WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:08.380 --> 00:00:12.220 [The following television program is sponsored by:] 00:00:14.140 --> 00:00:15.720 YEAH! IT'S BATTLEFIELD! 00:00:15.720 --> 00:00:17.048 YEAH, BATTLEFIELD 3! 00:00:17.048 --> 00:00:18.080 BATTLEFIELD 3! 00:00:18.080 --> 00:00:18.580 MODERN 00:00:18.600 --> 00:00:20.240 MODERN WAR BATTLES 00:00:20.240 --> 00:00:21.280 FIVE 00:00:21.280 --> 00:00:22.780 It's Persona 00:00:22.780 --> 00:00:24.200 I never played any of those – 00:00:24.200 --> 00:00:25.600 You never played any of the Personas? 00:00:25.600 --> 00:00:26.100 No. 00:00:26.140 --> 00:00:30.223 They've had like four now and there's a shit ton of spin-offs and shit. 00:00:30.223 --> 00:00:31.660 Why didn't you play them? 00:00:32.080 --> 00:00:32.660 Because– 00:00:32.660 --> 00:00:35.220 You got like a snowman that calls you a hoe 00:00:35.220 --> 00:00:38.300 Because I haven't completed my Japanese lessons yet and– 00:00:38.300 --> 00:00:40.067 Yeah, that's really fun. They localized that shit. 00:00:40.067 --> 00:00:41.140 All right, let's do it! 00:00:50.700 --> 00:00:55.040 Hello, my dear, my name is Kenpachi Ramasama. 00:00:55.040 --> 00:00:58.680 Kenpachi Ramasama! Why didn't you do your math homework? 00:00:58.680 --> 00:01:03.220 Oh, I'm sorry my toast wouldn't cook and then I had to become a Sailor Scout 00:01:05.860 --> 00:01:07.860 Ronin warriors! 00:01:08.380 --> 00:01:12.360 Finally! Awesome! Who loves starting Japanese games seeing half naked– 00:01:12.360 --> 00:01:15.440 YEAH BATTLE, BATTLEFIELD WARFARE! 00:01:22.620 --> 00:01:26.380 ["We will arrive at the Yasokami terminal in a few minutes"] 00:01:26.500 --> 00:01:28.660 So this is the whole game. 00:01:28.660 --> 00:01:29.940 Figures. 00:01:29.940 --> 00:01:34.960 It's the whole thing, it's just train simulator with magic and robots. 00:01:46.860 --> 00:01:50.520 "Hey, over here!" Mysterious man asks for your attention. 00:01:50.520 --> 00:01:53.920 "I'm your mother's younger brother and that about sums it up." 00:01:54.720 --> 00:01:57.700 'That's me!' He's not your uncle– 00:01:57.700 --> 00:02:02.180 He's your mother's younger brother, so I'm your younger uncle. 00:02:02.180 --> 00:02:04.900 "Come on Nanako, introduce yourself to your cousin." 00:02:06.960 --> 00:02:08.720 "What are you so shy for?" 00:02:09.020 --> 00:02:09.780 "Ow!" 00:02:10.640 --> 00:02:15.680 Man, whenever my sister was mad at my dad, she slapped him right in his asshole. 00:02:17.900 --> 00:02:26.040 Here's our gas station! Soak it in! We got gas, we got toothbrushes, we got people pumpin' gas for you! 00:02:26.880 --> 00:02:32.200 Do you need me to hold your skirt little girl while you go to the bathroom? 00:02:32.200 --> 00:02:34.200 Maybe your cousin can help you. 00:02:34.340 --> 00:02:36.480 "I know! Geez!" 00:02:36.980 --> 00:02:38.980 'geez, motherfucker!' 00:02:39.320 --> 00:02:41.020 "Are you taking a trip?" 00:02:41.020 --> 00:02:43.520 No. None your business. 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:46.260 Get the fuck out of my face, wash my car. 00:02:58.280 --> 00:03:01.260 Yeah! Time at last! 00:03:01.700 --> 00:03:05.200 Hey, do you collect Yu-Gi-Oh! cards? 00:03:05.380 --> 00:03:07.620 This game's taking a dark turn real quick. 00:03:07.620 --> 00:03:09.420 Nanako seems uncomfortable 00:03:10.540 --> 00:03:11.340 What?! 00:03:13.240 --> 00:03:14.940 I didn't do that! 00:03:20.580 --> 00:03:22.720 [Junes jingle plays] 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:26.340 Try to watch TV now! 00:03:26.340 --> 00:03:29.400 Try watching now. Yeah, check it out. 00:03:29.400 --> 00:03:32.580 You just shaking your ass in front of that little girl trying to watch TV? 00:03:33.080 --> 00:03:36.080 Look at my swagger look at my swagger 00:03:36.920 --> 00:03:39.720 Yo, you think you can handle this? 00:03:40.320 --> 00:03:42.020 Now you've got it 00:03:42.020 --> 00:03:42.780 Stop that 00:03:42.780 --> 00:03:45.180 Kenpachi Ramasama up in the cluuub! 00:03:45.180 --> 00:03:47.260 I love you Kenpachi Ramasama! 00:03:48.090 --> 00:03:54.860 I really want to watch the next week's episode of common writer climax Star Force Wonder Brigade, but actually go to bed 00:03:54.860 --> 00:03:58.220 I heard that one has a guy that's like a giant bee. 00:03:58.700 --> 00:04:02.840 You'd better BEEware! Blaghhhgegguugughgguh 00:04:02.840 --> 00:04:04.020 [BOOOOOOOM] 00:04:07.600 --> 00:04:09.760 "You're starting school today right?" 00:04:09.760 --> 00:04:12.680 NO, I'M NOT! Don't mention it to me. Shut up! 00:04:12.700 --> 00:04:18.200 I was planning to just sit around on my futon and get super high! Don't tell your dad though... 