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I'm so excited for my 8th bi-weekly Moon Princess festival! 

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Tonight, I thought I'd wow them with another puppet show! 

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Or, you could raise the moon! 

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When you're doing a puppet show... 

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...you can only force your friends and neighbors to watch! 

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But EVERYPONY can see the moon! 

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Good thinking! I'm so smart! 

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Keep up the great work, Twilight! 

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Right! 

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I brought lots of fruits and vegetables, so you can stay healthy! 

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We wouldn't want you to get fatigued! 

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Wow, Twilight, I wish I had a reptile pet that was as slow and dumb-looking as yours. 

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Ooh, ooh, me, me! 

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I'll wear whatever costume I need to, mommy! 

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My apple just talked! 

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But I don't regret eating it. 

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Twilight, will tonight bring the exciting conclusion to your puppet saga? 

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I sure hope so. 

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Oh, Spike, I thought you'd look great in this super emasculating bowtie! 

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Hot ziggity! 

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I'm finally beautiful on the outside! 

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Now I'm worthy of love! 

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SPIKE: [in background] This is the best day of my life!

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Pinkie? Slap him. 
SPIKE: [in background] This is the best day of my life!

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SPIKE: [in background] This is the best day of my life!

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{ Look everypony, up in the stars! }

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What the tarnation?

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Where'd that other sun come from?

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Where did the moon go?

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Well, I'm bored. 

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Mm, wow, these cookies are just awful! 

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Dragon made them! 

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Anyway, what was the name of that little dog that follows me around? 

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Rick? 

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Ah, sleeping on the job? 

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Oh, he never fails to disappoint. 

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And now Spike has been... 

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...punched! 

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Red alert! Red alert! 

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Raincloud, come in Raincloud! 

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We need your help! 

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Where are you!?