WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:08.925 --> 00:00:09.853 MISTY!!! 00:00:12.068 --> 00:00:14.557 Do you have something soothing for my throat? 00:00:15.129 --> 00:00:17.472 It's still sore from yelling at you. 00:00:17.472 --> 00:00:18.062 No, 00:00:18.062 --> 00:00:19.979 but your yelling sounds lovely! 00:00:19.979 --> 00:00:20.839 Hmm... 00:00:21.141 --> 00:00:22.924 That is soothing enough! 00:00:23.272 --> 00:00:25.104 Now, I've been thinking... 00:00:25.104 --> 00:00:26.022 Unlike me! 00:00:26.022 --> 00:00:26.656 QUIET!!! 00:00:26.888 --> 00:00:27.839 ...and yes. 00:00:27.891 --> 00:00:28.494 *clears throat* 00:00:28.494 --> 00:00:31.630 I came to the conclusion that in this relationship 00:00:31.630 --> 00:00:33.470 I'm sort of your "mother".  00:00:33.470 --> 00:00:34.318 Mommy! 00:00:35.620 --> 00:00:36.754 And because of that 00:00:36.754 --> 00:00:38.802 I cannot simply let you out into the world 00:00:38.802 --> 00:00:40.673 before making you a proper villain. 00:00:40.763 --> 00:00:41.456 Makes sense! 00:00:42.300 --> 00:00:43.481 What's a villain? 00:00:44.331 --> 00:00:46.331 Let's begin before I start  regretting this. 00:00:46.331 --> 00:00:47.424 Oh you will! 00:00:47.424 --> 00:00:48.476 *inhales* 00:00:48.476 --> 00:00:49.156 Misty! 00:00:49.395 --> 00:00:52.953 I'll make you an evil, friendship-hating, soulless little devil 00:00:52.953 --> 00:00:55.352 no matter how hard it is and how long it will take! 00:00:55.751 --> 00:00:56.251 Yay! 00:00:56.251 --> 00:00:57.589 *frolicking* 00:00:57.589 --> 00:00:59.048 Hip hip hooray! 00:00:59.048 --> 00:01:00.597 Yoo hoo! Ha ha! 00:01:00.697 --> 00:01:02.165 And I give up! 00:01:02.165 --> 00:01:04.288 You are such a marshmallow head! 00:01:04.378 --> 00:01:05.381 Oh yes I am! 00:01:06.837 --> 00:01:07.841 *gasp* 00:01:12.479 --> 00:01:13.057 MISTY! 00:01:13.196 --> 00:01:15.431 I told you to never wear that thing again!  00:01:15.573 --> 00:01:16.807 Why do you hate so much? 00:01:16.923 --> 00:01:19.155 Because I've seen what's beneath it! 00:01:20.173 --> 00:01:20.673 *dry mouth* 00:01:20.766 --> 00:01:22.315 But that's not important right now! 00:01:22.534 --> 00:01:24.322 What am I going to do with you? 00:01:24.416 --> 00:01:25.704 When I look at your face 00:01:25.704 --> 00:01:28.219 I'm confronted with my failing as an evil teacher! 00:01:28.528 --> 00:01:30.651 If another villain would show up right now 00:01:30.651 --> 00:01:32.471 I would die of embarrassment! 00:01:32.587 --> 00:01:34.703 Hello my little gemstone! 00:01:34.845 --> 00:01:38.412 *audience cheering* 00:01:38.670 --> 00:01:40.433 I've heard you're in quite a pickle 00:01:40.433 --> 00:01:42.000 and could use the help of an 00:01:42.000 --> 00:01:43.755 experienced villain. 00:01:43.755 --> 00:01:44.743 *audience laughing* 00:01:44.743 --> 00:01:45.650 Who's laughing?! 00:01:45.714 --> 00:01:48.423 Oh just the benefits of this show being animated 00:01:48.423 --> 00:01:51.467 in front of a live studio audience, 00:01:51.557 --> 00:01:52.799 you silly-filly! 