Let's go!
Wahoo!
*intense pain*
*crying*
So much pain!
Why was I born in this cruel world?!
MAMA!
I HATE YOU!
Mmhh! Mama mia!
Pssst!
Hey! You over there!
Need something for your pain?
I've got the REAL shitake!
OUH!
Yeah!
Woah!
Oh yeah!
OUUUuuuuhhh!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight!
Hmmmmm...
I don't know!
I will first ask me mama about this.
HEEEEEELP!!!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh!!!
I need...
MORE!
*grunting*
And now to save my Peach!
*gargling*
Who would have thought
that drugs are bad for your health?
I need proper education on the subject!
And now that I'm properly educated
I can continue my quest!
OH! Another mushroom!
NO! I must resist!
What would my mama say?!
Oh, mama mia!
Hallo!
Hello! It's me, Mario!
Hallo Mario!
Wie geht es dir?
What the FFFFF...
FIRE FLOWER
are you talking about?
SPEAK MY LANGUAGE!
Oh, do you mean italian?
What the hell is "italian"?
Maybe we will understand each other better
if we exchange GIFTS.
You will give me the
MUSHROOM
and I will give you
some tasty manure.
NO!
It's mine!
I must...
...destroy it.
And the manure I can make myself!
*inhales*
Are you sure you want to say no
to a GERMAN?
NO!
It's mine! Not yours!
As you wish!
This will mean war!
You're gonna eat me?!
NEIN!
Uhm... I mean...
"war" like in
"Blitzkrieg".
And now...
I will take the
MUSHROOM!
HA!
You and what army?! Huh?
That one over there!
OOOUUUUAAAAAAAHHH!!!
I surrender!
Think about me MAMA!
Take HER instead!
*gasp*
*laughing*
You tricked me!
You DUMMKOPF!
All warfare is based on deception!
Oh oh!
AAAARRRGGGLLL!!!
You are terminated!
*laughing*
*gargling*
I'll put the Mario down!
GET TO THE BOWSER!!!
*ominous sound*
At least...
it can't get any worse!
Well...
but now it can't get any worse!
*clearing throat*
Okay...
but NOW
it can't get any-
HAYA!
*laughing*
*gargling*
I stand corrected!
All this pain!
IS IT REALLY WORTH IT?!
Yoohoo!
Mario!
Of course it is!
*pig squeal*
Thank you for playing my game!
THANK YOU!
*manly noises*
Peach!
Come here!
*slap*
OH MAMA MIA!