WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:43.240 --> 00:00:49.900 [Music] 00:00:49.900 --> 00:00:51.380 C: Oooh fuck 00:00:51.380 --> 00:00:53.300 L: Hahaa 00:00:53.300 --> 00:00:55.380 L: Yeah you're a real combat specialist 00:00:55.380 --> 00:00:57.380 C: Your mom is a fucking combat specialist 00:00:57.380 --> 00:00:57.880 L: What? 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:00.080 C: With my dick 00:01:00.800 --> 00:01:02.540 C: It was a real furious battle man! 00:01:03.040 --> 00:01:04.960 C: You should have seen it! Last for days 00:01:04.960 --> 00:01:05.460 L: Ooh 00:01:05.460 --> 00:01:06.480 C: Thunder lightning... 00:01:06.480 --> 00:01:07.640 L: Ooh 00:01:07.880 --> 00:01:08.440 C: Uhh 00:01:08.700 --> 00:01:12.060 C: There's a totally sweet achievement you can get by jumping off like, 00:01:12.520 --> 00:01:13.640 L: I love achievements! 00:01:13.640 --> 00:01:14.520 C: Like that 00:01:14.520 --> 00:01:15.020 fucking 00:01:15.020 --> 00:01:15.520 giant 00:01:15.520 --> 00:01:16.280 red thing 00:01:16.540 --> 00:01:17.960 C: First you gotta climb that whole fucking thing 00:01:17.960 --> 00:01:18.460 L: Alright 00:01:18.460 --> 00:01:19.620 L: Is this the way to go or...? 00:01:19.620 --> 00:01:21.620 C: Yeah, yeah this- this is fine 00:01:21.940 --> 00:01:23.940 L: Ho- how many achievement points is this worth? 00:01:24.220 --> 00:01:26.120 C: I think it's like... fifty? 00:01:26.120 --> 00:01:28.120 L: Ff- okay alright let's go, let's go 00:01:28.120 --> 00:01:30.120 C: Can't believe you're such a fuckin' achievement whore... 00:01:31.060 --> 00:01:31.660 L: Whatever... 00:01:31.660 --> 00:01:33.740 C: 'Kay you see that huge ass wall there? 00:01:34.020 --> 00:01:34.540 L: 'Kay 00:01:34.540 --> 00:01:36.220 C: Gotta go way around 00:01:36.460 --> 00:01:38.140 and then come all over the way back over 00:01:38.140 --> 00:01:40.100 and then climb all the way up top 00:01:40.100 --> 00:01:41.480 L: 'Kay, I guess... 00:01:43.060 --> 00:01:44.020 C: You're- you;re never gonna do it 00:01:44.660 --> 00:01:45.280 [Inaudible] 00:01:46.620 --> 00:01:47.120 L: Yeah! 00:01:47.160 --> 00:01:48.360 C: Oh good fucking job.. 00:01:48.360 --> 00:01:49.940 L: I'm okay C: Good fucking job 00:01:50.320 --> 00:01:50.840 L: It's alright... 00:01:50.840 --> 00:01:51.340 C: No "okay" 00:01:51.580 --> 00:01:52.500 L: It's fine C: You're stupid 00:01:53.720 --> 00:01:55.520 L: Alright see I'm climbing on stuff... 00:01:57.280 --> 00:01:59.240 C: You are the worst sneaky ninja 00:01:59.240 --> 00:02:01.380 L: I- no one- no one knows I'm here! 00:02:01.700 --> 00:02:04.360 L: I am, completely...I'm Mister Incognito 00:02:04.700 --> 00:02:05.200 C: [Sigh] 00:02:05.220 --> 00:02:07.060 C: You don't even know what incognito means! 