I got a wife now and she hasn't slept for days because you idiots couldn't find a macguffin right on top of the stupid castle. Eat a nuke, King Whatever, and buck your stupid "friendship test", Twat-light. Oh and Spike, I never got my bucking bachelor party so screw off.

And since I can't turn my back on you children for two seconds, if the kids in the comments start flame wars then I'll throw something else at them. (Feel free to flame me; but not each other)
EDIT: Since you kids have done such a good job of avoiding flame wars so far, comment moderation is now turned off.