WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:15.600 --> 00:00:18.040 I expect no bugs I expect no bugs 00:00:18.040 --> 00:00:19.060 *Laughs* 00:00:19.140 --> 00:00:20.560 There will be no bugs in this game. 00:00:20.560 --> 00:00:22.640 *Laughs* Why would you ever expect that? 00:00:22.740 --> 00:00:25.800 There will be no bugs at all and it will be totally clean... 00:00:25.980 --> 00:00:27.900 Unexpected the expected. 00:00:27.940 --> 00:00:29.640 Nuh-uh, there will be no... 00:00:29.640 --> 00:00:30.520 Um... 00:00:30.720 --> 00:00:32.940 NPCs that spawn under water... 00:00:32.940 --> 00:00:34.060 And... And... Yeah... You can talk to them 00:00:34.420 --> 00:00:36.360 *NPC screams* 00:00:36.700 --> 00:00:37.560 Yeah 00:00:38.640 --> 00:00:41.820 Look at this sexy dame! And her stupid baby. 00:00:41.820 --> 00:00:44.180 And her stupid baby ruining the shot! 00:00:44.180 --> 00:00:45.780 Her stupid baby with his dumb haircut. 00:00:45.780 --> 00:00:51.940 Yeah, that kid looks like me when I was that age, and then the nukes fell on me and I became what I am. 00:00:51.940 --> 00:00:53.880 *Wilhelm scream* 00:00:53.980 --> 00:00:55.980 Oh look, there's your wife. 00:00:56.500 --> 00:00:58.329 I feel... 00:00:58.329 --> 00:01:02.980 Like these are the two most boring looking people that have ever existed in the world 00:01:02.980 --> 00:01:06.500 I think we can make boring-er. I think we can~ 00:01:06.500 --> 00:01:07.420 *Laughs* 00:01:07.480 --> 00:01:11.520 *Jazz plays in the background* 00:01:11.520 --> 00:01:16.000 Can- I just messed your fucking mouth up? Yeah, you get a giant upper lip. 00:01:16.020 --> 00:01:16.980 And a s- 00:01:16.980 --> 00:01:18.240 Oh no, not the whole- 00:01:18.240 --> 00:01:20.200 Yank it! Yank it! Yank your stupid face. 00:01:20.200 --> 00:01:25.560 Yeah, we're never going to adhere to boring guy rules. We've got to go big. 00:01:25.560 --> 00:01:27.460 That's a bit better. That's a forehead. 00:01:27.460 --> 00:01:27.980 That's, uh- 00:01:27.980 --> 00:01:29.220 That's a forehead and a half. 00:01:29.280 --> 00:01:30.840 Vegeta-like 00:01:30.840 --> 00:01:32.840 Let's just throw ever single, fucking- 00:01:32.840 --> 00:01:34.440 *Laughs* Why not? 00:01:34.600 --> 00:01:37.900 Like, every single one and see what we get out of it. Oh yeah! 00:01:38.040 --> 00:01:41.340 A lot of people in the bunker say we're a controversial couple... 00:01:41.340 --> 00:01:42.300 That's... Yeah... 00:01:42.300 --> 00:01:44.180 Because your guy- Because she beats me. 00:01:44.180 --> 00:01:45.600 *Laughs* 00:01:45.600 --> 00:01:47.540 *Jazz continues to play* 00:01:48.880 --> 00:01:50.940 Ah! Good morning, sir! 00:01:51.280 --> 00:01:52.040 Your coffee! 00:01:53.100 --> 00:01:53.640 And! 00:01:53.640 --> 00:01:55.100 Today's newspaper! 00:01:55.400 --> 00:01:56.220 *Glass shatters* 00:01:56.720 --> 00:01:57.540 Not interested... 00:01:57.540 --> 00:01:59.420 Enjoy your coffee, sir! 00:01:59.580 --> 00:02:00.480 *T.V. static* 00:02:00.880 --> 00:02:02.880 *Some weird, old-timey Japanese show plays* 00:02:04.680 --> 00:02:09.440 There's no news... More of the same with- Chinese are blowing up the Earth again. 