[MELVIN] Hi ! My name is Melvin ! And I'm a unicorn !
[MELVIN] : ... a blue unicorn !
[REMI] : WHORES AND HORNS !
[MELVIN] : Oh. Yeah. I forgot to mention: the universe is in danger.
[MELVIN] : The cause : 12 fragments ... of GRAPEFRUIT ??
GRAPEFRUIIIIIIIT
[MELVIN] : With Rémi and Doctor Flocon, we try to collect them
[MELVIN] : before it's too late !!
[MELVIN] : It's going to be super ruffling !!
♫ I LOVE GOING OUT NAKED ON ADVENTURES IN THE FOREST ♫
[HORNGLE] "Grapefruit Of Fate" : no result
[REMI] Among all artifacts of HORNSKY, the Grapefruit Of Fate is undoubtedly the most coveted.
It is complete only when it's 12 fragments are collected.
[REMI] Whores and horns Melvin, it is indeed a fragment of grapefruit !
Graaaaaaaaaaapefruiiiit
[REMI] What are you doing Melvin ? Why are you moving everywhere like this?
[MELVIN] Uh actually I'm looking for the toilet, I really have to go
[REMI] Dr. Flocon and myself, recycle our urine, with our vocal cords.
[REMI] Feels good
[MELVIN] It may be magic but it was really disgusting ... it was ... "magigusting".
[MELVIN] Or "disgustic", I don't know yet.
[REMI] Some pages have been torn off.
[MELVIN] And anyway I urinate ... the classic way
[MELVIN] standard
[MELVIN] Can you just tell me where is the pee-room?
[REMI] I don't remember anymore
[MELVIN] You've been reading this book for hours !
[MELVIN] And how can we lose the toilet?
[MELVIN] there must be a floor or a room to empty our butts !
[MELVIN] Don't you have a map of the tower or something ?
[REMI] Good idea Melvin ! I'll show you THE MAP !
[MELVIN] What is that ?
[REMI] It's an old vocoder, you put it on your horn and it gives you a robot voice.
It can be used in another way ... but nothing to do with music ...
[MELVIN] Deception, it has nothing to do with toilet.
[REMI] Stay focused Melvin, I have to show you
THE MAAAAAAP !!! Is really really weiiiird
[MELVIN] There is no indication for the pee-room!
[REMI] This is the map of our universe Melvin
[MELVIN] Ruffling.
[REMI] Doctor Flocon made it
[MELVIN] Planet Air, this is where we are!
[REMI] Stay focused Melvin, look! We float above the Broken Kingdom.
[MELVIN] Funny shape
[REMI] Some think this big planet is round or totally flat Melvin!
The truth is that it has the shape of a banana.
[REMI] A broken banana.
[MELVIN] This is where you found me ?
[REMI] Exactly. A few days ago, we were there Melvin
[REMI] You know that I do not like to come back here.
You leave. I cry. My life is only about that
An ocean of tears where surface does not exist
All the ocean currents want to screw me with a grimace
And these shark-thoughts I need you to chase them
You look at me from above I look at you from below
I'm drowning, do you hear my voice ?
You're in space and I'm stuck
Blocked under water, I try to breathe
Don't leave me
As far as the stars
I need you
Don't leave me, don't leave me, don't hurt me!
[MELVIN] This is ... rather cool
[REMI] Melvin, people do not appear like that.
[REMI] Normally, two people love each other very much. And 9 months later a little unicorn appears.
[MELVIN] with a unicorn dad and a unicorn mom?
[REMI] Male, female or teapot ! We're in 2019 Melvin ! Do what you want nobody care.
[REMI] Uh ... except religion.
[MELVIN] You can be teapot gender ?
[REMI] The Eggplant Cult hates heterosexual relationships!
Praiiiiised be the Holy Eggplant.
[MELVIN] We already have a piece of grapefruit.
And the other pieces where did they go ?
[REMI] Melvin ... The Grapefruit Of Fate is the most powerful artifact of every universe, anime included. ...
... how could you find and collect his fragments?
[MELVIN] I don't remember anything! Uh ...
I told you, I find it grapefruit disgusting! Magigusting !
[REMI] You're magic Melvin, make an effort !
What were you doing in the ruins of the Broken Kingdom?
Why don't your cheeks work ?
[REMI] Who are you ?
[REMI] Who am I ?
[MELVIN] Where are the toilets ??!
[REMI] Why harsh cookies get flabby, and flabby cookies get harsh ?!!
[MELVIN] I think ... I think I remember ...
I remember ... the recipe of honey pancakes !
[REMI] The pancakes contain milk, and the milk comes from nipples.
[MELVIN] If we gather all the grapefruit tips ... it will probably cure my cheeks!
[REMI] I do not know Melvin. This idea look terrible.
[MELVIN] Let's get them! It's going to be super ruffling!
[REMI] The universe is dangerous for a little unicorn. And I don't like going outside. There are ... people ... outside.
[MELVIN] But imagine ... if somebody totally crazy gets all the fragment of grapefruit !
[MELVIN] and use it to do something ... very bad?
[REMI] Many unicorns envy my beauty and my talent.
Ok, I think we have no choice. You made the Grapefruit Of Fate broke into fragments, you have to get them back.
[MELVIN] But the fragments are gone everywhere! Where do we start ?
[MELVIN] Look, I really have to go to the bathroom, can we put that back to -
[REMI] DO NOT PANIC MELVIN !!!! Hmmmm I know! The Oracle ... yes ...
the Blind Oracle could help us ... besides, she is completely crazy about my beautiful body !
[REMI] We will have to be focused. And patient Melvin.
[DR.FLOCON] : I'm a UNICORN
[MELVIN] It's funny because his voice ...... ok.
[REMI] We will never succeed in removing it.
Spoiler : indeed, it's going to be complicated.
[MELVIN] My bladder is really going to explode. I'm going down the Tower!
[REMI] Take this duck that makes UUUUUUUIIIIK with you
[REMI] .... it will bring you luck !
[REMI] I will take an appointment with the Blind Oracle during this time.
[MELVIN] Uh. Doctor Flocon?
[MELVIN] Remi lost the toilet ... I'm going outside ... to pee.
[MELVIN] Can you open the elevator please?
[DR FLOCON] In tight places I like
to fart a lot
BRIGHTROUND, our beloved star, sits at the center of HORNSKY. It color changes four times per cycle, giving energy to the four elements and the twelve MARKS. When traveling in SONOROUS RADIANCY, it is advisable not to go too close: a star is hot.