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Human beings
fascinate me,

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being just
the way they are!

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Tell me, little
pony, can you

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push a cart
or drive a car?

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Lyre is my
instrument, but

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humans strum
their sweet guitar.

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It's a
mystery,

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anthropology!

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Fingers, toes
and tiny noses,

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brownish hair
and tannish skin!

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Would it be too
much to ask to

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see the world
they're living in?

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Everybody tells me that it's
old and fake mythology...

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It's a
mystery,

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anthropology!

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Aren't you bored of
brushing your coat,

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styling your mane
with your hooves?

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I don't mean to
butt in or gloat,

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but ancient
history proves...

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Humans don't have
wings or magic.

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They don't need it,
they don't care!

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All they've got's
imagination,

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new inventions
everywhere!

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Babies, children,
teens and elders,

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all alike have
clothes to wear.

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It's so real
to me,

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anthropology!

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Albert Einstein,
Cleopatra,

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William Shakespeare,
Elton John,

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Michael Phelps,
Barack Obama...

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who's to say that
they're all gone?

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Maybe humans
like us too and

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dress like us
at Comic-Con?

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It's so real
to me,

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anthropology!

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Yeah, they've had a
couple of fights,

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Nobody's
perfect you see...

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Still I say
I'm born with the rights

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to study
whatever I please!

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I don't need to
horse around now,

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I can stand
on two legs!

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I would trade my
magic powers

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for a pair of
new legs!

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Grab your camera,
come on, zoom in!

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'Cause you're favorite
mare's a human, me!

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That is who
I'll be!

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Anthropology!

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Shh...