My original songs were flagged for copyright so I deleted them from my main channel. This is a backup. Horrible singing! Enjoy... or cover your ears and run for your life.

Ooooh!

This one is for you colts with some derp in ya system!
Wall-eyed,
Mailmare,
Herpin-derpin sista!

When ya see me on the HUB,
I be derpin, up!
Paperbag on my head!
Apple bobbin’s rough!

Cuz I herp!
I derp!
I might go berserk!
I blow bubbles and deliver mail when I work!

It’s left!
It’s right!
Got poor eyesight!
Bad with directions, need a GPS in flight!

I’m a super crazy ditz, ditz!
Your favorite dimwit, wit!
Muffins gonna get, get!
Ate the glue stick, stick!

I’m the Easter Egg you be searchin fo’
If you see me in the crowd,
I be derpin yo!

I’m like puh-lease,
Give muffins tonight!
I mean my, muh, my, my
Need a muffin high!

I mean, I’m so sly!
In the henhouse, I hide!
I’m a waitin for the mayor and her doll to pass me by!

Oh, I forget!
Distracted!
Somepony please tell me what I just did!

I am Derpy Hooves!
And my vision’s jacked up!
Just a hiccup!
So throw your hooves up!

My eyes just wondered away!
Losin’ all control and I wanna play!

I think I got that –
Der-da-derp-derp, der-da-derp-derp face!
Check out my derpy face!
Der-da-derp-derp, der-da-derp-derp face!
Do you like my derpy face?

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