WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.560 [MELVIN] Hi ! My name is Melvin ! And I'm a unicorn ! 00:00:03.580 --> 00:00:04.300 [MELVIN] : ... a blue unicorn ! 00:00:04.300 --> 00:00:05.940 [REMI] : WHORES AND HORNS ! 00:00:06.020 --> 00:00:09.000 [MELVIN] : Oh. Yeah. I forgot to mention: the universe is in danger. 00:00:09.860 --> 00:00:14.180 [MELVIN] : The cause : 12 fragments ... of GRAPEFRUIT ?? 00:00:14.200 --> 00:00:15.460 GRAPEFRUIIIIIIIT 00:00:15.720 --> 00:00:19.900 [MELVIN] : With Rémi and Doctor Flocon, we try to collect them 00:00:19.900 --> 00:00:21.480 [MELVIN] : before it's too late !! 00:00:22.540 --> 00:00:24.180 [MELVIN] : It's going to be super ruffling !! 00:00:24.940 --> 00:00:29.180 ♫ I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES IN THE FOREST ♫ 00:00:31.340 --> 00:00:35.860 "Pink phone" Created by OhPonyBoy 00:00:37.580 --> 00:00:41.420 [MELVIN] My bladder is going to explode ... I'm going down the tower 00:00:42.040 --> 00:00:45.080 [REMI] Take this duck that makes POUIC with you 00:00:45.820 --> 00:00:48.560 [REMI] I will make an appointment with the Oracle 00:00:49.420 --> 00:00:52.260 [DR. FLOCON] I like farting 00:00:52.260 --> 00:00:54.960 [DR. FLOCON] I like farting in tight places 00:00:58.840 --> 00:01:00.840 [Elevator song !] 00:01:01.300 --> 00:01:04.160 [I'm an elevator song !] 00:01:05.080 --> 00:01:07.700 [Elevator song !] 00:01:08.060 --> 00:01:10.740 [I'm an elevator song !] 00:01:20.040 --> 00:01:25.320 Hello and welcome to the information hotline of the Eggplant Tower. 00:01:25.800 --> 00:01:28.920 This-call-can-be-recorded-and-fragments-can-be-used-for-Australian-por**-dubbing 00:01:29.600 --> 00:01:32.760 Do you want to join the Eggplant cult? 00:01:32.960 --> 00:01:33.840 Type 1 00:01:34.300 --> 00:01:37.060 Your horn is stuck in a fly? 00:01:37.220 --> 00:01:39.220 Type 2 00:01:39.480 --> 00:01:44.100 Did you discover a disturbing artifact that looks like a piece of grapefruit? 00:01:49.180 --> 00:01:50.060 Type 3 00:01:50.660 --> 00:01:53.860 Do you want to meet young unicorns near you? 00:01:55.280 --> 00:01:56.280 Type 4 00:01:56.880 --> 00:02:00.180 You want to make an appointment with the Oracle 00:02:00.180 --> 00:02:01.280 Yes that's it ! 00:02:01.420 --> 00:02:05.260 burp and fart at the same time after the signal. 00:02:15.380 --> 00:02:16.640 (SO EPIC !!!!) 00:02:17.560 --> 00:02:18.740 (SOO EPIC !!!!) 00:02:21.020 --> 00:02:21.520 Signal 00:02:22.840 --> 00:02:26.360 you have ordered 74 pizzas with pepperoni 00:02:26.680 --> 00:02:28.320 WHORES AND HORNS ! 00:02:28.680 --> 00:02:30.860 Is it possible to add olives? 00:02:42.740 --> 00:02:43.740 Yes ? 00:02:47.140 --> 00:02:49.140 What do you want ? 00:02:49.480 --> 00:02:51.480 fruit salad in a closet 00:02:51.720 --> 00:02:56.380 Can you look elsewhere? You stress me a little. 00:02:56.900 --> 00:02:58.820 You block me 00:03:07.360 --> 00:03:12.100 The jurisdiction in force on the planet Aubergine requests a 00:03:12.140 --> 00:03:13.860 The jurisdiction in force on the planet Aubergine requests a PURPLE form 00:03:13.860 --> 00:03:15.780 The jurisdiction in force on the planet Aubergine requests a PURPLE form to be able to make an appointment. 