00:02:09.580 --> 00:02:13.060 Ah! *Baby crying* Sound's like someone made a stinky. 00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:15.560 Oh no! Our baby shat its pants! 00:02:15.560 --> 00:02:16.740 *Door bell rings* 00:02:17.920 --> 00:02:19.000 Good morning! 00:02:19.200 --> 00:02:23.260 Just get out of my fucking face sales-man. I don't want Bell Internet. 00:02:23.320 --> 00:02:27.460 No! No worrys, sir. No worries at all, I'm not selling anything. 00:02:27.620 --> 00:02:28.700 Not today... 00:02:28.760 --> 00:02:34.380 I'm here today, to tell you, that because of your family's service to our country... 00:02:34.940 --> 00:02:40.220 You have been pre-selected for entrance into the local vault! 00:02:41.140 --> 00:02:43.600 Vault "one-eleven" 00:02:45.900 --> 00:02:48.480 It should be vault "one-twelve". Go away. 00:02:48.500 --> 00:02:52.380 Come on, hun, It's just a little paperwork. Let him fill it out, and it's done. 00:02:52.460 --> 00:02:54.460 *Smacks* God, you stay out of this! 00:02:54.460 --> 00:02:54.980 *Punched* 00:02:55.500 --> 00:02:56.640 *Crash* 00:02:57.260 --> 00:02:58.180 Jeez... 00:02:58.180 --> 00:03:00.700 Why do your pants gotta be so high, girl? 00:03:00.700 --> 00:03:02.060 I said "No!" 00:03:02.140 --> 00:03:02.960 *Punches wall* 00:03:04.900 --> 00:03:09.120 Well, can't go wrong with "Fuckface". (No) How do you want to make your stats? 00:03:09.120 --> 00:03:09.620 Oh... 00:03:09.620 --> 00:03:13.120 Who gives a shit, let's make him all luck... Luck and strength... 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:15.840 Lucky- He's lucky- He's lucky that he's so strong 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:17.500 He's lucky that he's so strong~ *Laughs* 00:03:17.600 --> 00:03:18.320 And then, uh... 00:03:18.320 --> 00:03:20.700 Mr. Fuckface! If I may... 00:03:20.700 --> 00:03:23.160 Shaun requires your personal attention. 00:03:23.320 --> 00:03:25.660 A boy needs his father, after all. 00:03:25.660 --> 00:03:26.560 Oh, man... 00:03:26.860 --> 00:03:29.000 You heard Codsworth, go on... 00:03:29.160 --> 00:03:31.180 Fine, Mrs. Fuckface~ 00:03:40.720 --> 00:03:43.320 Oh my god, I hope the baby's like a fucking mutant. 00:03:43.320 --> 00:03:44.780 Aww, it's like "No, I wanted the damn-" 00:03:44.780 --> 00:03:46.220 SHAAAAAAAAUN!!! 00:03:46.220 --> 00:03:47.160 Yeah, there we go. 00:03:47.200 --> 00:03:49.020 It's th- Yeah, I see how it is. 00:03:49.020 --> 00:03:50.260 Noone likes babies 00:03:50.260 --> 00:03:51.900 *Laughs* 00:03:52.720 --> 00:03:57.160 I was "I just took a long flight where I saw some women that really disliked their babies." 00:03:57.280 --> 00:04:00.500 "Oh no, I wish I could throw this baby out the window of this airplane." 00:04:00.500 --> 00:04:02.640 "I wish I could shove this back in." 00:04:03.160 --> 00:04:04.320 You okay? 00:04:04.320 --> 00:04:06.140 Didn't forget how to handle the baby, did we? 00:04:06.140 --> 00:04:07.540 How ya doin', Fuckface? 00:04:07.540 --> 00:04:09.080 I'm going to spin this fucking mobile. 00:04:09.080 --> 00:04:09.840 Spin the mobile! 00:04:09.840 --> 00:04:10.720 I'm doing it. 00:04:11.820 --> 00:04:16.100 Remember Shawn, never play games on mobile. Never. 