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Hello there

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dear bronies

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a.k.a.

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fellow-avatars of chaos!

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I was asked

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 by the doubleWbrothers

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to make an official statement

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on their behalf

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I myself would like to remain

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anonymous

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Many of you are asking

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when the next Tiny Pony will come out

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featuring my personal favourite:

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Fluttershy

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Well...

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getting ponies down to that size

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is a lot of work!

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It needs quite some

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squeezing

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and handling of hazardous items

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Then there is also the taming

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of the human!

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He has a lot of extravagant demands like

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“food”

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and “sleep”

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And I assure you

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that the workload has

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absolutely nothing to do

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with the process of frame-by-frame animation!

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Au Contraire!

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animation is the easiest thing in the world

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and... 

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*gun clicking*

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um...

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*gulp*

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I might not have been entirely honest just now

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Of course the animation is the real reason

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...even if a really lame one

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*gun shot*

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OUCH!

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Thank Celestia, my brain is in the laundry!

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Anyway

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the brothers ask kindly for your patience

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and will produce some simpler

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and more CHAOTIC

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animations in the meantime

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maybe even featuring me

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 Dis-

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uh... I mean

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Anonymous

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And now excuse me

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I have...

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OTHER things to do!

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BAD, ANGEL! BAD!

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NO, THAT'S MY-