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我期望沒蟲子
我期望沒蟲子

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*愉快的笑聲*

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這遊戲一定沒有蟲子

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*笑聲*為何你這麼想呢？

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這裏一定半隻蟲子也沒有而且一塵不染

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不期待會這個期望

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嗯， 這裏將會沒有…

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嗯…

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NPCs 在水底下生成…

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然後…然後…沒錯…你能與他們交談

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*NPC 尖叫聲*

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對

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瞧這性感美人， 與她的那蠢寶寶

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她那蠢寶寶毀了這個鏡頭！

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那個蠢寶寶剪了個蠢髮型

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沒錯，那個小孩就像年幼的我，然後一個核彈轟炸下來，我就變成了這樣子

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*Wilhelm的尖叫*

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噢看看，這是你的妻子

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我在想...

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就像這兩隻樣子普通到不行的小馬居然也能出現於世上

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我想我們能夠把它變得更"無聊" 
我們能辦到的~

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* 歡樂的笑聲*

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*爵士樂開始演奏*

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我能將你他媽的嘴巴弄壞嗎？ 
好了，你得到一個大上唇

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然後...

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噢不是，並不是整個-

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扯這個！扯這個！ 拉爆你的蠢面

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沒錯 我們不打算遵從那些無聊的規矩，我們要弄大它

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這個比較好 
這是前額

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這是，唔-

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這是半突的前額

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素食愛戴者

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我們來試選每一項，他媽的-

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*歡笑聲* 何不呢？

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就像，每一個，然後看看我們做了什麼出來。好棒棒！

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人們在Bunker都說我們很具爭議性

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這…對喔…

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原因是你們…原因是她打敗了我

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*開心的笑聲*

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*爵士樂繼續演奏*

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哦，早晨先生！

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你的咖啡！

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以及！

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今天的報紙！

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*打破玻璃*

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沒興趣...

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享受你的咖啡吧，先生！

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*電視靜電聲*

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*正在播映一些奇怪，舊式的日本節目*

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沒有什麼新聞… 
更多的是中國又一次將地球摧毀

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啊！*寶寶的哭聲* 看來有誰臭臭了

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糟了！我們的寶寶拉在他的褲子裏！

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*門鈴響起*

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早安！

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他媽的推銷員在我面前滾開， 我才不想買貝爾網絡(Bell internet)

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不！請不要擔心，先生。不要擔心這麼多，我並不是來推銷的

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今天不用…

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今天我來是想告訴你，因為你與你的家人對國家有所貢獻…

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你們現在有進入本地避難所的優先權！

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"111"避難所

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這應該是"112"避難所才對 
滾開

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來吧，親愛的，這只是一些文書工作，等他填完一些表格，簡單完成

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*掌摑聲* 天啊，這不關你事！

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*一拳*

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*撞擊*

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老天…

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小妞，為什麼你的褲拉得這麼高？

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我說"不要！"

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"牆壁破裂"

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好了，"老二臉"這個名字不會錯的 
你想怎樣分配你的能力表？

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噢…

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誰會理這些鳥事，來給他升滿那些幸運值… 
幸運和力量…

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幸運-他很幸運-因為他太幸運所以令他很強壯

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因為他太幸運所以令他很強壯~ *歡樂地笑*

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然後呢，嗯…

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老二臉先生！我想.....

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肖恩需要你的私人照顧

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一個小孩需要他的爸爸，就這樣

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噢，老兄…

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你聽到Codsworth說什麼了嗎，去吧

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好的，老二臉太太~

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我的老天，我希望那個嬰兒像一個他媽的特變種

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阿啊，就像"不，我想要那該死的-"