00:04:16.180 --> 00:04:19.560 Sir? Mum? You should come and see this... 00:04:20.240 --> 00:04:24.880 *Nuclear sirens and emergency broadcast plays* 00:04:26.340 --> 00:04:28.720 *Screaming and panic* 00:04:33.160 --> 00:04:34.980 Oh my god! Yeah ye-yeah 00:04:35.160 --> 00:04:37.140 Everything's great. Everyone, run. 00:04:37.180 --> 00:04:39.180 The Fuckface family will make it. 00:04:39.460 --> 00:04:40.900 We will survive! 00:04:41.220 --> 00:04:45.300 We're going to do it. And our glorious, fuckfaced Shaun-baby. 00:04:45.420 --> 00:04:46.700 Look how fast... 00:04:46.700 --> 00:04:48.960 ...Fuckface can run. *Maniacal laughter* 00:04:48.980 --> 00:04:52.280 I can run so fast- Wow, I can lose my wife and child this way. 00:04:52.620 --> 00:04:55.180 *Nuclear explosion ensues* 00:04:57.460 --> 00:05:00.740 Oh no! My character should be completely blind. 00:05:00.740 --> 00:05:02.180 Right now... *Laughs* 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:03.520 Nah, it's okay. 00:05:03.520 --> 00:05:05.360 Like, he only got a little whiff of it. 00:05:14.640 --> 00:05:19.060 I mean we're all pre-order... pff-pre-order... We're all pre-war babies. 00:05:19.100 --> 00:05:22.320 Yeah, we're all- we're all pre-order babies. *laughs* 00:05:22.800 --> 00:05:26.680 Would you like to put a-a-a- would you like to have a protection plan on your baby? 00:05:26.680 --> 00:05:27.960 Uh... n-no... 00:05:27.960 --> 00:05:29.660 It's just for three dollars, though. 00:05:33.560 --> 00:05:35.560 *Tense music* 00:05:37.000 --> 00:05:41.320 Now give us your frozen pops-a-baby... baby-sickle... 00:05:41.320 --> 00:05:42.140 No, we need it. 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:42.740 *headshot* 00:05:43.660 --> 00:05:44.760 Well, that was a mistake... *Rips up insurance papers* 00:05:44.760 --> 00:05:45.800 SHAAAAAUN!!! 00:05:46.500 --> 00:05:49.940 Nooooooo~ Frozen dead lady... 00:05:51.420 --> 00:05:53.420 *Machinery noises* 00:05:56.040 --> 00:05:58.920 I can save you from your bullet shot wound in your fa- 00:05:58.920 --> 00:05:59.600 *Crash* 00:06:02.080 --> 00:06:02.800 Ooh... 00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:04.000 Oh it's- Yeah. 00:06:04.500 --> 00:06:06.420 This is- Think about Shaun. 00:06:06.420 --> 00:06:07.960 Oh, Shaun's such a shit. 00:06:07.960 --> 00:06:09.320 *Laughs* 00:06:09.980 --> 00:06:12.000 I'll get Shaun back for you. 00:06:13.200 --> 00:06:16.640 *Bug noises* 00:06:17.180 --> 00:06:18.040 *Crunch* 00:06:18.420 --> 00:06:21.880 I can kill you, you fucking roaches, with my fists. Fuckin- Look at all that 00:06:21.880 --> 00:06:23.620 Look at all that nuclear blood goo. 00:06:23.620 --> 00:06:25.140 I'm a fucking man. Yeah. 00:06:26.320 --> 00:06:27.700 Take that you fuck. 00:06:27.700 --> 00:06:30.920 God, I looked too fast and I thought, instead of rad-roaches... 00:06:30.920 --> 00:06:32.080 ...it said papa-roach. 00:06:32.180 --> 00:06:34.480 Yeah, that's what I was supposed to take it at, it's gonna get us. 00:06:34.480 --> 00:06:35.960 ...Fighting all these roaches, and they'd be like: 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:38.120 "Cut my life into pieces!" 