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Hey guys! This is Tritrot :D

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and welcome to my next family friendly video! (you have captions on already?)

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I'm sure you guys have seen

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my latest YouTube loving video

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If you haven't, then I highly recommend that you take a look at it.

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Now, I understand that the beginning of that video was very slow.

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Because of that, let me work at my own pace plz. ;-;

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cuz I'm special

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YouTube is AWESOME at what they do.

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Twitch will NEVER get on YouTube's level

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So basically, with my family friendly video...

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it would have been... uh... family friendly

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but it isn't because it didn't have Jake Paul in it

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YouTube knows what they are doing! :D

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Jimmy Kimmel is the best comedy series! :D

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*spoopy noises*

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when u realize youtube is good :D

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But hey, with 600 hours uploaded every second on YouTube

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YouTube needs special recognition for having to deal with this. :D

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YouTube kids is the best family friendly app in the world! (not sponsored)

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youtubb iz gud platform plz check it out :D

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But yea, time for me to repeat myself.

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YOUTUBEISAWESOME!!!!!!

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And I think I know why.

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So first off, robots are precious creatures

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no human is ever going to watch this video.

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Not now, not ever!

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But the first step is probably the description.

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I added something positive in there

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but the YouTube gods knew best

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like srsly, they're good :D

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So I guess I have to watch my description too

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I'd better not say anything mean in the description

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so that's probably step #1

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Step #2 is that there aren't... very many family friendly tags (omg shame)

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there's so little of them...

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and I did add a bad word in there. Can you plz forgive me YouTube. ;-;

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I'm so ashamed of this word

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I love flowers

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Top 10 Ways to Get Your Video Trending in Seconds

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So yea, we got to fix the description and we got to fix the tags...

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and that's it

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but wait

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i think theres moar (omg i thought we were done)

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omg impostor

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*realization that captions always auto-generate anyways so we're basically screwed*

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I've added captions of my own! (no duh)

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I'll give you a couple of seconds to turn them on so...

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Did you turn the captions on yet? :D

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I have to mention my sponsors

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and I have to mention some... a goal...

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for this video.

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See... YouTube is too busy doing good things

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unless your video has a thousand views within seven days.

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so if you can give this video

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O N E T H O U S A N D V I E W S

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that would mean so much to me. :D

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I mean likes, dislikes, comments

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they're completely optional.

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wait wut

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Contact your friends

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contact your friend's friends

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contact your cousin

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contact your pet goldfish

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JUST CONTACT ANYBODY!!!!!

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WE NEED THIS VIDEO TO GET 1000 VIEWS!!!!!!!

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*the video is already demonetized tho so 1000 views is a must now.*

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And now it's time to talk about my sponsor.

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I don't have a sponsor

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I'm not sponsored with Peppa Pig. I just wanted to give the cartoon a bit of recognition ;)

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They even told me that if this video gets a thousand views

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I could watch one of their videos and react to it

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onto one of their episodes. And I am very excited about this. (I will no joke actually do this when this video reaches its goal)

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So plz give this... 1K voos

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Alright, that's enough about my sponsor. Now it's time to get to the actual meat of the video.

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Now this footage you're about to receive has been recorded about a month ago (maybe two)

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Do you know the muffin man? I heard he's a swell guy! :D

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But... uh yea even tho it's old footage I hope you enjoy it.

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#hypnotism

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So here we are, at Google Maps

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There are lots of reviews! :)

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There are lots of reviews that we can all look at.

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But I'm not going to look at it alone (buddy system guys)

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There's the co-creator of FAMILIENFRUENLICH.

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Say hi. :)

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You are a respectable person

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Hot Rock! :D

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That's very nice of you to say!

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I mean I love Minecraft.

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I especially like the cosmetic skins! :D

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I totally care.

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My family loves Jesus. :D

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Anyways we're gong to read...

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some of the reviews...

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from the North Koreans (they're obviously North Koreans right)

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Yea, definitely.

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*stutter.exe*

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So we first took at

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Munsu Water Park

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it's got

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eh... look at this
Look at this picture (omg so pretty)

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it's so...

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beautiful... rite? :/

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*dramatic pause*

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*reading text lol*

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*just read the review lol it's not nice to say with words lololololol*

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IKR!! SO BASIC YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN?!?! (my inner nerd flows through me)

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Yea, soap is slippery tho.

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Uh... yea it's a pain the

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*omg close one*

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*editing is gud bro*

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poor back ;-;

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del·uge
ˈdelyo͞o(d)ZH/Submit
noun
1.
a severe flood.
synonyms: flood, torrent, spate
"homes were swept away by the deluge"
verb

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praise my founding fathers

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my ancestors created that meme. :D

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o rly?