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尚尚尚恩恩恩！！！

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沒錯，就像這樣

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這就- 對了，我知道怎麼了

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沒人喜歡嬰兒

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*輕鬆的笑聲*

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我曾經在一個長途機程裏看到一些母親十分討厭她們的嬰兒

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噢不，我真想現在能把嬰兒扔出機窗外

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我真希望能塞回去

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你還好嗎？

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你該不會是忘記了怎樣照顧嬰兒嘛？

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你好啊，老二臉

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我正準備轉這他媽的吊鈴

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轉那個吊鈴！

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我正在轉

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記緊了尚恩，永遠不要在吊鈴上玩耍，永遠

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先生？媽媽？ 我想你們應該過來看看…

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*核子警報與緊急廣播響起*

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*尖叫慌張*

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老天呀！好棒棒！

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一切很好，各位，跑

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老二臉家族能撐過去的

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我們能存活的

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我們要去完成它。 為了我們的光榮，老二臉尚恩嬰兒

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看著有多快

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老二臉也能跑 *Maniacal笑聲*

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原來我跑得真快，哇，這樣子我可以擺脫妻子和兒子

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*核爆跟著發生*

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噢不！我的角色應該完全閃瞎了

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現在… *歡樂笑聲*

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唔，沒事的

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他只是稍微喘一兩口氣

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我的意思是我們全都是被預訂的...預訂的... 我們全都是戰前的嬰兒

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沒錯，我們全- 我們全都是預訂的嬰兒 
*開心笑聲*

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你願不願意把.... 你願不願意接受我們的嬰兒保護計劃？

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嗯…不…不

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這只需三元美金

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*緊張的背景音樂*

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現在交出那個被雪藏嬰兒... 
嬰兒鐮刀...

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不，我們需要他

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*爆頭*

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好吧，這個弄錯了…

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尚尚尚恩恩恩！！！！

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不不不不不~ 結冰的女屍體

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*機械裝置啟動聲音*

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我還有時間救回你，從你的子彈創傷救...

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*破裂*

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噢……

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這個…

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這…還是想辦法救回尚恩吧

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噢， 尚恩是一塊爛糞

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*愉快歡樂的笑聲*

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我們會拯救尚恩

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*蟲子爬行的聲音*

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*嘎吱*

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我用蹄子也能殺死你們，他媽的蟑螂，該死- 
快來看看這裏

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看看這四周都沾滿了著核子血液

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我他媽的真屌

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吃這一招

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天啊， 我在想，輻射蟑螂進化之前…

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應該叫做"老爹蟑螂"

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對呀，這就是我想接受的東西，它會惹我們麻煩的

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在屠殺蟑螂的時候，他們就像

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"把我的生命切成片！"

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*踩碎* 噢，等等，他們在說話？

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錯了，那首歌是這樣唱的 
噢，明白

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*這就是我最終手段*

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老天爺...

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哦哦， 一具酷炫的骷髏骨！來玩弄下它吧！

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對了，他在這間醫院裏埋頭苦幹，有多努力(hard)？

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就像骨頭(bone)一樣~

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算了吧

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沒錯呢…

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你是對的

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如果我在這時代出生或活著的話…對吧？

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就像我說，如果某些事太過討厭或愚蠢，我還是不打算去幹

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好的…

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*結他伴奏*

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在我有生之年！

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*緩慢的嘆聲* 噢，這真的是-

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這真的是你-

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*砸爛*

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好好，你完了

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哦，這就是那個結構複雜的廢物

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沒錯，你能用這廢物興建一個超酷的基地

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嗯，我不那麼在行

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來清清這片爛地吧

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儘管毀了我的人生吧

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儘管， 算了他媽的都沒所謂

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我的冰箱？不需要

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為何-
這個也不需要

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先生，為何你要讓你的嬰兒床與燒水器放在一起？

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唔…能節省些錢…

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對了，這可燒熱嬰兒及房屋

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燒寶寶~ 一石二鳥

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燒寶寶 ~

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先生，我不認為你的嬰兒需要200°c保暖

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對，好…不要教我怎樣活

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不要教我怎樣養育孩子

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如果我要我的孩子到200°c，你再說也等於屁話

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*大爆炸* 這是隻使命召喚的狗！

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*狗吠聲*

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噢，老兄...

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嘿狗狗！

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*吠*

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我還在想....

