This is me singing 'This Day Aria' with some Unicon related lyrics some anon wrote.

This con is going to be perfect,
the kind of con of which I dreamed since I was home
All the panels will sit down
Questions will be asked around
What they dont know is that /mlp/ will get a bone(r)!

This con is going to be perfect,
The kind of con of which I dreamed since PT's one
But instead of being there
With spaghetti in my hair
This Anon will deliver us anons some fun

I could care less about the merch
I wont partake in any Shakes
Rules? I'll be lying when I say
That I'll love all of the noodles
and buy a bunch of doodles
The truth is I don't care for it at all!
No I do not love this con
In my heart I do no wrong
But I will still be a badass!

We must crash this before its too late
Find a way to wreck the day!
Please, Russian Twily make him say!
I fear that I may loose them,
my sides to this confusion
The truth is I just want to watch this fall!

Oh I do so love this con,
Oh please deliver, sweet Anon!
Oh my fucking sides, I'll lose them very so-on!

Finally the time has come to pass
for debts to be amassed
Oh this con it will not make,
The cake it'll fucking take,
This fandom will be

...dead. All dead. Mwahah̻̭̙͈̭̬͕̕a͎͎͍̤̕h̳͉̻̥͎̩̳a̷̫̟̦ḩ̨̺̠̝̙͎̙̖͔̹̠̩̘͖̣̘̼͙̿̈̎̊̔ͦ̐ͯͩ̄̏̋̔̃̏ͪ̓̓͟͠͠a̟̩̜̲̝̩̺̰̻̦͔̘̝͕̼̯͓̬ͮ̄̿̉ͬ͌͋ͨ̀̿̍́͜h̛͖̦̠̻̭̪̺̼̺̼̪͕̜ͮͮ̇̿́̕ͅͅa̵̯̘̫̻͕̞̼̼̞̘͛̄ͩͯ͘͞͡aͨ̊̒͛ͣ͂͆͒͌̔̐̆̍͊̿̚͢͜͏̗̩̖̺̲̼̮̣͕̘̞͈a̸̡ͪ͆̀ͬ̀̏̒̆ͭͪ͆̌̉̕͏͔̖̰̗̮̟̣ͅͅ