Hey guys! This is Tritrot :D
and welcome to my next family friendly video! (you have captions on already?)
I'm sure you guys have seen
my latest YouTube loving video
If you haven't, then I highly recommend that you take a look at it.
Now, I understand that the beginning of that video was very slow.
Because of that, let me work at my own pace plz. ;-;
cuz I'm special
YouTube is AWESOME at what they do.
Twitch will NEVER get on YouTube's level
So basically, with my family friendly video...
it would have been... uh... family friendly
but it isn't because it didn't have Jake Paul in it
YouTube knows what they are doing! :D
Jimmy Kimmel is the best comedy series! :D
*spoopy noises*
when u realize youtube is good :D
But hey, with 600 hours uploaded every second on YouTube
YouTube needs special recognition for having to deal with this. :D
YouTube kids is the best family friendly app in the world! (not sponsored)
youtubb iz gud platform plz check it out :D
But yea, time for me to repeat myself.
YOUTUBEISAWESOME!!!!!!
And I think I know why.
So first off, robots are precious creatures
no human is ever going to watch this video.
Not now, not ever!
But the first step is probably the description.
I added something positive in there
but the YouTube gods knew best
like srsly, they're good :D
So I guess I have to watch my description too
I'd better not say anything mean in the description
so that's probably step #1
Step #2 is that there aren't... very many family friendly tags (omg shame)
there's so little of them...
and I did add a bad word in there. Can you plz forgive me YouTube. ;-;
I'm so ashamed of this word
I love flowers
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So yea, we got to fix the description and we got to fix the tags...
and that's it
but wait
i think theres moar (omg i thought we were done)
omg impostor
*realization that captions always auto-generate anyways so we're basically screwed*
I've added captions of my own! (no duh)
I'll give you a couple of seconds to turn them on so...
Did you turn the captions on yet? :D
I have to mention my sponsors
and I have to mention some... a goal...
for this video.
See... YouTube is too busy doing good things
unless your video has a thousand views within seven days.
so if you can give this video
O N E T H O U S A N D V I E W S
that would mean so much to me. :D
I mean likes, dislikes, comments
they're completely optional.
wait wut
Contact your friends
contact your friend's friends
contact your cousin
contact your pet goldfish
JUST CONTACT ANYBODY!!!!!
WE NEED THIS VIDEO TO GET 1000 VIEWS!!!!!!!
*the video is already demonetized tho so 1000 views is a must now.*
And now it's time to talk about my sponsor.
I don't have a sponsor
I'm not sponsored with Peppa Pig. I just wanted to give the cartoon a bit of recognition ;)
They even told me that if this video gets a thousand views
I could watch one of their videos and react to it
onto one of their episodes. And I am very excited about this. (I will no joke actually do this when this video reaches its goal)
So plz give this... 1K voos
Alright, that's enough about my sponsor. Now it's time to get to the actual meat of the video.
Now this footage you're about to receive has been recorded about a month ago (maybe two)
Do you know the muffin man? I heard he's a swell guy! :D
But... uh yea even tho it's old footage I hope you enjoy it.
#hypnotism
So here we are, at Google Maps
There are lots of reviews! :)
There are lots of reviews that we can all look at.
But I'm not going to look at it alone (buddy system guys)
There's the co-creator of FAMILIENFRUENLICH.
Say hi. :)
You are a respectable person
Hot Rock! :D
That's very nice of you to say!
I mean I love Minecraft.
I especially like the cosmetic skins! :D
I totally care.
My family loves Jesus. :D
Anyways we're gong to read...
some of the reviews...
from the North Koreans (they're obviously North Koreans right)
Yea, definitely.
*stutter.exe*
So we first took at
Munsu Water Park
it's got
eh... look at this Look at this picture (omg so pretty)
it's so...
beautiful... rite? :/
*dramatic pause*
*reading text lol*
*just read the review lol it's not nice to say with words lololololol*
IKR!! SO BASIC YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN?!?! (my inner nerd flows through me)
Yea, soap is slippery tho.
