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Salut.

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C'est moi.

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La licorne.

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Docteur Flocon.

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Tout le monde m'aime.

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Je suis adorable.

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Je pense que je vais

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faire des bruits bizarres.

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[Bruits bizarres]

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Qui est-ce.

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Arrivant à l'horizon dans mon ciel.

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Qui ose?

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C'est moi.

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Le Flocon de la sagesse.

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Je donne de la sagesse

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venant de mon incroyable

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dent de sagesse.

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Salut.

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Quelle est ta sagesse?

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Voici ma sagesse:

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Si ton pamplemousse

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Ne flotte pas,

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il ne t'est pas destiné.

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C'est de la bonne sagesse.

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Merci.

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Je connais aussi des blagues

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Où on frappe aux portes.

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Toc toc.

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Qui est là?

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Lou.

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Lou qui?

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LouÉ soit

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la sainte aubergine

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au jus plus exquis

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que du pipiii-iii-iii!