Hey, Spike, how does it feel being season 4's punching bag?
Well, to be honest, I think that Meghan Mcarthy doesn't like me.
Shut the fuck up, Spike.
Get ready for some kid friendly provocativity.
The way you shake it, I can't believe it.
I've never seen a plot like that.
The way you move it, you make my gina go, "Splat, sputter sputter."
Aaaaagghhhhh...
I just came.
Please sit on my face.
Sorry, Rarity, but I won't sit on your face when y'all got that horn.
You know you want it.
For fuck's sake, Rarity, you know I don't ship Rarijack.
What?!
*Saddest Music in the World* :(
This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
*Clop Music*
Ah!
Keg!
Keg!!
KEG!!!
Hey, whatcha doin'?
Nothin'!!!
SRS BSNS