00:03:15.980 --> 00:03:18.620 Do you have a PURPLE form? 00:03:19.180 --> 00:03:27.160 Enter the 37 letters located on the 8th page of the purple form. 00:03:27.160 --> 00:03:28.740 8th page ... 00:03:28.980 --> 00:03:31.160 You pressed 3. 00:03:31.160 --> 00:03:32.860 What? No 00:03:32.860 --> 00:03:37.140 If you are happy to have done the 3, type 2. 00:03:37.280 --> 00:03:42.440 Otherwise type 1. If you want to continue typing, type 4. 00:03:42.440 --> 00:03:43.400 The 4 ! 00:03:43.880 --> 00:03:45.140 You pressed 1. 00:03:45.380 --> 00:03:46.640 Noooooooo 00:03:46.940 --> 00:03:49.160 Your complaint has been filed. 00:03:49.460 --> 00:03:51.460 To continue typing 2 00:03:51.700 --> 00:03:58.080 if you want to type 2 without continuing, type 3. 00:03:58.080 --> 00:04:03.740 To go back, say "I am satisfied with the customer service" 00:04:03.740 --> 00:04:05.240 I am satisfied ... 00:04:05.240 --> 00:04:06.000 Louder. 00:04:06.080 --> 00:04:07.060 I am satisfied ... 00:04:07.060 --> 00:04:08.240 distinctly. 00:04:09.140 --> 00:04:14.040 I am satisfied ... with the customer service 00:04:14.280 --> 00:04:17.480 You have requested an appointment with the Oracle. 00:04:17.700 --> 00:04:21.900 All our correspondents are busy. Thank you for waiting. 00:04:22.320 --> 00:04:25.420 [I really don't like to wait] 00:04:25.420 --> 00:04:28.740 [I want to break everything when I have to wait] 00:04:28.740 --> 00:04:31.660 [I really don't like to wait] 00:04:31.980 --> 00:04:35.180 [I want to break everything when I have to wait] 00:04:35.720 --> 00:04:38.560 That was the longest pee in the world! 00:04:39.640 --> 00:04:43.000 Technically, no one can say that's not true 00:04:57.480 --> 00:05:00.960 [I want to break everything when I have to wait] 00:05:01.380 --> 00:05:03.360 [I really don't like to wait] 00:05:04.160 --> 00:05:08.220 [I want to break everything when I have to wait] 00:05:08.460 --> 00:05:11.000 [I really don't like to wait] 00:05:11.080 --> 00:05:13.820 [I want to break everything when I have to .... 00:05:15.740 --> 00:05:21.280 That, is a carnivorous cupboard. More specifically, the Carnivus model of the Ikeo family. 00:05:21.560 --> 00:05:23.380 It is better not to urinate on their territory. 00:05:23.660 --> 00:05:25.200 Provide a Phillips screwdriver 00:05:25.200 --> 00:05:29.000 And especially : don't scream. They hate that. 00:05:30.740 --> 00:05:33.000 Yeeah, that's the first time I've met one. 00:05:33.460 --> 00:05:35.740 Taste the power of my cheeks !! 00:05:39.000 --> 00:05:40.680 Taste the power of improvisation !!! 00:05:40.940 --> 00:05:43.200 GO RICHARD !!! 00:05:52.280 --> 00:05:53.360 Ruffling. 00:05:54.860 --> 00:05:57.300 [I really don't like to wait] 00:05:57.680 --> 00:06:01.180 [I want to break everything when I have to wait] 00:06:01.460 --> 00:06:03.460 [I really don't like to wait] 00:06:03.780 --> 00:06:08.460 [I want to break everything when I have to wait] 00:06:08.460 --> 00:06:11.320 [I really don't like to wait] 00:06:11.320 --> 00:06:13.980 [I want to break everything when I have to wait] 00:06:14.180 --> 00:06:20.280 How to recognize the ELEMENT of the unicorn that faces you? Observe his pupils, his MARK or even his ears! It is common opinion that EGGPLANT unicorns have the cutest ears. 00:06:20.520 --> 00:06:23.780 Richard, you will always leave a mark in my heart. 