Once upon a time there was a shitty commercial for a con. It was so bad that everyone raged, but as hope would seem lost, a fellow man by the name TheObnoxiousDouche decided to take matters into his own hands. The douche ripped the video off Youtube, opened up his video program and altered it to his own extent and after about an hour of pitch modding, the douche uploaded his video on youtube and everyone laughed their ass off.

As a week passed, the weeaboos took notice and declared war against the douche by taking out his video for copyright reasons. The douche anticipated this and decided to ask all those who watched to download the video and spread it like aids. Many patriots followed, but as the douche and the patriots fought, the weeaboos were able to defeat the douche and the patroits.

However the douche wasn't dead. The weeaboos may have been able to take out the douche and the patriots, many still uploaded the video and now that the con has passed, the douche decided to rise again!