I SAID GIMME THE COOKIE, GIVE UP! YOU CANNOT RESIST THE URGE TO GIVE THAT COOKIE TO ME!!

I will demonstrate my 3,000 word super plan to steal all the cookies in the world and to be frankly honest you are not going to like what I'm going to do muhahaha.

But who cares, in the end it'll be all worth it!

Snogwritts wants it so much that you'll be willing to surrender them right now.