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the incredibly handsome person

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accidentally slapped my glasses off (accidents happen bro)

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This leader must be a very good leader

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I like him already. :D

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yea

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omg family friendly

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Yea, see? :D

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Beautiful. :3

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and this is just the water park...

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there are lots of other attractions that we can explore! :D

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OOOOOO what's this one

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...

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Periods are an essential part of sentence structure. (and a woman's body)

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BTW you can hide that Google Hangouts sharing thing

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by pressing hide. (why didn't we use skype tho iz gud program)

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oh

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that it doesn't obscure your screen (rude)

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I'm gonna keep it up

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cuz I love it

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we need meems

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Meems X3

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Meems X3 
(we need meems)

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#stutter

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But that's a meme.

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Anything is a meme now

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on the internet.

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[Storytime] The teacher was asking us about our...

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distractions in life

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and then someone says

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uh someone said...

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the guy sitting next to me (im gay #lgbt)

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his distraction in life is to browse memes

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and then she asks...

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omg plot twist

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That's very insulting. ;-;

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Yea

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and later that same day she asked what dubstep is.

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omg editing

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otherwise I'll be eggs

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I'll be in complete denial because I hate being proven wrong

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Family Friendly D:

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I think he means like...

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uhhhhhh...

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otherwise I'll be... like...

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(High IQ concentration)

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He'll be executed like a .exe file :D

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Oh yea yea yea yea

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That means...

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That means... x2

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He'll just...

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BTW I need German lessons

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Germans seem to not be hot-headed people.

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(what am I even doing with my life?)

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You know a lot of German already! :D

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*Katy Perry singing*

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Hey uh... British I didn't know you were associated with North Korea

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I've always loved British people (plz help me)

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I didn't know there were British people in North Korea (omg this must be newsworthy)

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I didn't know either.

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*the more you know noises*

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Maybe they also wanted the endless wisdom of the almighty leader known as Kim!

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He's not nearly as godlike as YouTube tho.

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Hang on, Kim Il-Sung University

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2.7

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*dramatic pause*

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Let's do a review on that.

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Because we're both in college rite now. :D

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And we've obviously went here.

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You know what?

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We can't give it five stars though

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It didn't have my favorite... uh subject

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#equality

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#equality
(y no gender studies class omg so disgraceful)

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No no no

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*teapot*

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such type

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much wow

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That's a start. :D

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1000000 wpm

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You know what?

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You know what? x2

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We're a little bit too critical

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We can give it four stars. :)

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Yea...

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Yea... x2

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That's true...

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That's true... x2

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(welcome to multiplication class)

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It's like it's the best college out there. :D

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Yea :D

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If you want to do something worthwhile in your life.

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Yea IKR. :D

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Alright... you go ahead and read it. :D

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Technical difficulties

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Okey. :3

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(Did you hear the Discord notification btw. :3)

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omg so deep

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Yea

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Thank you. :D

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Thank you for proofreading my review. :D

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I love helping people under our lord and savior

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Now feel free to post it.

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Do I don't wanna (?)'

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I'm posting it! :D

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I'VE EARNED POINTS!!!

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THANK YOU!!!!!

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This is a very nice review. :D

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I'm giving it a like (self promotion 2017)

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*dramatic pause again*

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Srsly why didn't I edit this out?

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And I'm gonna send it to everyone on the upcoming family friendly video

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Great review - IGN

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Yeah, it's the best review on the planet, you know.

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Is anyone interested in going to North Korea?

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because

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after reading all of these peeps reviews

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I still want to praise YouTube

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Whadda ya think? :3

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I'm definitely going there too! (over bronycon)

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yea... definitely. :D

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(I'm really tired right now.)

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(Srsly this captioning system sucks)

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Yea

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But I heard that they were really secretive, which I could understand that. I respect their privacy

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Yea...

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I respect their privacy

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...

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Just like Google (and the NSA) :D

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Laughing with Google, and totally not at it

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I wholeheartedly recommend that you all have a fun time in NK. :D

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I'll ignore facts because it ruins me as a person

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Family Friendly

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That's so beautiful Hot Rocks. ;-;

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How did you learn how to speak so awesome and handsomely?

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YouTube I really love your...

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The auto-captions detected this word as "car b****"

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This is a reupload guys...

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and even this video is still demonetised.

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This video has no value whatsoever. It was kinda a waste of both of our times tbh.

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So sorry about that. :/

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Can we still get 1000 views tho?