Weird Nintendo fanboy compares his actual life to the company's console release history and then states the unbelievably obvious desire for his career trajectory to mimic that of the most successful and beloved innovation in console gaming of recent years. Maybe if he made good content a la Breath of the Wild instead of bullshit vlogs a la the over-saturated market of turgid runoff clogging the e-store, he'd be a Switch already.

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