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Why can’t Starlight STILL be evil guys? Reformation is cool and all, but evil GlimGlam is so much more fun… ;)

CREDITS:
Artwork by Skypaw122: http://skywapawa122.deviantart.com/
Instrumental by BassBeastJD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9flCslbNw
Mixing assistance and walla voices provided by BrainstormAlex: https://www.youtube.com/user/BrainstormCartoons
All voices, singing, editing and lyric changes by me: (you’re already here)

Original song from the TV show ‘Wander Over Yonder’. Originally performed by Noël Wells and Fred Tatasciore. Characters featured in this parody are from the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. All rights reserved.

LYRICS:

STARLIGHT
Let me put this in a way you idiots will understand.

I'm not the damsel in distress.
I'm not your girlfriend or the frightened princess.
I'm not a little bird who needs your help to fly.
Nope... I'm the bad guy.

All these former villains that you see,
Each of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before me.
So I'm not your teammate or your partner in crime.
What am I, huh?

VILLAINS
She's the bad guy.

STARLIGHT
Oh, it's magic
To watch a district
Shrivel up and die.
Oh, it's thrillin'
To be a villain.
I destroy their homes and then I watch them cry.

MECH SUIT STARLIGHT
'Cause I'm the bad guy.

TWILIGHT
(spoken) Alright, Starlight. Enough playing around. I don’t know where in Equestria you got that mech suit from and why you’re acting like such a… Hey, put that Stallion down! Sweet Celestia… Not Sugarcube Corner! Starlight!

MECH SUIT STARLIGHT
Oh, ain't it fantastic?
I see something, I blast it!
And let me tell you why.

STARLIGHT
I've always had a weakness
For barrenness and bleakness.
I crush all your hopes and then I watch you cry.

See, I find this business rather fun.
I don't want your assistance or your adulation.
I'll vaporize your peaceful town and bid ya bye-bye.
Why?
Come on! Guess!

TWILIGHT
(spoken) Cause you're the bad guy?

STARLIGHT
(spoken) Or, well, mare.