“Theres been a time paradox!”
“Oh.. uh..”
“Sorry, I.. didn’t meant to scare you like that.”
“Oh my gosh this is awkward..”
“Umm.. allow me to uhh.. introduce myself.”
“My names Danielle, I’m a 13 year old Engineering student.”
“And unfortunately there’s been a time paradox!”
“The paradox has caused your snog to be transported to another universe!”
“Don’t worry I’m trying my best to fix the problem, but if I don’t do it quick
enough he might be stuck there forever!”
“I know you may be panicking in the background but..
I’m trying the best I can… okay?”
“And.. yeah..”
“Ummm… uhh…”
“Have a good day okay?”
“Umm.. going to try my best.”
“Okay.. uh.. bye.”
“How do you turn off this thing?”