00:02:07.060 --> 00:02:10.480 L: It means no one can see me with their eyeballs 00:02:10.660 --> 00:02:12.160 C: 'Kay, you see this? 00:02:12.300 --> 00:02:14.300 L: Okaay C: Do you see this? 00:02:14.300 --> 00:02:16.300 C: Okay so you're gonna have to go all the way over 00:02:16.300 --> 00:02:18.480 to like, the left side over that 00:02:18.540 --> 00:02:19.360 L: Alright 00:02:19.360 --> 00:02:21.400 C: And then work your way all the way 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:23.400 across the.. top 00:02:23.960 --> 00:02:25.360 C: You see where I'm pointing you? 00:02:25.360 --> 00:02:25.960 L: Yeah... 00:02:25.960 --> 00:02:27.960 C: Okay and then climb on to that thing 00:02:27.960 --> 00:02:28.800 L: Okaay 00:02:28.800 --> 00:02:30.240 C:You're almost there, it's taking- 00:02:30.240 --> 00:02:30.840 L: [Sigh] 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:33.080 C: It's taking like a whole fucking day 00:02:33.500 --> 00:02:34.640 to get up here 00:02:34.640 --> 00:02:35.620 but you're almost there 00:02:37.740 --> 00:02:39.160 L: Okay so I have to go over this 00:02:39.160 --> 00:02:41.100 gigantic, spire thingy? 00:02:41.100 --> 00:02:42.880 C: Yeap! You're almost there brah 00:02:43.200 --> 00:02:44.040 L: Jesus... 00:02:44.700 --> 00:02:46.220 C: I didn't think you've had it in you 00:02:47.220 --> 00:02:49.220 C: What with you being an incompetent sack of shit 00:02:49.220 --> 00:02:51.800 L: Well, you know thanks, but, you know at least you're 00:02:52.480 --> 00:02:54.480 helping me get this sweet ass achievement 00:02:54.480 --> 00:02:55.320 C: Yes it's pretty great 00:02:55.320 --> 00:02:56.140 I don't- I don't remember what it's called but it's- 00:02:56.800 --> 00:02:58.480 but it's oh COOL 00:02:58.600 --> 00:02:59.940 L: Wow holy crap 00:03:02.180 --> 00:03:03.880 Okay, wow 00:03:04.660 --> 00:03:05.580 C: Uhhhh 00:03:05.720 --> 00:03:07.720 You don't have to aim anywhere you just have to 00:03:07.720 --> 00:03:09.500 hit the floor without like, dying 00:03:09.500 --> 00:03:10.000 L: Okay 00:03:10.900 --> 00:03:12.480 You use a parachute right? 00:03:12.480 --> 00:03:15.000 C: Yeah you use the parachute, you like, jump straight off 00:03:15.420 --> 00:03:17.040 L: And then you press X 00:03:17.040 --> 00:03:20.160 C: You- yeah, you jump straight off and then you hit X 00:03:20.560 --> 00:03:23.820 And then right when you're starting to kinda lose some momentum 00:03:24.240 --> 00:03:26.020 You hit B really hard! 00:03:26.320 --> 00:03:30.800 C: In order to just like, fucking gun it and see if you're getting more distance L: Okay 00:03:30.800 --> 00:03:31.520 L: Alright C: You got it? 00:03:31.520 --> 00:03:32.080 L: Okay okay 00:03:32.420 --> 00:03:34.280 C: Right, come on, do it man, do it! 00:03:34.460 --> 00:03:35.760 L: Alright, here we GO 00:03:36.660 --> 00:03:38.220 L: Ahh wow, okay 00:03:38.220 --> 00:03:39.420 C: Totally nailling it L: Alright 00:03:39.900 --> 00:03:41.140 C: Totally doin' it 00:03:41.960 --> 00:03:43.960 L: I'm just focusing on the ground right now... 00:03:44.540 --> 00:03:46.540 C: Dude you're kinda loosin' it, hit B, hit B! 00:03:46.540 --> 00:03:47.600 L: Okay okay okay! 00:03:48.060 --> 00:03:50.380 L: Wha- what the fUCK? 00:03:50.380 --> 00:03:53.700 C: [Laugh] 00:03:53.700 --> 00:03:55.700 L: Wha- what?! C: [Laugh] 00:03:55.700 --> 00:03:58.200 C: You're so fucking gullible Jesus 00:03:58.200 --> 00:03:59.380 L: What?! C: [Laugh] 00:03:59.380 --> 00:04:07.900 C: [Satanic Laugh] 00:04:07.900 --> 00:04:09.400 C: Ah you stupid ass 00:04:09.440 --> 00:04:15.840 [Music]