00:06:24.840 --> 00:06:26.440 And on the floor. 00:06:27.420 --> 00:06:32.520 [Oh look, an untranslatable French joke about ducks !] 00:06:35.940 --> 00:06:37.580 That was not so good 00:06:46.060 --> 00:06:49.100 [Meanwhile all we hear are these few notes on the speaker] 00:06:49.380 --> 00:06:51.380 [ELEVATOR SONG] 00:06:51.920 --> 00:06:54.940 [I'M AN ELEVATOR SONG] 00:06:55.880 --> 00:06:58.860 [ELEVATOR SONG] 00:07:09.840 --> 00:07:14.800 I failed Melvin. I may not be patient ... 00:07:17.120 --> 00:07:18.440 but I am beautiful. 00:07:18.880 --> 00:07:21.740 Downstairs there was a large cupboard and ... 00:07:21.880 --> 00:07:24.460 did it have doors and drawers? 00:07:24.580 --> 00:07:25.500 Yes ! 00:07:25.700 --> 00:07:27.900 So it was really a cupboard. 00:07:28.440 --> 00:07:33.920 My marks went on but nothing happened so I fight it with kung fu. 00:07:35.280 --> 00:07:38.960 But since he's in the woods, he did not do anything, so I throw Richard. 00:07:40.160 --> 00:07:41.600 Richard the duck ! 00:07:41.600 --> 00:07:43.320 [It's really so sad] 00:07:47.000 --> 00:07:52.340 It was an explosive duck. They hate cupboard. 00:07:52.700 --> 00:07:57.140 Okay that raises a lot of questions. The duck was filled with gas, I guess? 00:07:57.540 --> 00:07:59.500 I don't Remember Melvin. 00:07:59.500 --> 00:08:00.980 Oh yeah of course. 00:08:01.560 --> 00:08:05.580 oh and sorry if the monster who tried to eat me was one of your ex ! 00:08:05.720 --> 00:08:08.380 Rebecca ... was just a phase 00:08:08.700 --> 00:08:11.000 [It's really so sad] 00:08:13.440 --> 00:08:17.520 Are there other things like this that want my death when I urinate ?? 00:08:17.720 --> 00:08:20.180 Nah, because it will be nice if I know about it ! 00:08:20.180 --> 00:08:24.860 Usually unicorns have cheeks that work. It avoids a lot of worries. 00:08:25.060 --> 00:08:26.800 It's not my fault 00:08:26.800 --> 00:08:30.120 You'll have to stay here a little longer. 00:08:31.100 --> 00:08:33.100 And I need a new phone. 00:08:33.160 --> 00:08:35.160 [It's really so sad] 00:08:35.840 --> 00:08:42.180 But the good news is that we found a space just for you! 00:08:42.980 --> 00:08:44.980 Follow me ! 00:08:48.800 --> 00:08:50.120 Ruffling 00:08:50.120 --> 00:08:51.920 It will be better than the sofa I hope! 00:08:52.140 --> 00:08:56.000 We refitted a room that we didn't use anymore. 00:09:03.740 --> 00:09:05.740 (We put your mark on the door.) 00:09:06.300 --> 00:09:07.360 but .. 00:09:07.640 --> 00:09:09.540 but it's the toilets that you have refurbished ?! 00:09:13.180 --> 00:09:16.500 Welcome to the Air Tower, Melvin. 00:09:50.480 --> 00:09:52.480 ADMINISTRATION is omnipresent on PLANET EGGPLANT. It is said that many imprudent unicorns died of dehydration in its innumerable administrative corridors. 00:09:52.800 --> 00:09:54.800 HOLY PRIEST OF THE EGGPLANT considers THE ADMINISTRATION as one of the 4 VIRTUOUS VIRTUES. Its followers practice it with a lot of enthusiasm.