Sorry if it sounds a bit wonky. I actually recorded the singing on an older sound card. And yes, I did all the voices.


And here the lyrics (if sung from Catherine's point of view):

verse 1

Welcome dear friends can you come inside?
You'll have lots of fun on the rides.
But there's something that I have to say:
"If you cannot pay, go away"

verse 2

There is the ticket booth, feed it your money.
No one ever gets in free
There is so much to see, you will not believe,
The scams that I pulled off last week.

chorus

Wander now inside and take a look around.
With so much to do it makes your poor head pound.
Tell me that your happy, tell me you like it here.
Do not be afraid cause there's not much here to fear
(for) This is the place where your money pays my fees.
But I wants more so come pretty please

bridge to finale

(to) Catherine's Park a great waste of your time.
I want you in line. YOU'RE MINE!

finale