Join the Corpulent Brony as he leads you on a magical journey into the land
of Ponydom
There you will uncover new vistas as you delve the depths of his deeply
delusional and
fevered pony dreams. Within these rantings you will be relieved to realize
the random ramblings coalesce into reality
and then, my friends, your wandering walkabout will wisely yield a golden kumquat
of truth
which can then be redeemed for silver avocados which can then be redeemed for
either real-life
ponies that will live at your house and be your pony servants or a one-way ticket to
Equestria
where you will be hailed as a hero and worshipped as the bringer of truth and
awesomeness
we cannot guarantee your hands will not be consumed by Lyra in a fit of hand
rumblies
But we can guarantee all the ponies will love you. You must decide
Do you turn your back and always wonder what if? Or do you click Subscribe and
declare yourself a proud, card-carrying member of the Corpulent Cartel?
Well what do you choose? We do not actually guarantee that silver avocados will be given
Nor do we guarantee that anything can be redeemed for these silver avocados. Nor do we guarantee that ponies will actually come to
your house and be your pony servants nor can we guarantee you will actually get a ticket to Equestria
We do not guarantee anything
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