Your honor, with all due respect to your eternal reign & princessly duties
and despite Rainbow being super schwasted with BAC over
EIGHTY points. YOUR HONOR, I Rainbow Dash, let the record show
that the record books show no accuracy in regards to the blessings I have received from
Jesus Christ. - Dash! It is hard enough to consider you a friend when you continually disrespect my simple rules about now breaking through walls & windows
you're a pleb
As your lawyer, best friend, & horse wife I advise you to plead guilty
As an immortal princess, I advise you that I don't care and do anything you want
yolo
My brain just had two conflicting thoughts I have never had this before
It's called "thinking" Dash, I know it's new to you
I'll follow my butt!
Your honor, I am the fastest pony and I would like to eat some sort of bug or something in order to become an alicorn princess also
Speaking as the only princess now that I have killed Celestia & imprisoned Luna & other one
from now on you must be my horse wife
but if you forget to carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain you will be cursed forever &eternity
[sexy horse sounds]
[maid outfit wingboner]
[subtitle jokes]
o brother, where art thou? [soundtrack available on Warner Music Group.com]
recording in front of orlando bloom