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Well, it's taken me nearly five years of my life...

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...but I've finally finished my epic fantasy trilogy!

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Rainbow Kick!!

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[thunderclap] 
Rainbow Kick!!

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[thunderclap] 

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Ahh!
[thunderclap] 

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[thunderclap] 

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Ah!

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Ah!

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[giggles]

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Oh, Rainbow Dash, we triggered Spike's Tourette's Syndrome!

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What a nerd!

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[laughter]

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That's okay, Pinkie-
[laughter]

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That's okay, Pinkie-

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Ah!

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Pie-

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Ah! 

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I'm sure it was just an-

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Ah!

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accident!

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Ah!

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Oh no!

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Oh, Twilight, not this again...

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[laughter]

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Oh no-
[laughter]

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Ah!
[laughter]

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I can fix this-
[laughter]

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I can fix this-

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Ah!  

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I'll make a novella instead!

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Wah! 

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SPIKE: [continues in the background]

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Have you ever SEEN him this worked up?
SPIKE: [continues in the background]

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Have you ever SEEN him this worked up?

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[giggles]

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He has SUCH a weak grip!

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[thunderclap]

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Ah!
[thunderclap]

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[thunderclap]

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My life's work...

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I have nothing left.

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CELESTIA: [hums]

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SPIKE: [crying]

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 [laughter]
SPIKE: [crying]

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 [laughter]