Hello there Anon
Listen, I've been looking through your laptop recently
and accidentally noticed your search history...
It seems that you show great interest in something called Cock and Ball Torture
Don't worry Anon, there is nothing wrong with liking Cock and Ball Torture
Additionally, as your best and ONLY friend
I decided that I will help you fulfill your desires
See this? It's called Ball Stretcher!
This nice handy device will keep your balls hanging low and tight!
On second thought though...
It doesn't seem painful enough...
I want to be the best friend EVER! I want you to enjoy yourself
But that's impossible if we take such half-measures
Tell you what, an amazing idea just POPPED into my head!
Guess what else will POP tonight? That's right! Your balls!
Just hold still. I should have a giant sledgehammer somewhere around here.
Oh! Here it is! And it's even SPIKED! Damn, that's gonna hurt.
Alrighty, say goodbye to your balls for this is the last time you'll ever see them
Ready? In 3... 2... 1...
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Oh boy, I didn't expect a scream THAT loud. I guess you really liked it
Sheesh, why are you crying? It's not like you were ever gonna use them anyway
(Fucking Virgin)
Either way, go back to jacking off to these anime girls
Oh, that's right! You can't!
Get Rekt LMAO