WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:04.850 --> 00:00:06.820 Hello, Twilight! 00:00:06.390 --> 00:00:07.860 Hello, Pin.. 00:00:07.860 --> 00:00:10.670 Can you believe it? I've been invited to RuBronyCon in Russia! 00:00:10.670 --> 00:00:12.700 Umm.. It's great, I think.. 00:00:12.700 --> 00:00:15.930 But what is this "rosinya" or "reznia"? 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:18.810 You don't know?!? 00:00:25.940 --> 00:00:28.780 In the far north in harmony with the nature 00:00:28.780 --> 00:00:31.540 There's this magical country. 00:00:31.950 --> 00:00:34.830 The weather is pretty wierd there - 00:00:34.830 --> 00:00:37.310 Two months of Summer and ten moths of Winter! 00:00:37.430 --> 00:00:40.480 Bears are walking on streets, 00:00:40.480 --> 00:00:43.250 Everyone wearing earflaps and singing "Tetris" song 00:00:43.260 --> 00:00:46.330 And they are gathering by evening 00:00:46.330 --> 00:00:49.130 To drink a tea from samovar and eat some barankas. 00:01:02.550 --> 00:01:05.260 The roads in Russia are strange too 00:01:05.260 --> 00:01:07.860 One can't say if there is anywhere a road or not 00:01:07.860 --> 00:01:11.050 There are carpets along all of the walls 00:01:11.050 --> 00:01:13.750 And the post office is not doing well too... 00:01:13.750 --> 00:01:16.770 But the life in Russia is great, anyway. 00:01:16.770 --> 00:01:19.770 There are plenty of kind and cheerful people 00:01:19.770 --> 00:01:22.860 They will welcome you warmly and the friendship will spark 00:01:22.860 --> 00:01:25.700 Inside of warm hearts under the long beard! 00:01:41.810 --> 00:01:43.780 So, do you like it? 00:01:47.090 --> 00:01:49.900 Wow.. beautiful song.. 00:01:48.830 --> 00:01:50.520 Yeah, I love it too! 00:01:50.520 --> 00:01:53.140 But how you're gonna go to Russia? 00:01:53.140 --> 00:01:54.140 SKYPE! 00:01:54.450 --> 00:01:56.700 It's something like "cherrychanga"? 00:01:59.490 --> 00:02:05.300 Dear friends, we will now perform the first ever teleport 00:02:05.300 --> 00:02:09.570 Telebridge or some other stuff (wut?) 00:02:09.570 --> 00:02:12.720 Internet Explorer crashes 00:02:12.720 --> 00:02:15.330 But we will try to make it anyway! 00:02:15.330 --> 00:02:20.490 Skype call to Equestria! 00:02:24.720 --> 00:02:27.900 Now we will try to call Pinkie 00:02:38.080 --> 00:02:40.550 Guys, hurry up there 00:02:43.970 --> 00:02:46.540 (Something went wrong!) 00:02:48.860 --> 00:02:50.650 So, let's make a call! 00:02:54.070 --> 00:02:56.250 Right now... 00:02:59.580 --> 00:03:01.750 One moment please... 00:03:17.210 --> 00:03:20.220 Twilight, lookie-lookie here! They called us! 00:03:20.220 --> 00:03:24.020 Pinkie! I'm not going to chat with your imaginary friends... 00:03:24.020 --> 00:03:26.220 Howdy! How are you guys? 00:03:26.220 --> 00:03:27.220 (Say "hello", folks!) 00:03:32.020 --> 00:03:36.350 Pinkie! We heard from your song that here are bears on streets! 00:03:37.060 --> 00:03:44.940 But it's XXI century and there's no bears and telnyashkas! 00:03:54.590 --> 00:03:56.030 And what's that?!? 00:03:56.030 --> 00:03:57.030 (And we're not taking a bath! (wut?) ) 00:04:01.490 --> 00:04:08.950 Pinkie! I hope you can hear us well... 00:04:08.960 --> 00:04:12.130 Maybe you know how to get to Equestria? 00:04:15.390 --> 00:04:16.170 (The sound glitches) 00:04:16.970 --> 00:04:20.260 To Equestria? Silly you! I'm here already! 00:04:20.260 --> 00:04:21.560 Ehmm... great... 