Tsar was never quite an agreeable guy-
His tongue tells tales of purekin
But he was so fast,
And quick with his axe,
No one quite knew where he came from.
Tsar was never quite the quietest guy -
His critiques are loud and they're quite harsh.
But he knew the ways of trolls and men,
And he knew how to judge them.
He would always like to say,
"Why build tomorrow,
when you can build today?"
Today he will fight,
To keep his way.
He's an admin and a builder,
And he'll tempt your fate.
He would always like to say,
"Why build tomorrow,
when you can build today?"
Today he will fight,
To keep his way.
He's an admin and a builder,
And he'll tempt your fate.
Tsar was never quite the laziest guy -
Some say he never sleeps.
But he was so sharp,
and quick with his axe -
He built Equestria in a week.
Tsar was never quite the gentlest guy-
His comments were sharp like a razor.
But he knew the ways of commoner men,
And he knew just how to encourage them.
He would always like to say,
"Why build tomorrow,
when you can build today?"
Today he will fight,
To keep his way.
He's an admin and a builder,
And he'll tempt your fate.