Christmas Party Cypher. Sup? So the beat is pretty much only a sample from "Klovner I Kamp - Juleevangeliet" repeated throughout... yeah. This is kind of a problem because "Matched third party content", but i don't even want to monetize anyway, how do i even turn off monetization completely from my channel? It's bullshit. It was time i made a christmas related track, so here you go, it's kind of a Santa Claus diss track, non-pone, but yea! Original (where the beat is from): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH05MhXXRsA Da Mane: http://www.youtube.com/user/ImDaManeMan Lorentz: http://www.youtube.com/user/LorentzProductions Download: https://soundcloud.com/lavalectrode/christmas-party-cypher-ft [Da Mane] Dear Santa Claus, I never got a lot of presents But the one thing I wanted from you, yeah I got it never I used to be a good boy but now I'm not as pleasant And I'm 'bout to rain on that ass like it's armageddon On this christmas, I'm prepared Yeah I'll strike the fear in to your side when I appear like a mighty spear I won't just leave a flame in the fireplace But fill the whole chimney full of nails and all kinda snakes You gonna die this day, you red fatman I'll slap you with the backhand, that and I'm gonna kidnap a pack of crips And have em waiting by the tree with their macs and clips Also - to make sure that your ass won't get away I'll find your sleigh, with gas and matches, set it ablaze It's too late now, there's no escape now See, my only gift wish is your head on a plate now [Hook] Now it's time for a party, time for bacardi Never seen christmas gettin' so damn retarded Don't enjoy no rules, dont obey the laws Not a nigga in sight down with Santa Claus Since when did shit get so violent Bitch this be a christmas party Beliefs, fights and hits, karate We aint even gotten half way started [LavaLectrode] Rudolf the red-nosed raindeer, ha! Yeah, cudos, i'll have your brain smeard! Goin brutal, should'a had those pain pills 'Cause i'd shoot off if i saw your face here! Imaginary friends, and handy pair of hands It's Santa Clause! And his candy sharin' elfs! Your exsistence 'bout to fear, too rediculously real Yet i can't believe, you're the sickest being to bare You're fucking joke! Saint Nicholas Father Crhistmas, Kris Kringle, Thick ol' mess! And your bitch Mrs. Claus is no different Chritmas thought of her sick ol' breast! (ecch) Naughty boy, you don't know the half of it! Hoped for more, but not your stupid pack of shit! I'm not a stupid rap kid, 'cause of the stupid crap i did! Scrap me off your bad list, or you'll stop from passing! [Hook] [Lorentz] Dear santa claus, last year I sent you a letter all I got was a gem without temprature-pressure So I made plan 'cause I've got a hint where you're headed I'ma make your costume turn a tint that is redder Then burn your fat ass with the coal I got And in the case that my house may be overshot I have my trump, hatred from the past and present there's a time bomb ticking in your bag of presents past repentance, I love to be a naughty boy While you stood in haughty joy, I already launched my ploy sharp things and toxins, hidden in your faulty toys I'm laughing as dart stings hit you when they are deployed And when you wake up on christmas morn In my dungeon and you see all of the shit I brought More that sticks and stones, Lemme grip a saw Hey Mane, you're about to have your wish come forth [Hook] Now it's time for a party, time for bacardi Never seen christmas gettin' so damn retarded Don't enjoy no rules, dont obey the laws Not a nigga in sight down with Santa Claus Since when did shit get so violent Bitch this be a christmas party *Ho, ho, ho! Do you fuckers, have any idea who you're messing with?* [The Narrator (Santa)] Listen here kiddies this is how it goes Im the man in red with the rosey ass nose And Im coming through your hood with my big ass sack Stacked with presents that'll make a fat kid have an asthma attack The name's St. Nick or Chris fucking Cringle I'll have your ass stuffed with a can full of pringles! I make your kids tingle, and speaking of the sack Had your girl in my bed- ate the bitch out Like a chocolate chip cookie but milk aint in a glass The pussy first class till I passed her to the elves and they all had a blast Wonder what Mrs. clause was thinkin when I dragged her to the basement Had my way again, then I gave that bitch a facelift Merry fucking christmas you little fucking shits Wrote my naughty list on the dismembered flesh of the whores I have sli [Hook] x3 Like me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/LavaLectrode Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WubWubAppleJack Check out my SoundCloud:https://soundcloud.com/lavalectrode