WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:09.176 --> 00:00:10.676 Let's go! 00:00:11.286 --> 00:00:12.881 Wahoo! 00:00:12.950 --> 00:00:16.783 *intense pain* 00:00:24.683 --> 00:00:26.090 *crying* 00:00:26.134 --> 00:00:27.727 So much pain! 00:00:27.760 --> 00:00:30.927 Why was I born in this cruel world?! 00:00:30.960 --> 00:00:32.293 MAMA! 00:00:32.293 --> 00:00:33.749 I HATE YOU! 00:00:34.372 --> 00:00:36.205 Mmhh! Mama mia! 00:00:36.288 --> 00:00:36.928 Pssst! 00:00:36.971 --> 00:00:38.445 Hey! You over there! 00:00:38.967 --> 00:00:40.967 Need something for your pain? 00:00:41.023 --> 00:00:43.265 I've got the REAL shitake! 00:00:43.372 --> 00:00:43.872 OUH! 00:00:43.894 --> 00:00:44.460 Yeah! 00:00:44.460 --> 00:00:44.960 Woah! 00:00:45.016 --> 00:00:45.759 Oh yeah! 00:00:45.759 --> 00:00:46.344 OUUUuuuuhhh! 00:00:46.344 --> 00:00:48.301 Riiiiiiiiiiiiight! 00:00:48.512 --> 00:00:49.450 Hmmmmm... 00:00:49.549 --> 00:00:50.944 I don't know! 00:00:51.001 --> 00:00:54.128 I will first ask me mama about this. 00:00:57.529 --> 00:00:58.970 HEEEEEELP!!! 00:00:59.208 --> 00:01:00.789 HEEEEEELP!!! 00:01:00.813 --> 00:01:02.236 HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- 00:01:04.060 --> 00:01:07.699 Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh!!! 00:01:07.747 --> 00:01:09.224 I need... 00:01:09.287 --> 00:01:11.287 MORE! 00:01:12.424 --> 00:01:15.915 *grunting* 00:01:21.169 --> 00:01:23.979 And now to save my Peach! 00:01:31.377 --> 00:01:31.896 *gargling* 00:01:32.887 --> 00:01:35.846 *gargling* 00:01:36.062 --> 00:01:37.494 Who would have thought 00:01:37.643 --> 00:01:40.016 that drugs are bad for your health? 00:01:40.394 --> 00:01:43.186 I need proper education on the subject! 00:01:46.067 --> 00:01:49.212 And now that I'm properly educated 00:01:49.313 --> 00:01:51.313 I can continue my quest! 00:01:59.833 --> 00:02:01.339 OH! Another mushroom! 00:02:02.298 --> 00:02:04.205 NO! I must resist! 00:02:04.216 --> 00:02:06.132 What would my mama say?! 00:02:06.166 --> 00:02:07.486 Oh, mama mia! 00:02:07.541 --> 00:02:08.992 Hallo! 00:02:12.523 --> 00:02:14.560 Hello! It's me, Mario! 00:02:14.786 --> 00:02:16.442 Hallo Mario! 00:02:16.607 --> 00:02:18.133 Wie geht es dir? 00:02:18.375 --> 00:02:19.350 What the FFFFF... 00:02:19.350 --> 00:02:19.911 FIRE FLOWER 00:02:19.945 --> 00:02:21.508 are you talking about? 00:02:21.556 --> 00:02:23.286 SPEAK MY LANGUAGE! 00:02:23.611 --> 00:02:25.835 Oh, do you mean italian? 00:02:25.916 --> 00:02:27.991 What the hell is "italian"? 00:02:28.550 --> 00:02:31.798 Maybe we will understand each other better 00:02:31.898 --> 00:02:34.429 if we exchange GIFTS. 00:02:34.641 --> 00:02:35.682 You will give me the 00:02:35.726 --> 00:02:37.372 MUSHROOM 00:02:37.416 --> 00:02:39.416 and I will give you 00:02:39.439 --> 00:02:41.029 some tasty manure. 