Are these box jokes still funny?

Well this was a lazy puppet test I made for the puppets I am making, do the test find a million things to improve with then puppets, then fix it. Actually came out with 4 more versions of the puppets during the making of this animation.

I realized the classy mustaches (actually included in the puppet) make the lip sync easier. A win win in my book.

Audio is from Family Guy.

I cannot stress how flawless Peterdash's logic is in this clip.. I'll try to explain it.

We, start off by being given the two facts: A boat is a boat, and the mystery box can be anything. We can assume anything is anything in the known universe. Then it is a simple matter of deciding if there are more things in the universe with a greater than or equal valve to a boat compared to those of a lesser valve. The objects that would be considered to be less would be from our planet alone as anything from space would carry a large price tag with it. So we can reach a conclusion stating there are more things in the universe with a greater than or equal valve to a boat. Even with the low chance of receiving such a prize, the potential gain from the extreme end of the greater side outweighs the risk when compared to the extreme on the lesser side.

It took me a while to think this up, yet I have no doubt in my mind these were the exact thoughts Peter was thinking of in a mere matter of seconds. Surely his mind is greater than all of ours.