00:04:21.560 --> 00:04:24.450 But what about us, papa?! (Papa? Lolwut?) 00:04:25.270 --> 00:04:28.950 (Oh, my dear god..) Maybe you will come to visit us here? 00:04:36.570 --> 00:04:39.270 It depends on which pill you will choose... 00:04:39.270 --> 00:04:40.880 Pinkie! Pills again?!? 00:04:40.880 --> 00:04:42.970 No! Not the pills! I was joking! 00:04:46.540 --> 00:04:47.690 Oops, I can't hear you! 00:04:46.210 --> 00:04:47.690 (The sound is gone!) 00:04:47.690 --> 00:04:50.690 What's happened? Where are you? I can't hear you? 00:04:49.190 --> 00:04:50.860 (The sound is gone!) 00:04:50.860 --> 00:04:53.170 Bronies? Hello! 00:04:53.170 --> 00:04:57.210 (The sound is gone, the internet crashes, everything is lost! Oh my god!) 00:05:00.670 --> 00:05:01.980 Oh, I can hear you again! 00:05:03.630 --> 00:05:07.140 Ugh.. Pinkie! Why you're alone? Where's everypony? 00:05:10.750 --> 00:05:15.510 Well, Applejack is raising barn, Rarity is making a dress for Fluttershy, 00:05:15.510 --> 00:05:19.170 Fluttershy is helping Rarity and Rainbow Dash is about to come! 00:05:22.980 --> 00:05:24.710 Hi, Twilight, hi Pinkie! 00:05:24.710 --> 00:05:26.440 Dashie! 00:05:28.060 --> 00:05:31.150 Notebook? Can I play? Do you have Pony Creed 3? 00:05:31.860 --> 00:05:34.160 Dash, wait? I'm with friends... 00:05:35.260 --> 00:05:37.540 Ah, gread... Video is gone... 00:05:39.190 --> 00:05:43.000 Looks like Rainbow Dash is playing Pony Quake 3 now (wat?) 00:05:43.880 --> 00:05:45.400 What we're gonna do? 00:05:45.400 --> 00:05:50.750 What we're gonna do, guys? 00:05:55.220 --> 00:05:59.680 Suddenly, Applejack took Dashie to help raise her barn! 00:05:59.680 --> 00:06:03.440 So we have a couple of minutes before she comes back to play her ponycreed again. 00:06:03.440 --> 00:06:04.440 Ah, great! 00:06:06.650 --> 00:06:11.450 You mentioned that Twilight is around there somewhere. Can you call her? 00:06:11.750 --> 00:06:13.380 Guys, let's call Twilight? 00:06:15.340 --> 00:06:17.760 Hey, Twilight, can you come here, please? 00:06:19.890 --> 00:06:22.500 Pinkie, I said that I don't want to chat with your... 00:06:22.500 --> 00:06:24.720 ...imaginary friends 00:06:25.260 --> 00:06:27.020 (We're not imaginary, honestly!) 00:06:27.020 --> 00:06:32.610 (I can't see you want Twilight to notice you all!) 00:06:32.610 --> 00:06:35.930 Interesting, why you wanted to show me blank screen? 00:06:35.930 --> 00:06:38.950 I think, she can't see you behind the fourth wall! 00:06:38.950 --> 00:06:40.810 Ugh.. Ummm.. That's explains everything, I think.. 00:06:44.490 --> 00:06:50.880 Well, thank you Pinkie... 00:06:53.250 --> 00:06:54.920 Duudes... 00:06:54.920 --> 00:06:56.400 Spike, what's happened? 00:06:56.400 --> 00:07:03.440 Duude.. Twilight, Princess Celestia has sent you a letter... 00:07:03.440 --> 00:07:04.440 A letter? 00:07:06.100 --> 00:07:07.750 By the Celestia's beard! 00:07:08.550 --> 00:07:11.350 Pinkie! We gotta go! Hurry up! 00:07:11.350 --> 00:07:15.060 Oops! I gotta go! Farewell bronies and pegasisters! See you soon! 00:07:15.070 --> 00:07:16.610 Don't forget to watch the video! (We forgot T_T) 00:07:15.610 --> 00:07:17.610 (Bye-bye!) 00:07:27.790 --> 00:07:30.460 (Ugh.. Thanks god!) 00:07:30.460 --> 00:07:32.860 Have you feel... 00:07:36.030 --> 00:07:38.920 Have you feel yourself a little bit closer to Equestria? 00:07:44.700 --> 00:07:48.220 Great! We did everything we could! Thank you!