00:06:38.120 --> 00:06:39.540 *Crunch* Oh, wait, we're they English? 00:06:39.660 --> 00:06:41.900 No, but that's how he sung it. Oh, okay. 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:44.400 "This is my last resort!" 00:06:44.400 --> 00:06:45.040 God... 00:06:45.060 --> 00:06:48.060 Aww, a cool skeleton! Activate him! 00:06:49.180 --> 00:06:52.880 Yeah, he's been working really hard at this hospital. How hard? 00:06:53.240 --> 00:06:54.320 To the bone~ 00:06:54.320 --> 00:06:55.100 Fuck off... 00:06:55.100 --> 00:06:56.020 Yeah... 00:06:57.600 --> 00:06:58.760 I should. 00:07:01.960 --> 00:07:05.020 If I'm born or alive during it... Yeah? 00:07:05.020 --> 00:07:09.320 Like, I'm still not going to do things if I find that they're too icky or gooey. 00:07:10.440 --> 00:07:11.700 Yeah... 00:07:13.100 --> 00:07:15.100 *Chill guitar plays* 00:07:25.020 --> 00:07:27.880 As I live and breath! 00:07:28.700 --> 00:07:30.840 *Sigh of relief* Oh, it's... 00:07:31.020 --> 00:07:32.600 It's really you- 00:07:32.600 --> 00:07:33.520 *smash* 00:07:33.520 --> 00:07:34.520 That that, you fuck. 00:07:36.000 --> 00:07:38.140 Aww, this is the complicated dumb shit. 00:07:38.160 --> 00:07:41.240 Oh yeah, you gotta build our, fucking, super-cool base. 00:07:41.420 --> 00:07:43.420 Yeah, I'm not good at that. 00:07:43.940 --> 00:07:45.140 Let's scrap that whole stove. 00:07:45.140 --> 00:07:47.580 Just fucking tear up my whole life. 00:07:47.580 --> 00:07:48.940 Just, fucking whatever. 00:07:48.940 --> 00:07:50.160 My fridge? I don't need that. 00:07:50.220 --> 00:07:51.740 Why- I don't need that either. 00:07:51.840 --> 00:07:55.440 Sir, why did you make your baby crib by the water heater? 00:07:55.920 --> 00:07:57.280 Eeh, save some money... 00:07:57.280 --> 00:07:59.740 Yeah, it heats the baby, it heats the house. 00:08:00.620 --> 00:08:03.340 Heat the baby~ T-two birds with one stone. 00:08:04.180 --> 00:08:05.680 Heat the baby~ 00:08:05.760 --> 00:08:08.240 Sir, I don't think your baby needs to hit 200 degrees. 00:08:08.440 --> 00:08:11.300 Yeah, well... Don't tell me how to run my life. 00:08:11.300 --> 00:08:13.080 Don't tell me how to raise my kid. ...Raise my child. 00:08:13.080 --> 00:08:17.060 If I want my fucking baby to be 200 degrees, you aint telling me what for. 00:08:17.180 --> 00:08:20.020 *Explosion* IT'S CALL OF DUTY DOG!!! 00:08:20.020 --> 00:08:20.520 *bark* 00:08:22.420 --> 00:08:23.400 Oh man... 00:08:23.800 --> 00:08:24.700 Hey dog! 00:08:25.220 --> 00:08:25.720 *bark* 00:08:25.720 --> 00:08:27.440 Good, I was like... 00:08:27.600 --> 00:08:29.400 "What time until dog?" 00:08:35.040 --> 00:08:37.800 I'll be sweeping up the floors later. 00:08:39.880 --> 00:08:41.880 *crunch* 00:08:44.280 --> 00:08:46.280 *Optimistic music plays* 00:08:46.860 --> 00:08:50.060 Come on, littlest hobo, go bring me that sniper rifle. 00:08:50.060 --> 00:08:51.780 Do it, do a good job. 00:08:51.780 --> 00:08:52.580 Oh please, I need it. 00:08:52.600 --> 00:08:55.580 I guess I'll just follow him then, I guess. He knows where to go. 00:08:56.960 --> 00:08:57.460 *Thunk* 00:09:01.220 --> 00:09:03.700 No he doesn't, he was- Uh, or he's going to slightly... 