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Join the Corpulent Brony as he leads
you on a magical journey into the land

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of Ponydom

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There you will uncover new vistas as you
delve the depths of his deeply

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delusional and

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fevered pony dreams. Within these
rantings you will be relieved to realize

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the random ramblings coalesce into
reality

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and then, my friends, your wandering
walkabout will wisely yield a golden kumquat

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of truth

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which can then be redeemed for silver
avocados which can then be redeemed for

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either real-life

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ponies that will live at your house and
be your pony servants or a one-way ticket to 

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Equestria

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where you will be hailed as a hero and
worshipped as the bringer of truth and

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awesomeness

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we cannot guarantee your hands will not
be consumed by Lyra in a fit of hand

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rumblies

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But we can guarantee all the ponies
will love you. You must decide

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Do you turn your back and always wonder
what if? Or do you click Subscribe and

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declare yourself a proud, card-carrying
member of the Corpulent Cartel?

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Well what do you choose? We do not actually guarantee that silver avocados will be given

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Nor do we guarantee that anything can be redeemed for these silver avocados.  Nor do we guarantee that ponies will actually come to

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your house and be your pony servants nor can we guarantee you will actually get a ticket to Equestria

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We do not guarantee anything

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I am AnY and this is my favorite
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