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還有多久才到"狗狗時候"

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等等我會再掃地

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*重傷*

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*古典音樂演奏*

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來吧流浪狗，幫我找一把狙擊槍

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去做啦，做好一點

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噢拜託，我需要那個

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我猜我們只需要跟著牠，牠應該知道正確的方向

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*咚*

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不，他不知道- 
或者牠稍微…

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…卡在一個奇怪的角度

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幹得好，狗狗

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*吠*

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*潛行音樂演奏*

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這不公平！我有幫忙打了那傢伙一拳，你應該分一些給我

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拜託，我只想要一小點而已

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去煩別人啦

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拜託啦，你承諾過會分享給我！

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*緊張激昂的音樂響起，以及拳打的聲音*

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有種過來拿吧，狗養的雜種！

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*繼續擊打*

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我要撕開你的喉嚨

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天啊...

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我-我在看著...

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用Cal身體繪畫出來的血腥彩畫

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老天爺....

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我到底做了什麼？

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冷靜點，不要再想了，這不是你的錯，你只是做了你應做的事

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等等，我被誰發現了？

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嗯… 太陽？

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糟屎… 
我不知道

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嘿！ 
你不該在這裡！

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*槍林大雨*

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和Mario 3的太陽一樣

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人類你看見了嗎？ 
你的死期已到！

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操！

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*胖子核彈爆炸*

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好，我們- 
棒極了！

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老二臉- 
噢……

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老二臉被操了

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看這塊狗爛屎蛋

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這是塊狗爛屎蛋

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這只是將一條鍊子綁到電鋸上

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他媽的我不想管這個東西是什麽...

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哎操！

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*爵士樂仍在播放*

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去死啦，人類！

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*轟炸*

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憤怒的太陽

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鑽石城在此有150年歷史

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天佑城市！
天佑世-

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你是英雄了，老二面 
*笑聲*

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看看誰來了

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射他們！ 
一個也不能留！

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火花點亮他們！

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瞄準一點！

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好了，去他媽的

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嘿，我有一個莫里托夫的雞尾酒，我想可能他媽的-

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你不懂怎樣做對吧？

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我不知怎樣投擲它

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好的

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真好…

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噢老天！

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玩完了，小婊子

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我還是不知怎樣投擲這阿媽愚蠢的瓶子…

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可能我還沒裝備它，你是對的

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這就對了，現在我感覺爽快得多 
耶耶！

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虛構的恐懼並不- 
我們要快速儲存先

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當你手上有一把桌球棍

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我要拿這個來幹掉那些蠢蛋

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進攻

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幹！

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操！

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我們失去了同伴

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收到，繼續吧

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炸飛他們！

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吃這招！

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我們要盡快離-

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*耳震盪*

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幹嘛-

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一切也完了

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不不-

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搞定

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狗養的！

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你們要負出代價！

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糟了老兄！

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我要支援

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去這他媽的！

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幹得漂亮，狗狗 
*吠*

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我操，子彈射進了-

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死吧，你這狗糞

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我是最強的

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*被凍結的妻子*

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看我有多強 
那是你的妻子！

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不不不不不！！！

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沒事，她還好

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如果你們的死狀被人經過看到，是多麼的尷尬呢

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老兄，我的桌球棍真的很強

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對呀

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好棒狗肉，你在牆角發現了好東西對吧？

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沒錯

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還是你指這東西， 我正準備穿戴的巨型機械人？

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我的老天！

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真尷尬……

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*皇家大屁屁的重力下墜沖擊*

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你猜猜這傢伙有沒有留意到一個七尺高的機械人從天而降-

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操蛋了！

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等等！等等！

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好了，這傢伙是從哪裏-

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我記起死亡爪並不是黑暗破壞神

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他們就是黑暗破壞神

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我還記得異塵餘生3的那一隻樣子還更蠢

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沒錯，他們就是這樣

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等等，如果我能射- 
喔…天啊…

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我的AP不夠， 我需要補充AP才能像英雄一樣在關鍵時刻攻擊

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對…對…噢…

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沒事了，我們的狗狗能打敗他

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Todd，我有個問題想問你，狗肉會不會死？

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他不會死 
好的……

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不不不不……

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對了，他們受不了被爆頭， 
這是個關鍵時刻

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*勝利音樂*

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*拍*

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至少算是傷到他…… 
對……

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