00:09:03.700 --> 00:09:05.540 ...be on a weird angle 00:09:05.540 --> 00:09:06.360 Good job, dog. 00:09:06.680 --> 00:09:07.180 *bark* 00:09:09.400 --> 00:09:11.400 *Stealth music plays* 00:09:17.260 --> 00:09:20.540 It's not fair! I helped whack the guy, I should get a share. 00:09:22.380 --> 00:09:24.920 Come on. I just want a little taste. 00:09:25.160 --> 00:09:27.520 Bother someone else. 00:09:27.740 --> 00:09:30.220 Come ooooon... You'd promised you'd share! 00:09:33.200 --> 00:09:35.200 *Action music and punching sounds* 00:09:37.500 --> 00:09:39.500 Get some, motherfucker! 00:09:39.960 --> 00:09:41.260 *Punching continues* 00:09:42.100 --> 00:09:44.520 I'm gonna tear your fucking throat out. 00:09:48.459 --> 00:09:50.459 Oh god... 00:09:51.840 --> 00:09:53.500 I-I'm looking at a... 00:09:53.720 --> 00:09:56.100 ...a god-damn painting of Cal's body. 00:09:56.420 --> 00:09:57.640 Oh god... 00:09:57.940 --> 00:09:59.560 What the hell did I do to him? 00:10:00.600 --> 00:10:06.020 Don't think about it stay calm. It wasn't your fault. You did what you had to do. 00:10:10.800 --> 00:10:12.640 Wait, I'm detected by who? 00:10:12.640 --> 00:10:14.160 Uh... By sunlight? 00:10:14.160 --> 00:10:14.940 Oh shit... I don't know. 00:10:14.940 --> 00:10:16.840 Hey! You shouldn't be here! 00:10:17.220 --> 00:10:19.220 *Gunshots* 00:10:20.800 --> 00:10:23.460 Like the Mario 3 sun. 00:10:24.620 --> 00:10:27.480 You see me human? This is your death! 00:10:30.740 --> 00:10:31.560 Fuck! 00:10:31.560 --> 00:10:32.520 *mini-nuke explosion* 00:10:34.000 --> 00:10:34.940 Well, we're- YEAAAAH! 00:10:34.940 --> 00:10:36.420 Fuckfac- ooooh... 00:10:36.420 --> 00:10:37.760 Fuckface bit the fuck. 00:10:40.140 --> 00:10:41.480 Look at this piece of shit. 00:10:41.480 --> 00:10:43.040 It's a piece of shit. 00:10:43.180 --> 00:10:45.200 We just strapped a tube to a bit of chainsaw. 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:46.380 I don't give a fuck what that thing is- 00:10:47.560 --> 00:10:48.740 Ah, shit! 00:10:52.120 --> 00:10:55.400 *Unrepentant jazz music plays* 00:11:01.660 --> 00:11:04.920 YOU DIE NOW, HUMAN!!! 00:11:10.260 --> 00:11:11.440 *Explosions* 00:11:18.020 --> 00:11:18.820 *Gunfire* 00:11:19.520 --> 00:11:20.820 *shot the sun* 00:11:20.820 --> 00:11:23.540 AAAAAHHH!!! 00:11:25.140 --> 00:11:29.280 Diamond City has stood united for over 150 years. 00:11:30.240 --> 00:11:34.420 God bless this city. God bless the worl- 00:11:34.420 --> 00:11:35.720 *nuke* 00:11:39.960 --> 00:11:44.420 *All around me are familiar faces* 00:11:47.420 --> 00:11:49.700 You're a hero, Fuckface. *Laughs* 00:11:50.100 --> 00:11:52.180 Well look who's back. 00:11:52.420 --> 00:11:54.420 Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em all! 00:11:56.240 --> 00:11:57.540 Light 'em up! 00:11:59.520 --> 00:12:01.520 *More gunfire* 00:12:04.340 --> 00:12:06.340 Go for the eyes! 00:12:07.280 --> 00:12:08.860 All right, fuck it. 00:12:09.080 --> 00:12:11.420 Hey, I have a molotov cocktail, I bet I could fucking... 