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Hey, Spike, how does it feel being season
4's punching bag?

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Well, to be honest, I think that Meghan Mcarthy
doesn't like me.

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Shut the fuck up, Spike.

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Get ready for some kid friendly provocativity.

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The way you shake it, I can't believe it.

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I've never seen a plot like that.

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The way you move it, you make my gina go,
"Splat, sputter sputter."

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Aaaaagghhhhh...

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I just came.

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Please sit on my face.

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Sorry, Rarity, but I won't sit on your face
when y'all got that horn.

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You know you want it.

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For fuck's sake, Rarity, you know I don't
ship Rarijack.

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What?!

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*Saddest Music in the World* :(

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This is pretty much the worst video ever made.

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*Clop Music*

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Ah!

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Keg!

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Keg!!

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KEG!!!

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Hey, whatcha doin'?

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Nothin'!!!

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SRS BSNS