[MELVIN] Hi ! My name is Melvin ! And I'm a unicorn !
[MELVIN] : ... a blue unicorn !
[REMI] : WHORES AND HORNS !
[MELVIN] : Oh. Yeah. I forgot to mention: the universe is in danger.
[MELVIN] : The cause : 12 fragments ... of GRAPEFRUIT ??
GRAPEFRUIIIIIIIT
[MELVIN] : With Rémi and Doctor Flocon, we try to collect them
[MELVIN] : before it's too late !!
[MELVIN] : It's going to be super ruffling !!
♫ I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES IN THE FOREST ♫
<MELVIN voice-over> : I did something I'm really not proud of.
<MELVIN voice-over> : I DON'T WANT to talk about it !
<MELVIN voice-over> : I'm going to lock it deep inside myself.
<MELVIN voice-over> : Inside this small box.
(please don't open)
<MELVIN voice-over> : With this box closed, I have no memories left.
<MELVIN voice-over> : UH WAIT. I want to remember the recipe for honey pancakes.
<MELVIN voice-over> : I looove honey pancakes !
<MELVIN voice-over> : ... I have ALMOST ... no memory left.
<MELVIN voice-over> : It's a new start !
<MELVIN voice-over> : I open my new eyes. In the AIR TOWER.
[MELVIN] : Anyone ?
[REMI] : There are stuff to cook if you want to eat. Remi.
<MELVIN voice-over> : If one day you end up without memories... in a totally unknown place...
<MELVIN voice-over> : You have to know that the first thing to do ISN'T cooking.
<MELVIN voice-over> : If I die poisoned, the story will have been really short.
[MELVIN] : Nevermind.
[MELVIN] : I'M SO HUNGRY !
[REMI] : You're awake !
[REMI] : You're awake ! What's your name?
[MELVIN] : Uh Melvin, ... I think.
[MELVIN] : Where are we? And ... how did I get here?
[REMI] : We don't have time Melvin! I think there is a piece of grapefruit ... in the coal mine.
<MELVIN voice-over> : This guy, it's Rémi.
<MELVIN voice-over> : Before, he was in the field of music.
<MELVIN voice-over> : And now he is in the field of depression !
<MELVIN voice-over> : And nervous tics!
[REMI] : if a fragment of grapefruit has entered the mine,
[REMI] : ... it can lead to a chain reaction leading to the burning of the planet Melvin!
[MELVIN] : Rémi. Rémi right ?
[REMI] : Luckily I store in the cellar a huge reserve of glitter ... and my illegal collection of gasoline barrels.
[REMI] : If I have to die, it will not be without a GLORIOUS GLITTER EXPLOSION !!!!
[MELVIN] : Can you just summarize what I am doing here?
[REMI] : We must go on an adventure Melvin !
[REMI] : Take these two boxes! Follow me !
[MELVIN] : I would love to know how to do that!
<MELVIN voice-over> : Right here, my brain just went from the stage "I do not understand anything" to the stage "I do not understand anything, but it's too cool"
[REMI] : Perfect, we are exactly on time.
<MELVIN voice-over> : That's the BIG CLOCK. It indicate what mark ... I mean what time it is.
<MELVIN voice-over> : If you sleep here at night, it's just IMPOSSIBLE to not hear it.
[REMI] : I feel that this adventure will inspire me a new song Melvin !
[MELVIN] : Wait a second ... adventure and magical powers? It's going to be so ruffling !!
[REMI] : What are you doing ? What is happening ?
[MELVIN] : I jump everywhere when I'm happy!
[REMI] : Listen to me very carefully Melvin. I hate unicorns. They think they are all unique and wonderful.
[REMI] : And your good mood makes me want to ...
[REMI] : Stay focused Melvin. We gonna bring Dr. Flocon with us.
<MELVIN voice-over> : Ah yes. Doctor Flocon. I must warn you, he is a little special. Let's just say that his IQ is probably negative.
[REMI] : He will be the brain of the group.
[MELVIN] : Doctor Flocon ?
[DOCTOR FLOCON] : I'm a unicorn !
[REMI] : We all have horns here ... and I have the biggest one.
[MELVIN] : My name's Melvin
[REMI] : Let's take the elevator !
♫ Elevator song ! ♫
♫ I'm an elevator song ! ♫
♫ Elevator song ! I'm an elevator song ! ♫
[REMI] : Here we are at the bottom of the AIR TOWER.
[MELVIN] I have pain in my ears
[REMI] : The Tower ! Look how gloriously it is rising to the sky !!
<MELVIN voice-over> : The Air Tower is where I will live a big of the story.
<MELVIN voice-over> : You can not see it like that but the roof is flat! And it's super funny to throw stuff over it!
[REMI] : Doctor Flocon is right. We have to get going!
[MELVIN] : The adventure ... can begin !
♫ I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES IN THE FOREST ♫
[REMI] : From there I am lost.
[MELVIN] : What ?! But we did not even walk 20 meters !
[REMI] : I have very little legs Melvin!
[MELVIN] : Do you have ever come down here ?
[REMI] : Of course Melvin! Last time I was taking care of the garden.
[REMI] : Here it's hard to grow anything other than FlabbyBallsTrees.
[MELVIN] : We are not lost ... look ! The Tower is still in sight !
[MELVIN] : We could go up to the Tower so I eat my sandwich ... and you explain to me a little more about the scenario!
[REMI] : When the temperature goes down, their balls go up.
[MELVIN] : I was talking about ME!
[MELVIN] : You didn't even tell me how did I get there ! Why don't I remember anything ?
[REMI] : It's an incredible story Melvin. We were in the ruins of the BROKEN KINGDOM and ...
