This is a sanitized, family friendly version. Pimps are family friendly, right? Sources in credits & description.

0:00 - Super Mario Bros. - Star Music, Mario Kart 64 sfx
0:15 - South Park - Towelie
0:23 - Arrested Development - Meat the Veals
0:29 - Jeopardy Theme
0:41 - My Little Pony - Gen 3 Theme
0:44 - "My leg!" - SpongeBob SquarePants
1:02 - Daria - Looking Back in Annoyance
1:07 - The Blob Theme (1958) - Burt Bacharach
1:26 - Love is in Bloom Instrumental
Yoshi's Island - Sluggy the Unshaven
LP by Games Classicos
1:43 - Discord by NabbieKitty
1:47 - Game of Thrones - Blackwater
1:54 - First Aid Tips - How to Treat Second & Third-Degree Burns by Joe Bruni
Lonely Discord by Achenara
2:20 - My Little Pony: The Movie (1986) - Nothing Can Stop the Smooze
ShamWow Guy
Sesame Street: The Martians Discover a Telephone (1971)
Sesame Street: Bert and Ernie Meet The Martians (1977)
2:47 - "It slimed me!" - Left 4 Dead - Zoey - GenericResponses35.wav
2:51 - "Always room for jello!" - Ghostbusters II (1989)
2:59 - Vengaboys - We like to Party!
Pimpdaddy Twilight by Kohtek
3:35 - My Little Pony - Gen 3 Theme
3:40 - "Sticky situation!" - South Park -
City on the Edge of Forever
4:27 - Six Flags Commercial, "Mr. Six"