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When I'm fed up,
When life asks me too much

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When I'm so tired,

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That I confuse toilets, with sinks !

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(Oh damn that's disgusting)

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When I'm REALLY fed up,

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Screw everything
I leave with my car

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It's broking into small pieces

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To ride, I use
I use, I use a dynamo!

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I put a bow ties
And a lot of perfume,

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A box of rubber
For my big gear

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And to spend a moment of madness

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I go, I go, I go to the nightclub!

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No, I'm joking,

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To be honnest, I go far in the countryside,

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I take off all my clothes

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and then I swing in the grass

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And I sing :

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I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES 
IN THE FOREST !

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I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES 
IN THE FOREST !

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I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES 
IN THE FOREST !

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I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES 
IN THE FOREST !

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To be sure to not have problems
To have a good time

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I take with me
A bowl of cereals and a cardboard sword!

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(we are never too careful !!)

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The sword is for fighting nettles

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In addition it is sooo pretty!

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But it's breaking into small pieces

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For rengainer, I use,

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I use, I use a backpack.

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When I meet people,
They run away

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I must say that on front, I dazzle everyone

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Or perhaps it's my behind ?

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Last time a grandmother saw it

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She vomited, vomited, vomited and left.

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I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES 
IN THE FOREST !

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I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES 
IN THE FOREST !

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(Eh I'm a guy like that !)

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I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES 
IN THE FOREST !

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I continue my way and I swear it's true !

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I come across a leprechaun with a little hat (too cute!)

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He tells me that brigands
Are going to raze, raze, raze the forest!

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I'll help you, you can count on me !

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I love to frolic totally naked in the woods

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But when it breaks into small pieces

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I use, I use my incredible talent of hero!

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It's time to fight for what really matters :

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The right to sing between trees without clothes

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My chords are hot and my sound is stupid

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The wind traveling on my body makes my p**** rigid

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I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES 
IN THE FOREST !

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I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES 
IN THE FOREST !

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I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES 
IN THE FOREST !

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(ok let's go)

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I arrive in front of the Cursed Castle

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In the center of the Forest Of Oblivion (it's scary D=)

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It's evil doors open slowly

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I'm ready to fight but I don't have a f***ing plan

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Brigands charge ! They want my skin !

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It's really not easy being a hero !

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Forests breaks in small pieces

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To save it I use
I use my c*** and my sword!

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Their unique weakness
It's the nettles

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And luckily my sword is filled with it !

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I smash my enemies without any logic,

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BOOM BOOM in a thousand pieces!

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It's over, the forest is saved

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Thousands of leprechauns arrive to celebrate

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They bring me a big trunk with sweets

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I would have preferred a ****ing magic blowj** !

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I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES 
IN THE FOREST !

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I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES 
IN THE FOREST !

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(never underestimate a totally naked man !)

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I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES 
IN THE FOREST !