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C: Oooh fuck
L: Hahaa
L: Yeah you're a real combat specialist
C: Your mom is a fucking combat specialist
L: What?
C: With my dick
C: It was a real furious battle man!
C: You should have seen it! Last for days
L: Ooh
C: Thunder lightning...
L: Ooh
C: Uhh
C: There's a totally sweet achievement you can get by jumping off like,
L: I love achievements!
C: Like that
fucking
giant
red thing
C: First you gotta climb that whole fucking thing
L: Alright
L: Is this the way to go or...?
C: Yeah, yeah this- this is fine
L: Ho- how many achievement points is this worth?
C: I think it's like... fifty?
L: Ff- okay alright let's go, let's go
C: Can't believe you're such a fuckin' achievement whore...
L: Whatever...
C: 'Kay you see that huge ass wall there?
L: 'Kay
C: Gotta go way around
and then come all over the way back over
and then climb all the way up top
L: 'Kay, I guess...
C: You're- you;re never gonna do it
[Inaudible]
L: Yeah!
C: Oh good fucking job..
L: I'm okay C: Good fucking job
L: It's alright...
C: No "okay"
L: It's fine C: You're stupid
L: Alright see I'm climbing on stuff...
C: You are the worst sneaky ninja
L: I- no one- no one knows I'm here!
L: I am, completely...I'm Mister Incognito
C: [Sigh]
C: You don't even know what incognito means!
L: It means no one can see me with their eyeballs
C: 'Kay, you see this?
L: Okaay C: Do you see this?
C: Okay so you're gonna have to go all the way over
to like, the left side over that
L: Alright
C: And then work your way all the way
across the.. top
C: You see where I'm pointing you?
L: Yeah...
C: Okay and then climb on to that thing
L: Okaay
C:You're almost there, it's taking-
L: [Sigh]
C: It's taking like a whole fucking day
to get up here
but you're almost there
L: Okay so I have to go over this
gigantic, spire thingy?
C: Yeap! You're almost there brah
L: Jesus...
C: I didn't think you've had it in you
C: What with you being an incompetent sack of shit
L: Well, you know thanks, but, you know at least you're
helping me get this sweet ass achievement
C: Yes it's pretty great
I don't- I don't remember what it's called but it's-
but it's oh COOL
L: Wow holy crap
Okay, wow
C: Uhhhh
You don't have to aim anywhere you just have to
hit the floor without like, dying
L: Okay
You use a parachute right?
C: Yeah you use the parachute, you like, jump straight off
L: And then you press X
C: You- yeah, you jump straight off and then you hit X
And then right when you're starting to kinda lose some momentum
You hit B really hard!
C: In order to just like, fucking gun it and see if you're getting more distance L: Okay
L: Alright C: You got it?
L: Okay okay
C: Right, come on, do it man, do it!
L: Alright, here we GO
L: Ahh wow, okay
C: Totally nailling it L: Alright
C: Totally doin' it
L: I'm just focusing on the ground right now...
C: Dude you're kinda loosin' it, hit B, hit B!
L: Okay okay okay!
L: Wha- what the fUCK?
C: [Laugh]
L: Wha- what?! C: [Laugh]
C: You're so fucking gullible Jesus
L: What?! C: [Laugh]
C: [Satanic Laugh]
C: Ah you stupid ass
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