[REMI] : WHORES AND HORNS !
[REMI] : She found me.
[MELVIN] : Is this really the summary of the story?
[REMI] : No Melvin !
[REMI] : That FlabbyBallsTree over there ... it's my ex.
[REMI] : We have to run !
[MELVIN] : Your ex' ?
[MELVIN] : You dated a tree ?
[REMI] : I felt terribly alone Melvin. And I was very lacking ....
[REMI] : ... some affection.
[MELVIN] : It's just a big tree. With a pink ribbon.
[REMI] : Melvin, it's a really bad id-
[MELVIN] : YAMETEEEEE
[REMI] : You are magic Melvin! Use the circle your cheeks!
[MELVIN] The circle of my cheeks ?
[REMI] Activate your GIFT OF THE STARS !
[MELVIN] NOT WORKING !!
[REMI] We must act quickly. I saw enough hentai to know how it will end.
[MELVIN] GET ME OUT OF HERE !
[REMI] Doctor Flocon, any suggestions ?
[DR.FLOCON] Hide around the corner !
[REMI] OF COURSE !
[REMI] Melvin listen to me ! Rebecca hates maths !!!
[REMI] Use a second degree equation! She has no second degree !!!
[MELVIN] AAAaaaa ² =
[MELVIN] AAAaaaa ² = - 20 000 000 potatoes !
[REMI] Rest in peace.
[REMI] B****
[MELVIN] : That was really ruffling !!
[REMI] I'm pretty sure we can draw a moral!
[DR.FLOCON] Never contact your ex's again!
[MELVIN] I'm going to need a shower. And a psychologist too.
[REMI] Your cheeks Melvin.
[MELVIN] My cheeks have magic power?
[REMI] Normally, all unicorns have two magic power.
[MELVIN] Two magic power ?
[MELVIN] Double the ruffling !
[MELVIN] Oh ! I think I found the direction for the coal mine!
♫ How convenient ♫
[REMI] Perfect. Let's go.
[REMI] and the unicorn, at that moment, believed that my horn was a flute. That was a mess. It took days to clean everything.
[MELVIN] Rémi, what is this thing ?
[REMI] It's our coal mine Melvin !
[MELVIN] Okay, I'll pretend it's normal.
[REMI] If it is not quickly defused, it will explode Melvin !!!
[REMI] Only you ... can do it!
[MELVIN] What do you mean ?
[REMI] Don't ask questions MMMelvin! There are two buttons on the mine ... do you see them?
[MELVIN] Yes
[REMI] Quick ! Press the ORANGE button!
[MELVIN] Rémi, your glasses are tinted in pink ... I'm not sure that you distinguish the true colors ...
[REMI] We do not have time anymore Melvin !! Press the orange button!!!
[REMI] and don't touch the BROWN button .
Charcoal bag (super badly drawn)
[REMI] Perfect.
[MELVIN] It was the right button! Ruffling!
[MELVIN] The littles boxes ... oupsi.
[REMI] Melvin can you hear me ?
[MELVIN] Rémi, is that you ?
[REMI] You just broke the two LITTLE HOLOGRAM BOXES ! Dr. Flocon and I ... didn't really went down with you actually ... we were lazy.
[REMI] It was my hologram that you saw coming out of the room!
[REMI] Now I eat some cereals ... on the couch. So confortable ... Eh but I can guide you !!
[MELVIN] Are you serious right now ?
[REMI] Only an AIR UNICORN could approach the mine Melvin !! I didn't need to get out.
[MELVIN] But if you were holograms, why did you put on scarves?
[REMI] Do you see a bag of coal?
[MELVIN] Definitely yes.
[REMI] Open it, Melvin.
[REMI] What do you see?
[MELVIN] It look like ....
[MELVIN] ... a piece of grapefruit !
Graaaaaaapefruit
[REMI] whores and horns.
[REMI] Take it back to the Tower !
[MELVIN] wait but ..
[REMI] Don't eat it ! You would explode into a thousand pieces Melvin !
[MELVIN] Nobody likes grapefruits they are disgusting ! And I have a sandwich who's waiting for me !
[REMI] Perfect ! We are waiting for you at the Tower!
[MELVIN] I feel like you totally used me.
[REMI] I'm beautiful Melvin, hhhhm you will forgive me at the end.
(over here)
[MELVIN] At that moment I realise that the set is being put in place. A scary grapefruit, magical powers and two pink unicorns mentally unstable.
[MELVIN] Honestly I take it pretty well. But I'm sooooo hungry !
♫ I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES IN THE FOREST ♫
♫ Elevator song ! I'm an elevator song ! ♫
[MELVIN] Voila ! I don't know exactly what you're going to do with that but DON'T do the hologram thing again..
[MELVIN] MY SANDWICH!!!
[REMI] I have a very big horn.
Here in HORNSKY, every unicorns have a MARK on both cheeks. There are 12 different MARKS : 3 FIREMARKS ; 3 EARTHMARKS ; 3 AIRMARKS and 3 EGGPLANTMARKS
The MARK (and therefore its associated element) influence the color, the character of unicorns and their GIFT OF THE STARS although many don't agree with these points. The WIDEBREAK has left a big administrative mess.
When the clock points to one of the MARK, the unicorns possessing this mark see an significant increase to their two powers. Note that you can use it outside this peak of energy.
The types of relationships between unicorns are strongly related to their marks, we will study all these points later. - THE ENCYCLOPEDIA WITH WORDS IN IT - Fig.1 : GIFT OF THE STARS (or horizontal power) unique for each unicorn Fig.2 : SONOROUS RADIANCY (or vertical power)