00:04:18.580 --> 00:04:19.900 Don't be a narc. 00:04:19.900 --> 00:04:24.340 Why you bein' such a narc, Nanako? You like, Nanako the narc face! 00:04:27.420 --> 00:04:28.680 What the fuck? 00:04:29.080 --> 00:04:29.580 Ahaha! 00:04:30.520 --> 00:04:31.740 Oh, Yosuke! 00:04:31.760 --> 00:04:33.380 Yosuke! 00:04:33.440 --> 00:04:35.280 Look at this fuckin' spaz! 00:04:35.280 --> 00:04:36.800 See ya later, fucker! 00:04:36.980 --> 00:04:40.620 I ain't gonna associate myself with you, first day a' school! 00:04:40.760 --> 00:04:42.160 YEAH! 00:04:42.160 --> 00:04:43.940 Oh can't, can't wait. 00:04:44.180 --> 00:04:46.000 New life at this new school! 00:04:46.220 --> 00:04:47.920 "Huh? You look dead today." 00:04:47.920 --> 00:04:51.140 Probably cuz he hit his jank, and it was man stank. 00:04:51.280 --> 00:04:52.280 What! 00:04:52.500 --> 00:04:57.020 "Alright cumdumpsters, shut your damn stupid mouths!" 00:04:57.020 --> 00:05:04.800 "I don't wanna walk into this classroom and get hit with a shower of fetuses from your unwanted pregnancies." 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:08.080 "Here's my shitlist, starting from the top:" 00:05:08.600 --> 00:05:10.880 Mikoto Kusanagi 00:05:10.880 --> 00:05:12.560 Simon the Driller 00:05:12.640 --> 00:05:15.080 Okay, do we be mean or nice to this girl? 00:05:15.080 --> 00:05:16.160 Girls like it when you're mean! 00:05:16.160 --> 00:05:16.980 That's right! 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:20.440 Sorry 00:05:20.440 --> 00:05:24.140 I don't even know that you exist therefore you want me. 00:05:24.460 --> 00:05:29.140 Kenpachi Ramasama, how can you be so flippant and so desirable? 00:05:29.260 --> 00:05:31.420 "I'm really sorry it was an accident!" 00:05:31.420 --> 00:05:36.080 "What the?! I can't believe this, it's completely cracked!" 00:05:39.360 --> 00:05:41.200 "I think mine's cracked, too" 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:43.200 I hope your nuts are dead. 00:05:43.200 --> 00:05:45.260 Oh man. And once again... 00:05:45.760 --> 00:05:47.780 Let's just leave him alone! 00:05:47.840 --> 00:05:49.280 See you later, fucker! 00:05:54.340 --> 00:05:58.320 "You're Yuki right? You wanna go hang out somewhere?" 00:05:59.100 --> 00:06:01.020 "I'm not going." 00:06:01.020 --> 00:06:01.700 "Fine!" 00:06:01.700 --> 00:06:04.360 What a mature way to react to a girl turning you down. 00:06:04.520 --> 00:06:06.240 [Mockingly] 'Fine! Whatever!' 00:06:06.240 --> 00:06:09.800 'I'll just leave and become a boss character in five months.' 00:06:09.800 --> 00:06:11.040 'See ya, fuckers.' 00:06:11.280 --> 00:06:16.580 You're saying "see ya fuckers" a lot. It's a really versatile phrase. It kinda is. 00:06:17.080 --> 00:06:18.740 "What did he want from me?" 00:06:18.740 --> 00:06:21.540 He wanted your sweet gam gams 00:06:26.220 --> 00:06:29.840 "... school district. Police officers have been dispatched–" 00:06:29.840 --> 00:06:32.240 holy shit, quick, eat the drugs 00:06:35.700 --> 00:06:38.560 Wait what? dead body? huh? 00:06:42.660 --> 00:06:43.760 There's something over there! 00:06:43.760 --> 00:06:44.660 Aw, what is it? 00:06:46.840 --> 00:06:48.669 Don't worry man 00:06:48.669 --> 00:06:50.669 It's a friendly bear! 00:06:51.360 --> 00:06:53.480 Are you serious? 00:06:54.240 --> 00:06:56.300 How is that a bear? 00:06:56.300 --> 00:06:57.320 It's your friend! 00:06:57.320 --> 00:07:00.100 Oh God. Mysterious bear–? 00:07:00.100 --> 00:07:02.360 No, you know what dude, just turn this off. 00:07:02.360 --> 00:07:05.700 No, I don't want to! It's getting really silly. No, it's really good! 00:07:06.500 --> 00:07:09.460 What evidence is there that this is getting any better?! 00:07:09.460 --> 00:07:11.340 Because it's– it– look! It's so interesting! 00:07:11.960 --> 00:07:13.680 So where do I save to? Which slot? 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:15.160 Anywhere, anywhere with no data. 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:16.420 Uh 00:07:17.240 --> 00:07:18.980 Why do you have... what? 00:07:19.720 --> 00:07:20.800 It's 131 hours. 00:07:20.800 --> 00:07:22.380 Why do you have that? 00:07:23.140 --> 00:07:26.220 Because I played 131 hours of Persona 4, this game's awesome. 00:07:26.220 --> 00:07:26.760 Oh. 00:07:27.180 --> 00:07:28.060 It's the fucking shit. 00:07:28.140 --> 00:07:30.880 I have everything max'd out in that game, top level–– 00:07:30.880 --> 00:07:32.020 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DO–?! 00:07:32.220 --> 00:07:34.220 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DO––!!! 00:07:54.560 --> 00:07:56.280 "Are you okay?" 00:07:57.980 --> 00:07:59.980 [K.O.!]