00:12:12.880 --> 00:12:13.840 You don't know how to do that? 00:12:13.840 --> 00:12:15.020 I don't know how to throw it. 00:12:15.020 --> 00:12:15.620 Yeah. 00:12:15.620 --> 00:12:16.120 That's great... 00:12:16.120 --> 00:12:16.680 *mumbles incomprehensibly* 00:12:17.620 --> 00:12:18.960 *Thunk* Oh, jesus. 00:12:19.480 --> 00:12:20.640 Times up, bitch! 00:12:20.640 --> 00:12:21.620 *Growls* 00:12:22.680 --> 00:12:24.840 *Viscous dog attack noises* 00:12:25.500 --> 00:12:27.500 *pain* 00:12:31.040 --> 00:12:33.740 I have no idea how to throw that stupid fucking thing... 00:12:34.120 --> 00:12:36.380 I might not have it equipped, you're right. 00:12:45.020 --> 00:12:48.560 Oh, there I go. I feel really good now. Yeah yeah. 00:12:48.880 --> 00:12:51.040 Literal fear is no- We're going to quicksave. 00:12:51.180 --> 00:12:52.680 When you hold a pool que in your hand 00:12:52.680 --> 00:12:54.900 Now I'm going to hit them with this fucking thing. 00:12:56.440 --> 00:12:58.440 *The sound of completely missing their targets* 00:13:01.560 --> 00:13:02.320 Go! 00:13:02.840 --> 00:13:04.080 *Glass break* 00:13:04.080 --> 00:13:05.180 *extreme pain* 00:13:06.920 --> 00:13:07.820 Shit! 00:13:10.520 --> 00:13:11.020 *Pow* 00:13:11.260 --> 00:13:11.760 *Pow* 00:13:12.220 --> 00:13:12.720 *Bang* 00:13:12.880 --> 00:13:13.380 *Pew* 00:13:13.820 --> 00:13:15.820 *Incomprehensible pain* 00:13:19.080 --> 00:13:20.520 *The smell of burning corpse* 00:13:22.340 --> 00:13:22.960 Shit! 00:13:24.160 --> 00:13:25.440 We're losing people! 00:13:25.640 --> 00:13:27.320 Got this, keep going. 00:13:28.860 --> 00:13:29.940 *Imagine the taste of dirty hands* 00:13:33.760 --> 00:13:35.160 Flush 'em out! 00:13:35.640 --> 00:13:36.560 Eat this! 00:13:43.340 --> 00:13:44.180 *dawning comprehension * 00:13:44.180 --> 00:13:45.440 Lets get the hell out of he- 00:13:45.440 --> 00:13:46.220 *BOOM* 00:13:46.340 --> 00:13:48.340 *Ear ringing* 00:13:49.080 --> 00:13:51.080 *Groan cough hack* 00:13:53.800 --> 00:13:55.160 *Growl* What the fu- 00:13:55.780 --> 00:13:57.780 *Another viscous dog attack* 00:14:01.260 --> 00:14:01.960 *wow* 00:14:04.260 --> 00:14:05.660 End of the line. 00:14:05.660 --> 00:14:06.740 N-Nooo... 00:14:09.740 --> 00:14:11.020 Nailed it. 00:14:11.460 --> 00:14:12.340 Motherfucker! 00:14:12.340 --> 00:14:13.920 You're gonna fucking pay for this! 00:14:15.820 --> 00:14:16.320 *Bang* 00:14:16.400 --> 00:14:16.900 *Pop* 00:14:17.080 --> 00:14:17.760 *Click click shit* 00:14:17.840 --> 00:14:19.140 Oh shit! Dude! 00:14:20.900 --> 00:14:22.200 I need help 00:14:27.120 --> 00:14:29.120 *Machinedog fire* 00:14:38.000 --> 00:14:39.680 Oh, fuck this. 00:14:42.540 --> 00:14:46.360 *Rambodog continues* 00:14:49.500 --> 00:14:50.020 *meme* 00:14:54.320 --> 00:14:55.940 Good job, dog. *bark* 00:14:58.040 --> 00:15:00.200 Augh, fuck me. Bullet in the kne- 00:15:01.340 --> 00:15:02.740 Take that, you shit. 00:15:02.740 --> 00:15:04.140 I'm the strongest. 00:15:10.540 --> 00:15:13.060 Look how strong I am. That's you wife! 00:15:13.060 --> 00:15:14.900 No! No! N-No! No! 00:15:15.300 --> 00:15:16.500 *wife smash* 00:15:17.160 --> 00:15:18.760 Nah, she's good 00:15:19.600 --> 00:15:23.860 It's going to be really embarassing when someone comes by and sees like how these guys died. 00:15:23.980 --> 00:15:26.200 Man, my pool-que-fu is so strong. 