When I'm fed up, When life asks me too much
When I'm so tired,
That I confuse toilets, with sinks !
(Oh damn that's disgusting)
When I'm REALLY fed up,
Screw everything I leave with my car
It's broking into small pieces
To ride, I use I use, I use a dynamo!
I put a bow ties And a lot of perfume,
A box of rubber For my big gear
And to spend a moment of madness
I go, I go, I go to the nightclub!
No, I'm joking,
To be honnest, I go far in the countryside,
I take off all my clothes
and then I swing in the grass
And I sing :
I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES IN THE FOREST !
To be sure to not have problems To have a good time
I take with me A bowl of cereals and a cardboard sword!
(we are never too careful !!)
The sword is for fighting nettles
In addition it is sooo pretty!
But it's breaking into small pieces
For rengainer, I use,
I use, I use a backpack.
When I meet people, They run away
I must say that on front, I dazzle everyone
Or perhaps it's my behind ?
Last time a grandmother saw it
She vomited, vomited, vomited and left.
I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES IN THE FOREST !
(Eh I'm a guy like that !)
I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES IN THE FOREST !
I continue my way and I swear it's true !
I come across a leprechaun with a little hat (too cute!)
He tells me that brigands Are going to raze, raze, raze the forest!
I'll help you, you can count on me !
I love to frolic totally naked in the woods
But when it breaks into small pieces
I use, I use my incredible talent of hero!
It's time to fight for what really matters :
The right to sing between trees without clothes
My chords are hot and my sound is stupid
The wind traveling on my body makes my p**** rigid
I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES IN THE FOREST !
(ok let's go)
I arrive in front of the Cursed Castle
In the center of the Forest Of Oblivion (it's scary D=)
It's evil doors open slowly
I'm ready to fight but I don't have a f***ing plan
Brigands charge ! They want my skin !
It's really not easy being a hero !
Forests breaks in small pieces
To save it I use I use my c*** and my sword!
Their unique weakness It's the nettles
And luckily my sword is filled with it !
I smash my enemies without any logic,
BOOM BOOM in a thousand pieces!
It's over, the forest is saved
Thousands of leprechauns arrive to celebrate
They bring me a big trunk with sweets
I would have preferred a ****ing magic blowj** !
I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES IN THE FOREST !
(never underestimate a totally naked man !)
I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES IN THE FOREST !