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Hello there Anon

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Listen, I've been looking through your laptop recently

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and accidentally noticed your search history...

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It seems that you show great interest in something called Cock and Ball Torture

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Don't worry Anon, there is nothing wrong with liking Cock and Ball Torture

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Additionally, as your best and ONLY friend

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I decided that I will help you fulfill your desires

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See this? It's called Ball Stretcher!

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This nice handy device will keep your balls hanging low and tight!

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On second thought though...

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It doesn't seem painful enough...

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I want to be the best friend EVER! I want you to enjoy yourself

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But that's impossible if we take such half-measures

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Tell you what, an amazing idea just POPPED into my head!

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Guess what else will POP tonight? That's right! Your balls!

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Just hold still. I should have a giant sledgehammer somewhere around here.

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Oh! Here it is! And it's even SPIKED! Damn, that's gonna hurt.

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Alrighty, say goodbye to your balls for this is the last time you'll ever see them

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Ready? In 3... 2... 1...

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[Content too graphic for YouTube]

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Oh boy, I didn't expect a scream THAT loud. I guess you really liked it

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Sheesh, why are you crying? It's not like you were ever gonna use them anyway

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(Fucking Virgin)

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Either way, go back to jacking off to these anime girls

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Oh, that's right! You can't!

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Get Rekt LMAO