https://mpallante.bandcamp.com/track/fanfiction-sweetie-belle-blues

Sometimes canon does get lonely,
I know it's true
Everyone needs somepony
But some things you shouldn't do!

Fanfiction,
What friction,
I know you mean well!
I just don't see why you
Need to ship poor
sweetie belle

Twilight and Flash Sentry,
I approve of your recent entry,
But if you couldn't tell?
Keep your pen away from sweetie belle!

Fanfiction,
What friction,
I know you mean well!
I just don't see why you
Need to ship poor
sweetie belle

Poor Sweetie Bell...

Apple Dash, Rarilight,
MacinShy, DashiePie
If you got a story to tell
Stay away from ol' sweetie bell!

Fanfiction,
What friction,
I know you mean well!
I just don't see why you
Need to ship poor
sweetie belle