00:15:26.200 --> 00:15:26.700 Yeah. 00:15:34.660 --> 00:15:37.620 Oh yeah, Dogmeat, did you find something in this corner? 00:15:37.620 --> 00:15:38.120 Yeah. 00:15:38.120 --> 00:15:42.260 Or are you talking about this thing, this big robot that I'm going to get into right now? 00:15:45.780 --> 00:15:46.560 *plot* 00:16:14.340 --> 00:16:16.340 Oh my god! 00:16:23.320 --> 00:16:25.320 How embarrassing... 00:16:27.300 --> 00:16:28.400 *sunbutt slam* 00:16:31.640 --> 00:16:35.260 Wow, you think that guy would have noticed a seven foot tall mega rob- 00:16:35.260 --> 00:16:35.980 *Death approaches* 00:16:41.580 --> 00:16:42.520 Oh shit! 00:16:42.820 --> 00:16:44.480 *ROAAAAAAAR* 00:16:45.160 --> 00:16:46.540 Hold on, no, hold on. 00:16:46.720 --> 00:16:48.020 Okay, where did that... 00:16:48.080 --> 00:16:51.640 ...I recall deathclaws looking not like Diablo 00:16:51.640 --> 00:16:53.360 They actually looked just like Diablo. 00:16:53.420 --> 00:16:56.980 I-I remember the ones in Fallout 3 looking dorkier than this. 00:16:56.980 --> 00:16:58.100 Yeah, that's what they look like. 00:16:58.780 --> 00:16:59.740 *sasha* 00:17:00.540 --> 00:17:02.480 *the sound of doing absolutely nothing to damage a deathclaw* 00:17:05.620 --> 00:17:06.740 *Distracting fire* 00:17:09.400 --> 00:17:09.900 *Pew* 00:17:10.000 --> 00:17:10.500 *Pew* 00:17:10.940 --> 00:17:11.780 *Popcap funtime* 00:17:15.300 --> 00:17:17.160 *plan B is plan A, but point-blank* 00:17:17.340 --> 00:17:19.340 *Luna getting her shit kicked in* 00:17:31.480 --> 00:17:33.320 Hold on, what if I could shoot- Aw, jesus... 00:17:33.460 --> 00:17:36.740 Oh, I don't have enough AP. I need to save up my AP for a big critical attack like a hero. 00:17:36.740 --> 00:17:37.700 Yeah, yeah, ooh... 00:17:38.680 --> 00:17:39.980 *Dramatic* 00:17:41.760 --> 00:17:42.520 *Brick hit* 00:17:44.480 --> 00:17:45.880 *Aggravation* 00:17:48.060 --> 00:17:50.060 *Intense growling* 00:17:52.720 --> 00:17:54.540 Naw, it's cool, my dog's got it. 00:17:54.780 --> 00:17:55.280 *Bark of confidence* 00:18:17.060 --> 00:18:19.060 *Top 10 anime showdowns* 00:18:27.420 --> 00:18:30.580 I do have a question for you, Todd. Can Dogmeat die? 00:18:30.580 --> 00:18:32.320 He cannot die. Okay... 00:18:32.740 --> 00:18:35.060 *Todd lies again* 00:18:36.840 --> 00:18:38.140 Nooooooooo!!! 00:18:44.600 --> 00:18:46.200 *Revenge ensues* 00:18:56.620 --> 00:18:58.620 *don't worry, they're using nerf darts* 00:19:31.380 --> 00:19:34.200 Yeah, they don't like getting shot in the head. Here's a critical. 00:19:45.860 --> 00:19:47.860 *Victory music* 00:19:53.960 --> 00:19:55.380 *The sound of their hearts breaking* 00:19:56.540 --> 00:19:58.540 Barely hurt him at all... Yeah... 00:20:22.020 --> 00:20:24.600 Alright, let's try that one again. *yawn* 00:20:25.160 --> 00:20:31.660 You should... um... try to shoot him in the head one to two- two- seventy thousand more times. I don't know. 00:20:33.080 --> 00:20:34.520 What!? Fuck! 00:20:34.740 --> 00:20:35.240 *Bark* 00:20:35.880 --> 00:20:36.880 Flush 'em out!