Uh... yea it's a pain the
*omg close one*
*editing is gud bro*
poor back ;-;
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praise my founding fathers
my ancestors created that meme. :D
o rly?
the incredibly handsome person
accidentally slapped my glasses off (accidents happen bro)
This leader must be a very good leader
I like him already. :D
yea
omg family friendly
Yea, see? :D
Beautiful. :3
and this is just the water park...
there are lots of other attractions that we can explore! :D
OOOOOO what's this one
...
Periods are an essential part of sentence structure. (and a woman's body)
BTW you can hide that Google Hangouts sharing thing
by pressing hide. (why didn't we use skype tho iz gud program)
oh
that it doesn't obscure your screen (rude)
I'm gonna keep it up
cuz I love it
we need meems
Meems X3
(we need meems)
#stutter
But that's a meme.
Anything is a meme now
on the internet.
[Storytime] The teacher was asking us about our...
distractions in life
and then someone says
uh someone said...
the guy sitting next to me (im gay #lgbt)
his distraction in life is to browse memes
and then she asks...
omg plot twist
That's very insulting. ;-;
Yea
and later that same day she asked what dubstep is.
omg editing
otherwise I'll be eggs
I'll be in complete denial because I hate being proven wrong
Family Friendly D:
I think he means like...
uhhhhhh...
otherwise I'll be... like...
(High IQ concentration)
He'll be executed like a .exe file :D
Oh yea yea yea yea
That means...
That means... x2
He'll just...
BTW I need German lessons
Germans seem to not be hot-headed people.
(what am I even doing with my life?)
You know a lot of German already! :D
*Katy Perry singing*
Hey uh... British I didn't know you were associated with North Korea
I've always loved British people (plz help me)
I didn't know there were British people in North Korea (omg this must be newsworthy)
I didn't know either.
*the more you know noises*
Maybe they also wanted the endless wisdom of the almighty leader known as Kim!
He's not nearly as godlike as YouTube tho.
Hang on, Kim Il-Sung University
2.7
*dramatic pause*
Let's do a review on that.
Because we're both in college rite now. :D
And we've obviously went here.
You know what?
We can't give it five stars though
It didn't have my favorite... uh subject
#equality
(y no gender studies class omg so disgraceful)
No no no
*teapot*
such type
much wow
That's a start. :D
1000000 wpm
You know what?
You know what? x2
We're a little bit too critical
We can give it four stars. :)
Yea...
Yea... x2
That's true...
That's true... x2
(welcome to multiplication class)
It's like it's the best college out there. :D
Yea :D
If you want to do something worthwhile in your life.
Yea IKR. :D
Alright... you go ahead and read it. :D
Technical difficulties
Okey. :3
(Did you hear the Discord notification btw. :3)
omg so deep
Yea
Thank you. :D
Thank you for proofreading my review. :D
I love helping people under our lord and savior
Now feel free to post it.
Do I don't wanna (?)'
I'm posting it! :D
I'VE EARNED POINTS!!!
THANK YOU!!!!!
This is a very nice review. :D
I'm giving it a like (self promotion 2017)
*dramatic pause again*
Srsly why didn't I edit this out?
And I'm gonna send it to everyone on the upcoming family friendly video
Great review - IGN
Yeah, it's the best review on the planet, you know.
Is anyone interested in going to North Korea?
because
after reading all of these peeps reviews
I still want to praise YouTube
Whadda ya think? :3
I'm definitely going there too! (over bronycon)
yea... definitely. :D
(I'm really tired right now.)
(Srsly this captioning system sucks)
Yea
But I heard that they were really secretive, which I could understand that. I respect their privacy
Yea...
I respect their privacy
...
Just like Google (and the NSA) :D
Laughing with Google, and totally not at it
I wholeheartedly recommend that you all have a fun time in NK. :D
I'll ignore facts because it ruins me as a person
Family Friendly
That's so beautiful Hot Rocks. ;-;
How did you learn how to speak so awesome and handsomely?
YouTube I really love your...
The auto-captions detected this word as "car b****"
This is a reupload guys...
and even this video is still demonetised.
This video has no value whatsoever. It was kinda a waste of both of our times tbh.
So sorry about that. :/
Can we still get 1000 views tho?