00:01:52.928 --> 00:01:54.297 Live animation?! 00:01:54.297 --> 00:01:55.498 That is ridiculous! 00:01:55.498 --> 00:01:57.215 It would ruin the animator's wrist! 00:01:57.627 --> 00:01:59.434 Not if you use A.I.  00:01:59.434 --> 00:02:00.385 *ERROR* 00:02:01.326 --> 00:02:01.955 What ev! 00:02:02.020 --> 00:02:04.196 Can you help me turn this marshmallow here 00:02:04.196 --> 00:02:05.371 into a proper villain? 00:02:05.423 --> 00:02:06.335 Sure! 00:02:08.152 --> 00:02:08.955 Here you go! 00:02:08.955 --> 00:02:11.426 Anyone can be a villain with one of these! 00:02:11.800 --> 00:02:14.816 You can't just hand out a gun to somepony like her! 00:02:15.499 --> 00:02:16.172 MISTY! 00:02:16.172 --> 00:02:16.672 What? 00:02:21.120 --> 00:02:23.658 Thank Celestia that wasn't me! 00:02:24.586 --> 00:02:27.123 How about something more precise then? 00:02:28.680 --> 00:02:32.391 Anypony's name you write in this notebook will die! 00:02:33.474 --> 00:02:35.036 Cool! Thanks! 00:02:37.698 --> 00:02:38.771 Misty STOP! 00:02:38.887 --> 00:02:39.856 Oh right! 00:02:40.114 --> 00:02:40.774 Sorry! 00:02:40.774 --> 00:02:42.143 You're the boss here! 00:02:45.146 --> 00:02:46.525 *raspberry* 00:02:46.830 --> 00:02:48.701 My my! How picky! 00:02:48.830 --> 00:02:51.000 Then how about the NUCLEAR option? 00:02:51.786 --> 00:02:52.943 Are you insane?! 00:02:53.793 --> 00:02:54.458 Oops! 00:02:54.458 --> 00:02:55.306 Sorry! 00:02:55.589 --> 00:02:56.604 Butterfingers! 00:02:57.092 --> 00:02:57.657 Hey! 00:02:57.940 --> 00:02:59.667 This thing isn't working! 00:03:01.381 --> 00:03:02.334 Discord! 00:03:02.334 --> 00:03:05.014 Do you have anything that is NOT life-threatening   00:03:05.014 --> 00:03:06.624 especially FOR US?! 00:03:06.701 --> 00:03:07.757 Well... 00:03:07.899 --> 00:03:09.899 I have only one evil weapon left 00:03:09.899 --> 00:03:10.968 but... 00:03:10.968 --> 00:03:12.968 it might be too evil. 00:03:13.032 --> 00:03:15.766 WAY too evil! 00:03:18.180 --> 00:03:19.625 Sunny Starscout? 00:03:20.037 --> 00:03:20.851 Her?! 00:03:21.000 --> 00:03:22.407 She's the weapon?! 00:03:22.407 --> 00:03:23.754 Oh not me! 00:03:23.902 --> 00:03:25.515 This! 00:03:25.515 --> 00:03:27.515 *healthy giggling* 00:03:31.762 --> 00:03:33.498 I'm so sorry. 00:03:35.853 --> 00:03:37.770 *something awakens* 00:03:38.884 --> 00:03:42.259 This is so fascinating! 00:03:42.349 --> 00:03:43.944 I know! 00:03:44.537 --> 00:03:48.000 *the healthy giggling has been doubled* 00:03:48.591 --> 00:03:51.836 Let's check what's trending on Derpibooru! 00:03:52.995 --> 00:03:55.598 I only wanted to make her a proper villain 00:03:55.900 --> 00:03:57.895 but I created a MONSTER! 00:03:57.895 --> 00:03:59.895 I'll get us out of here! 00:04:03.799 --> 00:04:05.104 Where are we? 00:04:05.401 --> 00:04:07.964 I have a bad feeling about this 00:04:13.827 --> 00:04:17.781 *screaming*