“Hello everypony Snogwritts he-
“AWWWW HELLL NO!!”
“THAT’S MY LINE BUDDY.”
“But your not even the real snog.”
“Wanna run that by me again?!”
“Sorry boys but I believe I’m the superior snog.
You my friend are just as dumb as that griffin.”
“Would everybody please shut up?!”
“I’m trying to send you all back but your not letting me concentrate!”
“Good, I need to head home back to Cookie.”
“Come on work you stupid thing.”
“HURRY UP!!”
“The **** you say to me boy?!”
“Why did I enter Aunt Twilights portal.”
“Is there a problem?”
“Thank Celestia your here.”
“Time paradox?”
“Yes…”
“You really need to get a new job.”
“I know.”