching]
Rarity: Hey! Do you MIND?
Fluttershy: Uh-uh i'm sorry! I-I just-
Rarity: We're TRYING to have a MOMENT! [groans]
Can you excuse me a second, dear?
Rainbow Blitz: Um...sure, okay.
Rarity: [Scoffs] What is your problem?
Fluttershy: Uh, I-I-I I didn't-
Rarity: Look! I'm TRYING to have a moment with my coltfriend!
Least I have a coltfriend, I mean, you're never going to get one the way that you acted today,
Fluttershy: ME?
Rarity: I mean, yeah, you just...totally didn't wash off that makeup when you should've.
I mean, it was pretty hilarious, but still!
You gotta be SMARTER than that! But you're just the dumbest mare in school I bet you get all F's!
Fluttershy: Um, a-actually, I-I-
Rarity: [Scoffs] You don't even know how to s-talk right! Just...stay out of my sight!
Oh, Rainbow Blitz!
Fluttershy: [Sad sigh]
Pinkie Pie: Heey, loser!
Fluttershy: [Sigh] I-I just need to get home. [woosh]
Pinkie Pie: [Scoffs] Not talkin', huh? [tsk]
Twilight Sparkle: She's so not gonna get any friends!
Rainbow Blitz: [Laughs] Okay, Rarity! Okay, that's enough! Okay? I really, really have to go!
Rarity: Okay. I really wish you could stay longer!
Rainbow Blitz: Well, I mean, u-um I'll come over to your house this weekend!
Rarity: Okay! Byyee!
Rainbow Blitz: Bye!
[Whoosh]
Rarity: [Scoffs] Hey! I thought I told you to get out of my sight!
Fluttershy: Wh-uh!
Rarity: Look! If you REALLY want friends why don't you just hang out with that dumb e-equality obsessed pony over there!
Starlight Glimmer: Hii!
Rarity: Look, I don't wanna see you anymore! I don't wanna see your ugly face anymore!
Just get away from me! Geez!
Fluttershy: [Sigh]
Starlight Glimmer: Join me Fluttershy! You'll be HAPPY forever! Hahahaha!
Fluttershy: Uh, you know? I-I just realized I have something to do! [whoosh]
[Sigh] Well, I guess I better check about what all that nonsense was about.
Look who won the ugliest pony award!
What!
#uglymare accepted equality just to have a friend!
I-I...these comments are AWFUL! [sobs]