For clarification, I didn't write these captions, I simply reused them. Due credit goes to Joey Comeau. He's a pretty cool webcomic and doesn't afraid of anything.

I actually made most of them a long time ago for this site:
http://asofterequestria.tumblr.com/
But I think this is a better home for them.

Music by Phonybrony: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGniOSFPAHg