Long story short.
.... I was in the middle of doing laundry, then I was reminded of a Jon moment, and I immediately had this stupid idea...
WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?!?

Original Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s35Ja8wBwE

Song:
Fasten Your Seatbelt - Pendulum

I made an alternate version of this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPp4NTY-m8M&feature=youtu.be
A GIF of the alternate version:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/b7a41a81877cb341137afa2655d5d173/tumblr_mkhfizQjb71s5u0f7o1_500.gif