*wheezing*
This day just got a whole lot more interesting!
You'll thank me later!
Phew!
Dodged a bullet there!
I only did it to protect you!
If you had seen what I've seen
you would have become INSANE!
Like ME!
*maniacal laughing*
CUPCAKES!
Cupcakes!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Who sent those horrible letters?
Our past is so fascinating!
Everypony must know!
*healthy giggling*
And then
all the ponies will get along
just like the Brony fandom!
Yes!