00:02:44.940 --> 00:02:45.609 NO! 00:02:45.631 --> 00:02:46.710 It's mine! 00:02:46.743 --> 00:02:47.942 I must... 00:02:48.000 --> 00:02:50.000 ...destroy it. 00:02:50.359 --> 00:02:52.806 And the manure I can make myself! 00:02:54.146 --> 00:02:55.764 *inhales* 00:02:55.787 --> 00:02:58.234 Are you sure you want to say no 00:02:58.321 --> 00:02:59.893 to a GERMAN? 00:03:01.555 --> 00:03:02.624 NO! 00:03:02.834 --> 00:03:05.085 It's mine! Not yours! 00:03:06.886 --> 00:03:08.262 As you wish! 00:03:08.568 --> 00:03:10.568 This will mean war! 00:03:11.187 --> 00:03:12.582 You're gonna eat me?! 00:03:12.615 --> 00:03:13.842 NEIN! 00:03:13.876 --> 00:03:15.205 Uhm... I mean... 00:03:15.248 --> 00:03:16.903 "war" like in 00:03:16.947 --> 00:03:18.295 "Blitzkrieg". 00:03:18.342 --> 00:03:19.560 And now... 00:03:19.594 --> 00:03:20.905 I will take the 00:03:20.938 --> 00:03:22.398 MUSHROOM! 00:03:22.484 --> 00:03:23.068 HA! 00:03:23.297 --> 00:03:25.297 You and what army?! Huh? 00:03:25.485 --> 00:03:27.569 That one over there! 00:03:28.745 --> 00:03:29.711 OOOUUUUAAAAAAAHHH!!! 00:03:29.753 --> 00:03:30.971 I surrender! 00:03:31.102 --> 00:03:32.646 Think about me MAMA! 00:03:32.667 --> 00:03:34.341 Take HER instead! 00:03:37.774 --> 00:03:38.316 *gasp* 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:39.842 *laughing* 00:03:40.084 --> 00:03:41.591 You tricked me! 00:03:42.089 --> 00:03:43.437 You DUMMKOPF! 00:03:43.591 --> 00:03:46.569 All warfare is based on deception! 00:04:01.468 --> 00:04:02.854 Oh oh! 00:04:03.105 --> 00:04:03.969 AAAARRRGGGLLL!!! 00:04:04.235 --> 00:04:05.722 AAAARRRGGGLLL!!! 00:04:07.464 --> 00:04:09.091 You are terminated! 00:04:09.135 --> 00:04:10.325 *laughing* 00:04:12.000 --> 00:04:13.767 *gargling* 00:04:14.685 --> 00:04:16.685 I'll put the Mario down! 00:04:17.551 --> 00:04:20.842 GET TO THE BOWSER!!! 00:04:25.830 --> 00:04:31.264 *ominous sound* 00:04:50.298 --> 00:04:51.320 At least... 00:04:51.353 --> 00:04:53.586 it can't get any worse! 00:05:05.501 --> 00:05:06.449 Well... 00:05:06.602 --> 00:05:09.040 but now it can't get any worse! 00:05:11.385 --> 00:05:12.162 *clearing throat* 00:05:23.636 --> 00:05:24.630 Okay... 00:05:24.736 --> 00:05:26.466 but NOW 00:05:26.532 --> 00:05:27.759 it can't get any- 00:05:31.812 --> 00:05:32.871 HAYA! 00:05:46.635 --> 00:05:48.546 *laughing* 00:05:50.739 --> 00:05:51.770 *gargling* 00:05:51.814 --> 00:05:54.168 I stand corrected! 00:05:59.328 --> 00:06:01.496 All this pain! 00:06:01.681 --> 00:06:04.128 IS IT REALLY WORTH IT?! 00:06:04.336 --> 00:06:05.414 Yoohoo! 00:06:05.735 --> 00:06:06.943 Mario! 00:06:17.603 --> 00:06:18.895 Of course it is! 00:06:21.445 --> 00:06:23.445 *pig squeal* 00:06:23.532 --> 00:06:25.737 Thank you for playing my game! 00:06:26.228 --> 00:06:27.828 THANK YOU! 00:06:27.905 --> 00:06:31.032 *manly noises* 00:06:31.097 --> 00:06:31.793 Peach! 00:06:31.837 --> 00:06:32.719 Come here! 00:06:32.763 --> 00:06:33.590 *slap* 00:06:33.775 --> 00:06:35.943 OH MAMA MIA!